FabSwingers.com forum: Things you can say about your car but not your partner

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of miles on the clock, but they're motorway miles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She gotta phat ass

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

She's a bit clapped out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 previous owners, not much resale value

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

She's a bag of nails but gets me from A to B

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

She's a goer all right *slaps back end*

LvM

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Ignore the warning light, she's well lubricated.

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Nah nah nah he's never had any performance issues.

(Sexual behaviour fluctuating is normal and healthy and sometimes we can't get wet/hard and that's ok)

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Wanna take her for a test ride before you commit?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Body needs some serious work, still a goer though and a really comfortable ride.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Never let me down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passed her MOT but lots of advisories.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

She does the job, great if you've got kids, but I'd rather have a hellcat.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Got great headlights

Had some great times in this old girl

Make some funny noises when you get up to decent speed

Loves a jump start

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Goes like the clappers lol

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By *addad99Man
over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay

Bit rough around the back end but will ride for hours no problems

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Goes like the clappers lol"

Test drive available?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit of a guzzler but very smooth.

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By *appyChap91Man
over a year ago

Hull

Fits 4 people comfortably, 5 at a push

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

It will do until I can afford something better.

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"Fits 4 people comfortably, 5 at a push"

This made me splutter

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

A bit rough round the edges but still goes well

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By *ohnboy64Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

Costs me a f'cking fortune.

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By *irjamesMan
over a year ago

Warrington

I’ve had her a while, time for a new one, a bit younger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She gotta phat ass "

And she always lights it up at the end of the road

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By *aydumfriesMan
over a year ago

heathhall

I might try and find the first one i owned

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By *oneybee1001Woman
over a year ago

Around and about

Not much going on up front but plenty in the rear

Made for comfort not speed

Ok, it's a bit of an old model, you don't see many like this any more but there's plenty of miles left under the bonnet

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

7 years old

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Where do you keep your spare tyre?

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

There's a bit of ablow coming from the exhaust

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

There’s nothing really wrong with the old girl , I just fancy something a bit newer.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Pretty thirsty and the emissions aren’t great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a car i dont have a partner

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Who in their right mind would want to steel my car. I hope that the fucking idiot that took it. Don't bring it back as the insurance payout is worth more than the car.

You took her. you keep her.

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By *aydumfriesMan
over a year ago

heathhall

"7 years old

Yeah you win!!

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By *romleyM41Man
over a year ago

orpington / surrounding

Got loads of junk in the trunk

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Takes a ton in the buck and pulls like a train.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Battered old nail, fully run into the ground but still going

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By *abulousAvaWoman
over a year ago

Dainty Town

Suspect body work issues, but goes well all the same.

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By *iiimanMan
over a year ago

london

Oh again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a vehicle

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By *axo25Man
over a year ago

lightwater

The gear box is knackered….

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

One previous lady owner, used as a nice little runaround

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Plenty room in the back for extra passengers

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By *cotty_01ukMan
over a year ago

birmingham

It's a banger but goes forver

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Been around the block a few times so is a little slack and unresponsive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

… the outside white

The inside brown like Michael Jack

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By *cotty_01ukMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"… the outside white

The inside brown like Michael Jack"

All about the MIST

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She needs a good wash; her exhaust pipe is filthy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"… the outside white

The inside brown like Michael Jack

All about the MIST"

I fw mist too. He’s cold

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Can get an upgrade on new car every three years but doesn't work that way with your other half lol

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

A good runner.

(That's why I'm single)...

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

This old things seen more seaman then the Bermuda Triangle

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

It’s big and black, takes me places other can’t, and can take a big load in the rear

(Range Rover)

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

I share this beauty with my brother.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Goes like the clappers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been banged a few times in the carpark but she still feels nice and tight.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

She comes with a spare tyre.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I accidentally rear ended your sister..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd prefer an esc0rt.

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By *udy3Man
over a year ago

Corby

So you’ve only picked up 4 minors today

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Sure you can borrow her, just make sure you fill her up before you bring her back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shes a bit of an old banger but she still has some life in her yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*takes a shot and shrugs* they’re both amazing

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Cmon ffs start

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

Swallows by the gallon

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By *untimeswithme69Man
over a year ago

London

Out of warranty

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By *ilingual76Man
over a year ago

Salisbury

'over heated' when got stuck in the mud

Watch out when laying under her...few lil leaks

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By *pitfiremk10Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Totally reliable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s Summer, let’s take the top down

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

“Hmmm. Which one shall I use today?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn him on and hope for the best.

Oh wait...

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Turn him on and hope for the best.

Oh wait...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m only using this one until I can find something better.

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By *fdcs69Man
over a year ago

She leaves a big wet patch on the drive sometimes

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Needs regular servicing.

Oh, wait...

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

I let the neighbours son use her, took a dirty load in the back and the cheeky twat bought her back in a right filthy mess. Filled her up though so I got to thank him for that I guess. I’ll take her to those Polish guys on the corner who won’t mind getting in her with their extra big hoses.

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