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By *r Analytic OP   Man
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Just for shits and giggles what status' and bio b you never see.

"Sorry ladies I've got so many messages to get through I will reply soon" - men status

"Keep sending the dick pics so I make a collage wallpaper for my laptop desktop screen" woman bio blurb

What more can you think of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DON’T READ THE PROFILE, GUYS!

(in big shouty letters)

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

I will be lay on the bed at 8pm tonight in stockings and suspenders, front door will be open, line up lads and take your turn

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

“My wife knows and yes, please rate her”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hot, funny, intelligent, non dickhead guy available for chat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non professional happy to just chat

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"

"Keep sending the dick pics so I make a collage wallpaper for my laptop desktop screen" woman bio blurb"

I'm fairly confident I've seen Posh post exactly this status update actually

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please read my profile and ignore it completely and send me messages anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick meet fanny.. No social just fuck and go. Single guys wanted for Christmas

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By *r Analytic OP   Man
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Liking the replys guys.

"I love when people message to which I don't reply they message a 1000 more times. To which I still don't reply it turns me on"

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By *ob IrishMan
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

Non nutter female looking for uncomplicated fun with married guys

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By *r Analytic OP   Man
over a year ago

Nuneaton


"Dick meet fanny.. No social just fuck and go. Single guys wanted for Christmas "

Fucking love it lol

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By *r Analytic OP   Man
over a year ago

Nuneaton


"Please read my profile and ignore it completely and send me messages anyway"

Yep I seen the revised alot on the feed

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By *r Analytic OP   Man
over a year ago

Nuneaton


""hot, funny, intelligent, non dickhead guy available for chat"

"

The revised would be " fugly, sad dumbass such a asshole guy available for meets"

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Men status - too busy washing my hair

I don't see it in general but I bet a man would be last to put a status like that loooool

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ve got so much pussy I should open a cattery.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking to build trust and connection over a three to four month duration. Just want a guy who can meet me now so I can practice giving blowjobs.

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By *r Analytic OP   Man
over a year ago

Nuneaton

My Bio says Im straight but what I mean is any hole is a goal

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Men do actually write statuses like that... I laugh cos I know it's not true

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By *r Analytic OP   Man
over a year ago

Nuneaton


"Men do actually write statuses like that... I laugh cos I know it's not true "

I suppose because I don't see men statuses only local area online never seen one. Lol

How every i do see alot of ladies say "sorry I've not replyed my mail box is flooded I will get back to you".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey guys I'm a young slim single woman and I'm really on the look out for guys who can go above and beyond in terms of being a creepy weirdo.

Love someone who not only sends me 5 unopened messages on day 1 but then consistently sends me 2 more a day with really drab and mind numbingly painful chat like Hi baby and how's you today

I love low quality pics of flaccid penises standing over a dirty sink or unflushed toilet with a back shot of jogging bottoms round the ankles and a white burger belly to make the penis look even smaller.

If that sounds like you, drop me a line

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"I’ve got so much pussy I should open a cattery.

The mr "

genius

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Hey guys I'm a young slim single woman and I'm really on the look out for guys who can go above and beyond in terms of being a creepy weirdo.

Love someone who not only sends me 5 unopened messages on day 1 but then consistently sends me 2 more a day with really drab and mind numbingly painful chat like Hi baby and how's you today

I love low quality pics of flaccid penises standing over a dirty sink or unflushed toilet with a back shot of jogging bottoms round the ankles and a white burger belly to make the penis look even smaller.

If that sounds like you, drop me a line "

He sounds like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man on page 1 of Hot Pics when it's not him hanging out the back of a woman that takes up 7/8ths of the screen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey guys I'm a young slim single woman and I'm really on the look out for guys who can go above and beyond in terms of being a creepy weirdo.

Love someone who not only sends me 5 unopened messages on day 1 but then consistently sends me 2 more a day with really drab and mind numbingly painful chat like Hi baby and how's you today

I love low quality pics of flaccid penises standing over a dirty sink or unflushed toilet with a back shot of jogging bottoms round the ankles and a white burger belly to make the penis look even smaller.

If that sounds like you, drop me a line

He sounds like you "

Stop it you, making me blush fs

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Hey guys I'm a young slim single woman and I'm really on the look out for guys who can go above and beyond in terms of being a creepy weirdo.

Love someone who not only sends me 5 unopened messages on day 1 but then consistently sends me 2 more a day with really drab and mind numbingly painful chat like Hi baby and how's you today

I love low quality pics of flaccid penises standing over a dirty sink or unflushed toilet with a back shot of jogging bottoms round the ankles and a white burger belly to make the penis look even smaller.

If that sounds like you, drop me a line

He sounds like you

Stop it you, making me blush fs "

I'm joking ladies, he's a real catch.....if you're into that sorta thing

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