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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

....at zero Dad-calls today. 3 and counting, plus 1 email, soon to be 2.

What disasters have befallen you today? Have your plans gone askew? Did your schedule fly out of the window?

Tell us about your lack of success so far, this jolly Friday.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Said I would not work today as it is my day off... online twice so far to sort disasters.

Haven't yet cleaned house but have my nail appt in 15 min now.

Oh well. There us always another day

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I picked up the wrong stock and drove all the way to the job, realised

Drove back and changed to correct items… drove back to the job and left the fittings behind….

Drove home checked my sugar levels …

Decided to take five to gather my thoughts and relax….

Not the best start to the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Failed to not orgasm.

Again.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

Wanted to get up and be productive... feeling exhausted today.. so all I've done is watch Ashoka

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Shaving Fail: Sliced myself

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Had a new tyre on the car.

Went out. Flat again. Ffs.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

All good so far but it's early days. Tomorrow is a 'fingers crossed' day.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Nothing so far

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Snatched a minor victory out of the jaws of failure.

I was supposed to fly into Naples today but the flight got cancelled. So here I am, I’ve flown to Rome and I’m waiting on the train. I am invincible!!!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m killing it.

I wasn’t meant to but somehow I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I failed at going for a walk. I've been doing really well getting 15k in before 10am but I've got a very sore uti at the moment.

How's your dad doing lovely? And are you OK?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I have just mistaken the word grapes for gapes on a text message notification.

Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Failed a PB attempt on my back squat. Pissed off.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I've also just made a typo and had to redo the previous post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Failed to have a fab free day

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

I'm off work today. So planned to be super productive day while the kids are at school. Started well. Dropped the kids of and went shopping. Those tasks done and dusted by 9.30am. Then, disaster, procrastination strikes again. I literally sat on the bed to say hello to the cat. Been there ever since. Just can't get out of bed. All the other stuff I was going to do today failed. And now if I don't get up soon I won't have time to go the gym before the school run

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I failed at completing the six strategy documents that I was supposed to deliver.

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By *hunderhawkMan
over a year ago

Hull

Simple job to fix my sites door control system has turned into, it all needs to be replaced as its ancient and incompatible...... Ugh

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I failed at going for a walk. I've been doing really well getting 15k in before 10am but I've got a very sore uti at the moment.

How's your dad doing lovely? And are you OK?"

Sorry to your urethra, Lemon

Dad is very confused and without heating/hot water.

I am stressed.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Simple job to fix my sites door control system has turned into, it all needs to be replaced as its ancient and incompatible...... Ugh"

This sounds about right

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I've also just made a typo and had to redo the previous post. "

Write it out ten times please, in cursive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I failed at getting out of bed when I was supposed to this morning and slept in.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Failed to actually get any decent sleep last night, and was on the train for 2-1/2 hours this morning

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By *hunderhawkMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Simple job to fix my sites door control system has turned into, it all needs to be replaced as its ancient and incompatible...... Ugh

This sounds about right

Ugh I know, least I can now justify a huge upgrade ha ha

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I still haven't gotten dressed and had a nap instead of cleaning

Em x

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I have clearly failed to do my admin yet again.

Thank you for the inadvertant kick up the bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I failed at my job again so I walked out.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Double failed. I got in my car to go to the gym before the school. Its only then I remember (after procrastinating most of the day) somethings really important I had to complete today before I go away at all costs. Task done but sadly no gym.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I failed at getting out of bed when I was supposed to this morning and slept in. "

We hope you didn't miss anything important?!

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Failed to not orgasm.

Again.

Cum again?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Failed a PB attempt on my back squat. Pissed off. "

Keep trying!

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I’m killing it.

I wasn’t meant to but somehow I am.

Well done! Someone has to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have just failed at life today, everything just feels unnecessarily arduous for no apparent reason

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We have just failed at life today, everything just feels unnecessarily arduous for no apparent reason "

Sounds familiar

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By *umbriaman1962Man
over a year ago

outside of penrith

Very early start to take someone newcastle airport for 4am this morning back home 5 ish couple hours sleep few things had to do this morning . As had booked travel lodge with early check for a mfm 3 some first he cried off saying had to work. Then as soon as picked lady up she had phone call to pick child up school as sick !!! So no fun was had

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I failed to find any underwear, so I’ve been out and bought some. Fail to get warm all day . This country is freezing.

i’m now in bed, fully dressed under a thick duvet, busting for a wee & hungry

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I failed to find any underwear, so I’ve been out and bought some. Fail to get warm all day . This country is freezing.

i’m now in bed, fully dressed under a thick duvet, busting for a wee & hungry"

Having the menopause helps. I'm constantly too hot

Did you pee your new undies yet?

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Failed here apparently.

Gbat

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Failed here apparently.

Gbat"

Where's here?!

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

Didn't win the euro millions, again

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By *ohnboy64Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

Burnt my rice crispies.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Burnt my rice crispies."

Did you apply boiling milk?!

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By *ohnboy64Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Burnt my rice crispies.

Did you apply boiling milk?!

No,left them in the oven too long. Trying to get extra crispiness.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also my lack of success. Hmmm. Lack of success catching up at work but I tried my best

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"Well I picked up the wrong stock and drove all the way to the job, realised

Drove back and changed to correct items… drove back to the job and left the fittings behind….

Drove home checked my sugar levels …

Decided to take five to gather my thoughts and relax….

Not the best start to the day

T1 or T2? It’s always very exciting to find another one of us in the wild lol

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By *eresa_cdslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin

7 hours to drive from Cornwall to London, 1.5 hours stationary on A303 waiting for accident to be cleared.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Also my lack of success. Hmmm. Lack of success catching up at work but I tried my best

Good try, good try

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By *udley hotwife86Couple
over a year ago

DUDLEY

Promised I'd go straight to sleep after work but here I am lurking in the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Promised myself not to be awesome today … so far I’m failing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I failed at going for a walk. I've been doing really well getting 15k in before 10am but I've got a very sore uti at the moment.

How's your dad doing lovely? And are you OK?

Sorry to your urethra, Lemon

Dad is very confused and without heating/hot water.

I am stressed. "

Ah gosh, bless him. I hope it's fixed by now. It's really not a great time to be without the essentials. I hope you're a bit less stressed today. X

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Car failed it's mot. Have to wait till Tues to get it fixed, more money and no car. Pushbike to work and bike in mean time.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I failed to find any underwear, so I’ve been out and bought some. Fail to get warm all day . This country is freezing.

i’m now in bed, fully dressed under a thick duvet, busting for a wee & hungry

Having the menopause helps. I'm constantly too hot

Did you pee your new undies yet?"

No I didn’t pee my new undies!

If it’s a thing for you , maybe I could

Imma bit Warner tonight I’ve been out and bought a Nepalesee fleece lined wool hoodie, it’s so good I’m in bed with it on it’s like wearing a Yak

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I failed at going for a walk. I've been doing really well getting 15k in before 10am but I've got a very sore uti at the moment.

How's your dad doing lovely? And are you OK?

Sorry to your urethra, Lemon

Dad is very confused and without heating/hot water.

I am stressed.

Ah gosh, bless him. I hope it's fixed by now. It's really not a great time to be without the essentials. I hope you're a bit less stressed today. X"

It is not fixed. It is completely buggered and needs to be replaced. He nor I can afford it. This is the problem

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Car failed it's mot. Have to wait till Tues to get it fixed, more money and no car. Pushbike to work and bike in mean time. "

Oh heck. Mine only needed a few bits to pass last week, fortunately!

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I failed to find any underwear, so I’ve been out and bought some. Fail to get warm all day . This country is freezing.

i’m now in bed, fully dressed under a thick duvet, busting for a wee & hungry

Having the menopause helps. I'm constantly too hot

Did you pee your new undies yet?

No I didn’t pee my new undies!

If it’s a thing for you , maybe I could

Imma bit Warner tonight I’ve been out and bought a Nepalesee fleece lined wool hoodie, it’s so good I’m in bed with it on it’s like wearing a Yak

No pee pee, thank you! Glad you are snuggly and warm tonight

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

DIY disaster. No wonder I’ve been putting it off.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"I failed at going for a walk. I've been doing really well getting 15k in before 10am but I've got a very sore uti at the moment.

How's your dad doing lovely? And are you OK?

Sorry to your urethra, Lemon

Dad is very confused and without heating/hot water.

I am stressed.

Ah gosh, bless him. I hope it's fixed by now. It's really not a great time to be without the essentials. I hope you're a bit less stressed today. X

It is not fixed. It is completely buggered and needs to be replaced. He nor I can afford it. This is the problem

Does he receive anything like pension credits? I know theu do new boiler grants if you do x

Tinder x

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I failed at going for a walk. I've been doing really well getting 15k in before 10am but I've got a very sore uti at the moment.

How's your dad doing lovely? And are you OK?

Sorry to your urethra, Lemon

Dad is very confused and without heating/hot water.

I am stressed.

Ah gosh, bless him. I hope it's fixed by now. It's really not a great time to be without the essentials. I hope you're a bit less stressed today. X

It is not fixed. It is completely buggered and needs to be replaced. He nor I can afford it. This is the problem

Does he receive anything like pension credits? I know theu do new boiler grants if you do x

Tinder x"

No, just Attendance Allowance, which is no longer a qualifying benefit on its own

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Failed at not eating half a packet of chocolate digestives.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Put some money in my savings account, had to draw it out to pay for new tires

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"I failed at going for a walk. I've been doing really well getting 15k in before 10am but I've got a very sore uti at the moment.

How's your dad doing lovely? And are you OK?

Sorry to your urethra, Lemon

Dad is very confused and without heating/hot water.

I am stressed.

Ah gosh, bless him. I hope it's fixed by now. It's really not a great time to be without the essentials. I hope you're a bit less stressed today. X

It is not fixed. It is completely buggered and needs to be replaced. He nor I can afford it. This is the problem

Does he receive anything like pension credits? I know theu do new boiler grants if you do x

Tinder x

No, just Attendance Allowance, which is no longer a qualifying benefit on its own

Damn, yeah I know it's ridiculous it's no longer a qualifier considering what it is granted for

Tinder x

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"I failed at going for a walk. I've been doing really well getting 15k in before 10am but I've got a very sore uti at the moment.

How's your dad doing lovely? And are you OK?

Sorry to your urethra, Lemon

Dad is very confused and without heating/hot water.

I am stressed.

Ah gosh, bless him. I hope it's fixed by now. It's really not a great time to be without the essentials. I hope you're a bit less stressed today. X

It is not fixed. It is completely buggered and needs to be replaced. He nor I can afford it. This is the problem

Does he receive anything like pension credits? I know theu do new boiler grants if you do x

Tinder x

No, just Attendance Allowance, which is no longer a qualifying benefit on its own

Damn, yeah I know it's ridiculous it's no longer a qualifier considering what it is granted for

Tinder x"

Quick Google though some are saying you can with it so it might be worth a look into

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I failed at going for a walk. I've been doing really well getting 15k in before 10am but I've got a very sore uti at the moment.

How's your dad doing lovely? And are you OK?

Sorry to your urethra, Lemon

Dad is very confused and without heating/hot water.

I am stressed.

Ah gosh, bless him. I hope it's fixed by now. It's really not a great time to be without the essentials. I hope you're a bit less stressed today. X

It is not fixed. It is completely buggered and needs to be replaced. He nor I can afford it. This is the problem

Does he receive anything like pension credits? I know theu do new boiler grants if you do x

Tinder x

No, just Attendance Allowance, which is no longer a qualifying benefit on its own

Damn, yeah I know it's ridiculous it's no longer a qualifier considering what it is granted for

Tinder x

Quick Google though some are saying you can with it so it might be worth a look into"

Eco3 (previous grant system) would have accepted it. Current one (Eco4) does not. Lots of sites are either out of date or deliberately falsely advertising. I've spoken to a lot of different people and providers this past week

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"I failed at going for a walk. I've been doing really well getting 15k in before 10am but I've got a very sore uti at the moment.

How's your dad doing lovely? And are you OK?

Sorry to your urethra, Lemon

Dad is very confused and without heating/hot water.

I am stressed.

Ah gosh, bless him. I hope it's fixed by now. It's really not a great time to be without the essentials. I hope you're a bit less stressed today. X

It is not fixed. It is completely buggered and needs to be replaced. He nor I can afford it. This is the problem

Does he receive anything like pension credits? I know theu do new boiler grants if you do x

Tinder x

No, just Attendance Allowance, which is no longer a qualifying benefit on its own

Damn, yeah I know it's ridiculous it's no longer a qualifier considering what it is granted for

Tinder x

Quick Google though some are saying you can with it so it might be worth a look into

It's bloody crap, especially given what you get attendance allowance for, they should get more help than they do

Tinder

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