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"Ladies & Gentlemen, Guys & Ghouls, Spirits & Salacious Sirens… Welcome to The Nocturnal at Misty Manor. My Manor House resplendent with gothic charm and housing various ghosts, ghouls and various beasties that go bump in the night. All are welcome here in my mildly perilous, safe space. Tonight we will be serving crumpets. Hot buttered crumpets. With a variety of toppings… jams, honey, marmite, cheese…. For the more discerning we have pikelets on offer. Otherwise as ever I’m happy to be the Thinking (wo)man’s Crumpet. I’ll be hostess with the mostess armed with a cheeky smile, offering kisses or spankings and dressed to impress in black lace & silk. As always refreshments, hugs, squeezes & kisses are available on request. Make yourselves comfortable, relax and tell me about your day. Misty x" Hello my lovely! I'll take crumpets with marmite and cheese plz! I haven't really done much today tbh, what about you? Xx  | |||
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"Waves to the lovely host from the cellar " Evening gorgeous Crumpets & pillows coming your way | |||
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"Evening Misty! Evening visitors to the Manor. I will take a toasted crumpet with butter please
Jx"Hang on nobody told me I knew there might be crumpet here But didn't know they like spreading with butter. | |||
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"My day improved the moment I saw that profile pic of yours back out again. Hello Misty." Sorry sweet - I changed it again. But can I butter your crumpet   | |||
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"Evening Misty! Evening visitors to the Manor. I will take a toasted crumpet with butter please
Jx"Evening J I’ve thrown off the blanket & am ready to take on the world again | |||
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"Ooh, I didn't read the crumpets bit.... drown mine in butter!! " Evening just me. I will drown you .. your crumpets right away | |||
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"Waves to the lovely host from the cellar Evening gorgeous Crumpets & pillows coming your way" Thank you Will stay out of the way | |||
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"Ooh, I didn't read the crumpets bit.... drown mine in butter!! Evening just me. I will drown you .. your crumpets right away "Ooh er, missus!!!  | |||
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" Hello my lovely! I'll take crumpets with marmite and cheese plz! I haven't really done much today tbh, what about you? Xx "Good evening beautiful. Oooh a full on choice there. Good girl. I have been really busy. But that’s how I like it xx | |||
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"Evening Misty! Evening visitors to the Manor. I will take a toasted crumpet with butter please
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Evening J
I’ve thrown off the blanket & am ready to take on the world again"I am so glad to hear that. I'm still under there but it's Friday tomorrow and it would take something spectacular for it to be as bad as today was! 
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"Good evening Misty and all fellow Nocs xxxx" Evening oh Mac of the clan Flirty | |||
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"Evening Misty! Evening visitors to the Manor. I will take a toasted crumpet with butter please
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Hang on nobody told me
I knew there might be crumpet here
But didn't know they like spreading with butter."Oh ffs Too many spreading jokes here
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"Waves to the lovely host from the cellar Evening gorgeous Crumpets & pillows coming your way Thank you Will stay out of the way " Please don’t . I like you underfoot & in my way xx | |||
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"Ooh, I didn't read the crumpets bit.... drown mine in butter!! Evening just me. I will drown you .. your crumpets right away
Ooh er, missus!!! "Welcome to Misty Manor | |||
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"Good evening Misty and all fellow Nocs xxxx Evening oh Mac of the clan Flirty "Good evening cuddles to you Miss Misty Crumpet | |||
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"Howdy y'all, another 90 degree,sunny day on the plains of Texas, need something to go with my guacamole " Might I suggest a hot toasted crumpet to be the receptacle of your smooshed avocado goodness  | |||
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"Evening Misty! Evening visitors to the Manor. I will take a toasted crumpet with butter please
Jx
Evening J
I’ve thrown off the blanket & am ready to take on the world again
I am so glad to hear that. I'm still under there but it's Friday tomorrow and it would take something spectacular for it to be as bad as today was!
J"Well that was an effing Stooopid thing to say | |||
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"And the butter gently drips from the warmth of the crumpet
Any tiffin for afters Misty ?xxxx "Oooh. Now there’s an idea. I was going to offer raisin club biscuits for afters… but apparently they’re shit | |||
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"Howdy y'all, another 90 degree,sunny day on the plains of Texas, need something to go with my guacamole Might I suggest a hot toasted crumpet to be the receptacle of your smooshed avocado goodness "since I've never had a crumpet, sure why not if you' ll show me how | |||
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more. Evening you noccers, evening Misty." Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x | |||
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"Good evening Misty and all fellow Nocs xxxx Evening oh Mac of the clan Flirty
Good evening cuddles to you Miss Misty Crumpet"Oh I do love cuddles | |||
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"Nevermind me id. Miss the opening Sorry .evening all and my lady of the manor."
I never mind you xxx | |||
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"Nevermind me id. Miss the opening Sorry .evening all and my lady of the manor.
I never mind you xxx"Thanks | |||
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"Wow are you an apparition? Stunning Let us join you "Good evening and welcome. Make yourselves comfortable. If you need anything please let me know xx | |||
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" Hello my lovely! I'll take crumpets with marmite and cheese plz! I haven't really done much today tbh, what about you? Xx
Good evening beautiful.
Oooh a full on choice there. Good girl.
I have been really busy. But that’s how I like it xx"Oh it's gotta be with cheese n marmite lol Well I hope your relaxing now xx | |||
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"Howdy y'all, another 90 degree,sunny day on the plains of Texas, need something to go with my guacamole Might I suggest a hot toasted crumpet to be the receptacle of your smooshed avocado goodness since I've never had a crumpet, sure why not if you' ll show me how"Oh a crumpet virgin. Allow me to gently break you in | |||
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more. Evening you noccers, evening Misty. Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x"Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told. | |||
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"Evening Mrs M and all. Almost there. " Well actually yes I am
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"Wow are you an apparition? Stunning Let us join you
Good evening and welcome. Make yourselves comfortable. If you need anything please let me know xx"Ohhh I think we have made that clear already So anything we can help you with? | |||
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"Evening Misty! Evening visitors to the Manor. I will take a toasted crumpet with butter please
Jx
Evening J
I’ve thrown off the blanket & am ready to take on the world again
I am so glad to hear that. I'm still under there but it's Friday tomorrow and it would take something spectacular for it to be as bad as today was!
J
Well that was an effing Stooopid thing to say "No, honestly. I mean, it would be easy for it to be worse in an heartbreaking way. But in terms of "I can't believe that shit actually happened" there is no way today can be topped and if it can then I need to know how! J | |||
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"So, refreshments, hugs, squeezes & kisses are available on request.... Can I request all of the above? "You most certainly can. I’m always here to oblige my guests xxx | |||
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"Howdy y'all, another 90 degree,sunny day on the plains of Texas, need something to go with my guacamole Might I suggest a hot toasted crumpet to be the receptacle of your smooshed avocado goodness since I've never had a crumpet, sure why not if you' ll show me how
Oh a crumpet virgin. Allow me to gently break you in "that's a first for me | |||
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"Good evening Misty and all fellow Nocs xxxx Evening oh Mac of the clan Flirty
Good evening cuddles to you Miss Misty Crumpet
Oh I do love cuddles "And so do I xx especially after a day that has not gone well  | |||
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" Hello my lovely! I'll take crumpets with marmite and cheese plz! I haven't really done much today tbh, what about you? Xx
Good evening beautiful.
Oooh a full on choice there. Good girl.
I have been really busy. But that’s how I like it xx
Oh it's gotta be with cheese n marmite lol
Well I hope your relaxing now xx"Relaxing? Heck no. I’m dutifully looking after the every whim of my guests | |||
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more. Evening you noccers, evening Misty. Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told."They really do… it’s a girth thing | |||
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"Wow are you an apparition? Stunning Let us join you
Good evening and welcome. Make yourselves comfortable. If you need anything please let me know xx
Ohhh I think we have made that clear already
So anything we can help you with? "As long as you are happy then so am I
I have my ghosts & ghouls on hand to help me if I need. My guests are here to enjoy x | |||
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more. Evening you noccers, evening Misty. Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing "Well...I...errr  | |||
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"Evening Misty! Evening visitors to the Manor. I will take a toasted crumpet with butter please
Jx
Evening J
I’ve thrown off the blanket & am ready to take on the world again
I am so glad to hear that. I'm still under there but it's Friday tomorrow and it would take something spectacular for it to be as bad as today was!
J
Well that was an effing Stooopid thing to say
No, honestly. I mean, it would be easy for it to be worse in an heartbreaking way. But in terms of "I can't believe that shit actually happened" there is no way today can be topped and if it can then I need to know how!
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"Evening Misty. I'll take all the crumpet I can get please. I'll butter them up myself. "Bloody hell Welcome back!!!! Crumpets firing in your direction. I’ll leave you with your butter x | |||
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"So, refreshments, hugs, squeezes & kisses are available on request.... Can I request all of the above?
You most certainly can. I’m always here to oblige my guests xxx "Awesome, so, I'd like a hot chocolate with cream and sprinkles.... my bum squeezed.... and a kiss on the cheek! X | |||
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"Howdy y'all, another 90 degree,sunny day on the plains of Texas, need something to go with my guacamole Might I suggest a hot toasted crumpet to be the receptacle of your smooshed avocado goodness since I've never had a crumpet, sure why not if you' ll show me how
Oh a crumpet virgin. Allow me to gently break you in that's a first for me"Luckily it’s not a first for me. Sit back, relax and enjoy the… baked goods | |||
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"Good evening Misty and all fellow Nocs xxxx Evening oh Mac of the clan Flirty
Good evening cuddles to you Miss Misty Crumpet
Oh I do love cuddles
And so do I xx especially after a day that has not gone well "Oh no. Do you need a hug? I have plenty to spare x | |||
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more. Evening you noccers, evening Misty. Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr "Bloody hell. Lost for words? | |||
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"Can I have crumpets with butter and golden syrup please." That’s a new one on me. I’ll see if I have any syrup..,, | |||
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"So, refreshments, hugs, squeezes & kisses are available on request.... Can I request all of the above?
You most certainly can. I’m always here to oblige my guests xxx
Awesome, so, I'd like a hot chocolate with cream and sprinkles.... my bum squeezed.... and a kiss on the cheek! X"Coming right up. Xxx Chocolate sprinkles or those coloured things? | |||
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"Evening Misty. I'll take all the crumpet I can get please. I'll butter them up myself.
Bloody hell
Welcome back!!!! Crumpets firing in your direction. I’ll leave you with your butter x"Thank you. I'll help you with yours too.  | |||
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"So, refreshments, hugs, squeezes & kisses are available on request.... Can I request all of the above?
You most certainly can. I’m always here to oblige my guests xxx
Awesome, so, I'd like a hot chocolate with cream and sprinkles.... my bum squeezed.... and a kiss on the cheek! X
Coming right up. Xxx
Chocolate sprinkles or those coloured things?"Definitely the coloured sprinkles, I like a bit of variety | |||
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"Evening Misty. I'll take all the crumpet I can get please. I'll butter them up myself.
Bloody hell
Welcome back!!!! Crumpets firing in your direction. I’ll leave you with your butter x
Thank you. I'll help you with yours too. "My crumpets are buttered thank you. My parsnips are not though…. | |||
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more. Evening you noccers, evening Misty. Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
"Some subjects are hard to get your lips around | |||
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"So, refreshments, hugs, squeezes & kisses are available on request.... Can I request all of the above?
You most certainly can. I’m always here to oblige my guests xxx
Awesome, so, I'd like a hot chocolate with cream and sprinkles.... my bum squeezed.... and a kiss on the cheek! X
Coming right up. Xxx
Chocolate sprinkles or those coloured things?
Definitely the coloured sprinkles, I like a bit of variety "Gotta love a rainbow  | |||
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"Evening Misty! Evening visitors to the Manor. I will take a toasted crumpet with butter please
Jx
Evening J
I’ve thrown off the blanket & am ready to take on the world again
I am so glad to hear that. I'm still under there but it's Friday tomorrow and it would take something spectacular for it to be as bad as today was!
J
Well that was an effing Stooopid thing to say
No, honestly. I mean, it would be easy for it to be worse in an heartbreaking way. But in terms of "I can't believe that shit actually happened" there is no way today can be topped and if it can then I need to know how!
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"Good evening Misty and all fellow Nocs xxxx Evening oh Mac of the clan Flirty
Good evening cuddles to you Miss Misty Crumpet
Oh I do love cuddles
And so do I xx especially after a day that has not gone well
Oh no. Do you need a hug? I have plenty to spare x"I do indeed Misty xxx and wait with anticipation | |||
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more. Evening you noccers, evening Misty. Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around "Really? Hmmmm? I’ve never found that | |||
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"Good evening Misty and all fellow Nocs xxxx Evening oh Mac of the clan Flirty
Good evening cuddles to you Miss Misty Crumpet
Oh I do love cuddles
And so do I xx especially after a day that has not gone well
Oh no. Do you need a hug? I have plenty to spare x
I do indeed Misty xxx and wait with anticipation "C’mon over. Big hugs. and snuggles … | |||
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"Evening Misty! Evening visitors to the Manor. I will take a toasted crumpet with butter please
Jx
Evening J
I’ve thrown off the blanket & am ready to take on the world again
I am so glad to hear that. I'm still under there but it's Friday tomorrow and it would take something spectacular for it to be as bad as today was!
J
Well that was an effing Stooopid thing to say
No, honestly. I mean, it would be easy for it to be worse in an heartbreaking way. But in terms of "I can't believe that shit actually happened" there is no way today can be topped and if it can then I need to know how!
J
Is this a cant be fixed by Misty boobs problem "It's over now. So boobs would definitely help. But it was a hell of a ride and I'm still processing. 
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more. Evening you noccers, evening Misty. Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around
Really? Hmmmm?
I’ve never found that "Do you give lessons | |||
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"Evening Madam Peaks, evening everyone, how we all doing? "Good evening Mr Jäger. All is well in The Manor. Crumpet? | |||
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"Evening Misty! Evening visitors to the Manor. I will take a toasted crumpet with butter please
Jx
Evening J
I’ve thrown off the blanket & am ready to take on the world again
I am so glad to hear that. I'm still under there but it's Friday tomorrow and it would take something spectacular for it to be as bad as today was!
J
Well that was an effing Stooopid thing to say
No, honestly. I mean, it would be easy for it to be worse in an heartbreaking way. But in terms of "I can't believe that shit actually happened" there is no way today can be topped and if it can then I need to know how!
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"Evening Misty! Evening visitors to the Manor. I will take a toasted crumpet with butter please
Jx
Evening J
I’ve thrown off the blanket & am ready to take on the world again
I am so glad to hear that. I'm still under there but it's Friday tomorrow and it would take something spectacular for it to be as bad as today was!
J
Well that was an effing Stooopid thing to say
No, honestly. I mean, it would be easy for it to be worse in an heartbreaking way. But in terms of "I can't believe that shit actually happened" there is no way today can be topped and if it can then I need to know how!
J
Is this a cant be fixed by Misty boobs problem
It's over now. So boobs would definitely help. But it was a hell of a ride and I'm still processing.
J"Ride Boobs Process That’s all I heard | |||
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more. Evening you noccers, evening Misty. Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around
Really? Hmmmm?
I’ve never found that
Do you give lessons "Guidelines, pointers & hands on experience…. | |||
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"Evening Misty. I'll take all the crumpet I can get please. I'll butter them up myself.
Bloody hell
Welcome back!!!! Crumpets firing in your direction. I’ll leave you with your butter x
Thank you. I'll help you with yours too.
My crumpets are buttered thank you.
My parsnips are not though…."Nips it is then. | |||
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more. Evening you noccers, evening Misty. Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around
Really? Hmmmm?
I’ve never found that
Do you give lessons
Guidelines, pointers & hands on experience…."And a practical final I suppose | |||
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"Evening Misty. I'll take all the crumpet I can get please. I'll butter them up myself.
Bloody hell
Welcome back!!!! Crumpets firing in your direction. I’ll leave you with your butter x
Thank you. I'll help you with yours too.
My crumpets are buttered thank you.
My parsnips are not though….
Nips it is then. "Always a popular choice | |||
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more. Evening you noccers, evening Misty. Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around
Really? Hmmmm?
I’ve never found that
Do you give lessons
Guidelines, pointers & hands on experience….
And a practical final I suppose "It’s like you read my mind | |||
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"Ride Boobs Process That’s all I heard "
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"Can I have crumpets with butter and golden syrup please. That’s a new one on me. I’ll see if I have any syrup..,," Oh, excellent. I've got some syrup, just had it on my ice cream. | |||
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more. Evening you noccers, evening Misty. Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around
Really? Hmmmm?
I’ve never found that
Do you give lessons
Guidelines, pointers & hands on experience….
And a practical final I suppose
It’s like you read my mind"I'd be permanently if I could read it. | |||
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"Can I have crumpets with butter and golden syrup please. That’s a new one on me. I’ll see if I have any syrup..,, Oh, excellent. I've got some syrup, just had it on my ice cream." Erm… ice cream? On crumpet night? | |||
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more. Evening you noccers, evening Misty. Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around
Really? Hmmmm?
I’ve never found that
Do you give lessons
Guidelines, pointers & hands on experience….
And a practical final I suppose
It’s like you read my mind
I'd be permanently if I could read it."Yes quite probably. | |||
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more. Evening you noccers, evening Misty. Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around
Really? Hmmmm?
I’ve never found that
Do you give lessons
Guidelines, pointers & hands on experience….
And a practical final I suppose
It’s like you read my mind
I'd be permanently if I could read it.
Yes quite probably. "Or I'd just expire, what a way to go though | |||
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"Can I have crumpets with butter and golden syrup please. That’s a new one on me. I’ll see if I have any syrup..,, Oh, excellent. I've got some syrup, just had it on my ice cream. Erm… ice cream? On crumpet night?" Didn't know it was crumpet night, so had ice cream.. space for a little one though. | |||
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more. Evening you noccers, evening Misty. Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around
Really? Hmmmm?
I’ve never found that
Do you give lessons
Guidelines, pointers & hands on experience….
And a practical final I suppose
It’s like you read my mind
I'd be permanently if I could read it.
Yes quite probably.
Or I'd just expire, what a way to go though "Did you know. If you die in the Manor you get to hang around here forever? | |||
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"Can I have crumpets with butter and golden syrup please. That’s a new one on me. I’ll see if I have any syrup..,, Oh, excellent. I've got some syrup, just had it on my ice cream. Erm… ice cream? On crumpet night? Didn't know it was crumpet night, so had ice cream.. space for a little one though." and by coincidence- I am a little one… Oh crumpet. Hold on… | |||
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"So per a survey lemon drizzle cake is the UK favourite " Because it is the greatest cake. In fact the only edible cake. | |||
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more. Evening you noccers, evening Misty. Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around
Really? Hmmmm?
I’ve never found that
Do you give lessons
Guidelines, pointers & hands on experience….
And a practical final I suppose
It’s like you read my mind
I'd be permanently if I could read it.
Yes quite probably.
Or I'd just expire, what a way to go though
Did you know. If you die in the Manor you get to hang around here forever?"That's what am hoping, hence getting used to the cellar | |||
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"So per a survey lemon drizzle cake is the UK favourite Because it is the greatest cake. In fact the only edible cake." Sorry but have to disagree | |||
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more. Evening you noccers, evening Misty. Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around
Really? Hmmmm?
I’ve never found that
Do you give lessons
Guidelines, pointers & hands on experience….
And a practical final I suppose
It’s like you read my mind
I'd be permanently if I could read it.
Yes quite probably.
Or I'd just expire, what a way to go though
Did you know. If you die in the Manor you get to hang around here forever?
That's what am hoping, hence getting used to the cellar "But you get to hang around forever anyway xxx | |||
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"Can I have crumpets with butter and golden syrup please. That’s a new one on me. I’ll see if I have any syrup..,, Oh, excellent. I've got some syrup, just had it on my ice cream. Erm… ice cream? On crumpet night? Didn't know it was crumpet night, so had ice cream.. space for a little one though. and by coincidence- I am a little one… Oh crumpet. Hold on…" Oh yes, just had to check, only 5ft, but perfectly formed. Two crumpets please. | |||
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"So per a survey lemon drizzle cake is the UK favourite Because it is the greatest cake. In fact the only edible cake. Sorry but have to disagree " I don’t like cake | |||
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"Can I have crumpets with butter and golden syrup please. That’s a new one on me. I’ll see if I have any syrup..,, Oh, excellent. I've got some syrup, just had it on my ice cream. Erm… ice cream? On crumpet night? Didn't know it was crumpet night, so had ice cream.. space for a little one though. and by coincidence- I am a little one… Oh crumpet. Hold on… Oh yes, just had to check, only 5ft, but perfectly formed. Two crumpets please." Coming up. With syrup…, | |||
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more. Evening you noccers, evening Misty. Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around
Really? Hmmmm?
I’ve never found that
Do you give lessons
Guidelines, pointers & hands on experience….
And a practical final I suppose
It’s like you read my mind
I'd be permanently if I could read it.
Yes quite probably.
Or I'd just expire, what a way to go though
Did you know. If you die in the Manor you get to hang around here forever?"I could cope with that. | |||
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"I'm going to bid you goodnight or maybe farewell xxxx time to think about my next move" Let’s call it goodnight
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"Can I have crumpets with butter and golden syrup please. That’s a new one on me. I’ll see if I have any syrup..,, Oh, excellent. I've got some syrup, just had it on my ice cream. Erm… ice cream? On crumpet night? Didn't know it was crumpet night, so had ice cream.. space for a little one though. and by coincidence- I am a little one… Oh crumpet. Hold on… Oh yes, just had to check, only 5ft, but perfectly formed. Two crumpets please. Coming up. With syrup…, "Marve-lee-ous. Be sitting here quietly for the next few minutes watching the hunk that is Jason Stathom as Parker (not to forget the sexy J-Lo) | |||
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"Crumpet evening at the Manor, who could ask for more. Evening you noccers, evening Misty. Every Misty evening is crumpet evening at Misty manor
Good evenings Es x
Pikelets too, apparently they cook through better than crumpets I'm told.
They really do… it’s a girth thing
Well...I...errr
Bloody hell. Lost for words?
Some subjects are hard to get your lips around
Really? Hmmmm?
I’ve never found that
Do you give lessons
Guidelines, pointers & hands on experience….
And a practical final I suppose
It’s like you read my mind
I'd be permanently if I could read it.
Yes quite probably.
Or I'd just expire, what a way to go though
Did you know. If you die in the Manor you get to hang around here forever?
I could cope with that."Let’s not make that our primary goal | |||
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"Evening Mrs M and all. Almost there. Well actually yes I am
How did you know? Pmsl "You give off that kind of demeanour | |||
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"Can I have crumpets with butter and golden syrup please. That’s a new one on me. I’ll see if I have any syrup..,, Oh, excellent. I've got some syrup, just had it on my ice cream. Erm… ice cream? On crumpet night? Didn't know it was crumpet night, so had ice cream.. space for a little one though. and by coincidence- I am a little one… Oh crumpet. Hold on… Oh yes, just had to check, only 5ft, but perfectly formed. Two crumpets please. Coming up. With syrup…,
Marve-lee-ous.
Be sitting here quietly for the next few minutes watching the hunk that is Jason Stathom as Parker (not to forget the sexy J-Lo)"Statham is a terrible actor | |||
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"«« Gøød ëvëning Miss T Peaks »»" Good evening darling How do you like your crumpet? | |||
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"Evening Mrs M and all. Almost there. Well actually yes I am
How did you know? Pmsl
You give off that kind of demeanour "I would love to argue :-
Alas my reputation precedes me | |||
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"Evening Mrs M and all. Almost there. Well actually yes I am
How did you know? Pmsl
You give off that kind of demeanour
I would love to argue :-
Alas my reputation precedes me"As a hostess with the mostess | |||
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" Be sitting here quietly for the next few minutes watching the hunk that is Jason Stathom as Parker (not to forget the sexy J-Lo) Statham is a terrible actor "All action, but fit, though J-Lo is more my type. | |||
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"«« Gøød ëvëning Miss T Peaks »» · Good evening darling How do you like your crumpet?" • ...wantonly bent over a leather Chesterfield armchair. That's how. | |||
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"Evening Mrs M and all. Almost there. Well actually yes I am
How did you know? Pmsl
You give off that kind of demeanour
I would love to argue :-
Alas my reputation precedes me"It’s not in any way a bad thing | |||
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"«« Gøød ëvëning Miss T Peaks »» · Good evening darling How do you like your crumpet? • ...wantonly bent over a leather Chesterfield armchair. That's how. "I’ll grab the Prosecco… | |||
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"Settles down for the night in the cellar and wishes the noc night " m Goodnight sweetheart xxx | |||
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"Lemon Curd on my crumpets please Misty. And oodles of whipped cream for me to lick off your magnificent peaks "Oh I love lemon curd. Good call! | |||
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"«« Gøød ëvëning Miss T Peaks »» · Good evening darling How do you like your crumpet? • ...wantonly bent over a leather Chesterfield armchair. That's how. "I wish I'd gone for that option, didn't read the menu properly. | |||
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"Evening Mrs M and all. Almost there. Well actually yes I am
How did you know? Pmsl
You give off that kind of demeanour
I would love to argue :-
Alas my reputation precedes me
It’s not in any way a bad thing "Like anything else Misty. It’s neither good nor bad. It’s just a thing. | |||
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" Be sitting here quietly for the next few minutes watching the hunk that is Jason Stathom as Parker (not to forget the sexy J-Lo) Statham is a terrible actor
All action, but fit, though J-Lo is more my type."J-Lo is fit. | |||
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"«« Gøød ëvëning Miss T Peaks »» · Good evening darling How do you like your crumpet? • ...wantonly bent over a leather Chesterfield armchair. That's how.
I wish I'd gone for that option, didn't read the menu properly."Nero never goes by the menu…. | |||
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" Be sitting here quietly for the next few minutes watching the hunk that is Jason Stathom as Parker (not to forget the sexy J-Lo) Statham is a terrible actor
All action, but fit, though J-Lo is more my type.
J-Lo is fit. "54 and quite lovely. | |||
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"Good evening. Today I spent a long time in the bank with my Dad. I found the phone that had been "stølen" (see also: wallet contents). I also lost the will to live several times. Yours, Mrs I-quit KC "Oh Mrs KC
I send you all the strength and love I the world.
And gin & chocolate x | |||
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"Evening all" Evening you foxy beast | |||
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"Good evening. Today I spent a long time in the bank with my Dad. I found the phone that had been "stølen" (see also: wallet contents). I also lost the will to live several times. Yours, Mrs I-quit KC
Oh Mrs KC
I send you all the strength and love I the world.
And gin & chocolate x"Thanks. Do you happen to have a 24/7 nurse on hand too?! I'm putting that on my Christmas list! | |||
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"Evening Madam Peaks, evening everyone, how we all doing?
Good evening Mr Jäger. All is well in The Manor.
Crumpet? "Ooo yes please, little butter and a little jam on it please, thank you. | |||
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"Good evening. Today I spent a long time in the bank with my Dad. I found the phone that had been "stølen" (see also: wallet contents). I also lost the will to live several times. Yours, Mrs I-quit KC
Oh Mrs KC
I send you all the strength and love I the world.
And gin & chocolate x
Thanks. Do you happen to have a 24/7 nurse on hand too?! I'm putting that on my Christmas list! "I wish I did. . I’ll put in a word with Santa x | |||
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"Evening Madam Peaks, evening everyone, how we all doing?
Good evening Mr Jäger. All is well in The Manor.
Crumpet?
Ooo yes please, little butter and a little jam on it please, thank you. "A “little”?!?! What is this little you speak of? Xx | |||
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"Good evening everyone "Evening blu xxxx Looking gorgeous as ever xx | |||
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