FabSwingers.com forum: Who is NOT horny?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We all know PW is horny. I'm sure if she wiggled her boobs in my face it would not turn me on in the slightest. That's how unhorny I am.

I'm laid under a weighted blanket and hope someone will carry me to bed.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Me lol

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Out.

LvM

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

Me, I'm too excited fanboying over an upcoming film!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m horny. I’m messaging my fiancé from the bath AS WE SPEAK.

Negotiations are ubderway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all know PW is horny. I'm sure if she wiggled her boobs in my face it would not turn me on in the slightest. That's how unhorny I am.

I'm laid under a weighted blanket and hope someone will carry me to bed.

are you mentioning me in threads now....that never ends well. Ask him over there, he knows!

Not going to wiggle my boobs at you then!

*PW pulls a face and buggers off*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m horny. I’m messaging my fiancé from the bath AS WE SPEAK.

Negotiations are ubderway"

^clearly texting one handed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We all know PW is horny. I'm sure if she wiggled her boobs in my face it would not turn me on in the slightest. That's how unhorny I am.

I'm laid under a weighted blanket and hope someone will carry me to bed.

are you mentioning me in threads now....that never ends well. Ask him over there, he knows!

Not going to wiggle my boobs at you then!

*PW pulls a face and buggers off*

I love your boobs, I think they're my favourite boobs but if you could just wiggle them against my back instead so it's like a massage that would be better. Mr can help you oil them up

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"We all know PW is horny. I'm sure if she wiggled her boobs in my face it would not turn me on in the slightest. That's how unhorny I am.

I'm laid under a weighted blanket and hope someone will carry me to bed.

Are you hiding biscuits under there?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"We all know PW is horny. I'm sure if she wiggled her boobs in my face it would not turn me on in the slightest. That's how unhorny I am.

I'm laid under a weighted blanket and hope someone will carry me to bed.

are you mentioning me in threads now....that never ends well. Ask him over there, he knows!

Not going to wiggle my boobs at you then!

*PW pulls a face and buggers off*

I love your boobs, I think they're my favourite boobs but if you could just wiggle them against my back instead so it's like a massage that would be better. Mr can help you oil them up

Check for smuggled biscuits while you're there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We all know PW is horny. I'm sure if she wiggled her boobs in my face it would not turn me on in the slightest. That's how unhorny I am.

I'm laid under a weighted blanket and hope someone will carry me to bed.

Are you hiding biscuits under there?

I promise you I'm not! I did have some caramel m&ms but I told Mr to take them away from me.

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

"We all know PW is horny. I'm sure if she wiggled her boobs in my face it would not turn me on in the slightest. That's how unhorny I am.

I'm laid under a weighted blanket and hope someone will carry me to bed.

The horn has left the building.

I'm currently not enthused to raise a smile, let alone "anything" else.

I'm OK for a cuddle and nod off though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me. Too tired. Sex can go do one.

I don’t even think boobies in my inbox will help, although I challenge any females on here to prove me wrong …

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Not me. Too tired. Sex can go do one.

I don’t even think boobies in my inbox will help, although I challenge any females on here to prove me wrong …

Nice try Dan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not here. Tired, wrists and hands are aching from work, just had large mixed kebab and now fighting sleep lying on the cooch. Don’t think I could muster up energy for it if life depended on it haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not me. Too tired. Sex can go do one.

I don’t even think boobies in my inbox will help, although I challenge any females on here to prove me wrong …

Nice try Dan.

I don’t think they’re falling for it …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m horny. I’m messaging my fiancé from the bath AS WE SPEAK.

Negotiations are ubderway

^clearly texting one handed "
I was negotiating

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I had a really long and dramatic wank last night (video coming soon, if Fab will allow it), it could zap me for a few days I think that one. pt

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Me. I’ve got a cold. I never get colds.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Sorry OP. I’m hornier than a horny thing today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm scared it will fall off if I play with it again.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I don't know if I am or if I'm not. I could be persuaded or I could go to sleep.

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

I'm not horny. I can go a while without feeling the urge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not horny. More importantly, are weighted blankets worth the price tag?! I’ve been on the fence about one for ages!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I’m not horny. More importantly, are weighted blankets worth the price tag?! I’ve been on the fence about one for ages! "

We bought one for K, but she couldn't get on with it. I found it quite nice but not sure I could sleep with it all night. You need to get the right weight for your height/weight too.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry OP. I’m hornier than a horny thing today

Just today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all know PW is horny. I'm sure if she wiggled her boobs in my face it would not turn me on in the slightest. That's how unhorny I am.

I'm laid under a weighted blanket and hope someone will carry me to bed.

are you mentioning me in threads now....that never ends well. Ask him over there, he knows!

Not going to wiggle my boobs at you then!

*PW pulls a face and buggers off*

I love your boobs, I think they're my favourite boobs but if you could just wiggle them against my back instead so it's like a massage that would be better. Mr can help you oil them up

Ooh oiled boobs.

*PW is now totally distracted *

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London / Manchester

"Ooh oiled boobs.

*PW is now totally distracted *"

She’s not the only one.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I was... he fixed that at lunchtime

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Technically no I’m not. But then I am.

And then people keep saying the things. I’m confused. I’m hungry/horny/thirsty/tired.

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Not me. Too tired. Sex can go do one.

I don’t even think boobies in my inbox will help, although I challenge any females on here to prove me wrong …

Nice try Dan.

I don’t think they’re falling for it …

Maybe it was too subtle......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not horny. More importantly, are weighted blankets worth the price tag?! I’ve been on the fence about one for ages! "

I love mine. I got a cheaper one though.. £17 (I think). I sleep better with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not horny.

Haven’t been horny for ages.

I’m lacking horny inspiration. I’m lacking the will to get horny.

I’m not bothered about it either.

I’m a fab failure!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not horny. More importantly, are weighted blankets worth the price tag?! I’ve been on the fence about one for ages!

I love mine. I got a cheaper one though.. £17 (I think). I sleep better with it.

Oooh really?! The ones I looked at were round the £100/£150 mark. Maybe I’m just terrible at finding deals!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

My brain is.

My body isn't.

Its frustrating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not horny.

Haven’t been horny for ages.

I’m lacking horny inspiration. I’m lacking the will to get horny.

I’m not bothered about it either.

I’m a fab failure!!

I just need to look at your pics and it's full on horn in an instant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in the slightest.

Horn can get to fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not.

This cold is killing off any chance of anything

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