FabSwingers.com forum: Apparently I’m a tart.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think cherry Bakewell.

What are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too but the family size one. karen

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A Jam tart

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Au citron

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan
over a year ago

Here n there

Warm treacle tart. Nom Nom Nom

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Vanilla tart. Obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vanilla tart. Obviously

Damn. I’m vanilla. I should’ve said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry tart

The best kind!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Vanilla tart. Obviously

Damn. I’m vanilla. I should’ve said that"

I knew you were… that’s why I said it

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By *ensual-dom-pleasuresMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Jammy tart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strawberry tart

The best kind! "

I fucks with strawberries

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jammy tart "

Jam tarts are nice still

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Strawberry tart

The best kind! "

Goddamn you are absolutely correct xx

I’m more of a cornflake tart myself xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good old lemon tart

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London / Manchester

Something savoury, I think.

The last one I made was tomatoes, ricotta and thyme. Will that do?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm a custard tart or lemon curd .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not a baked good.

I’m just a floozy

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’m not a baked good.

I’m just a floozy

Just a floozy? Floozy and proud darling

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By *y_CinnamonWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Lemon curd

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Tarte Tatin.

I pair well with all types of vanilla'y things.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Pastel de nata

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treacle tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tarte Tatin.

I pair well with all types of vanilla'y things."

The best type of tart.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"I think cherry Bakewell.

What are you? "

Yeah, I've had that moment. Once or twice.

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

"I think cherry Bakewell.

What are you? "

Does that mean you're extra tasty when covered in cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be a sticky toffee tart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not a baked good.

I’m just a floozy

CHARGE IT TO THE GAME

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good old lemon tart

Sour? But yummy? Idk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think cherry Bakewell.

What are you?

Does that mean you're extra tasty when covered in cream

Try me.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

I'm a spiced apple tart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a black forest gateau....Dark &.......

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan
over a year ago

Here n there

"I'm a black forest gateau....Dark &.......

Now we are talking...

Will have to get one each as I don't like sharing gateau.

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

I’m more of an Eton mess, than a tart

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Rhubarb tart, tart squared what's not to like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definitely a Manchester tart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rhubarb tart, tart squared what's not to like

I’d eat you.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Rhubarb tart, tart squared what's not to like

I’d eat you. "

I taste bitter mind

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

More of a lemon meringue myself I think

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terry’s Chocolate Orange Tart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Spotted Dick - but hopefully the cream and antibiotics will clear it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a mince pie. They only come once a year and everybody leaves it out for a big man.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London / Manchester

"I’m more of an Eton mess, than a tart "

I have to admit, I like this answer best so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A brownie... aside from the obvious, I'm nice for a bit, but easy to get sick of

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rhubarb tart, tart squared what's not to like

I’d eat you.

I taste bitter mind

I’d do anything for just a crumb.

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I'm a Spotted Dick - but hopefully the cream and antibiotics will clear it up.

You beat me to the punch line

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A brownie... aside from the obvious, I'm nice for a bit, but easy to get sick of

I’m crying

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

"I think cherry Bakewell.

What are you? "

I am not sure what flavour of tart I am. You will have to lick me to find out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think cherry Bakewell.

What are you?

I am not sure what flavour of tart I am. You will have to lick me to find out.

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something extremely sweet and moreish.

I assume.

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

"I’m more of an Eton mess, than a tart

I have to admit, I like this answer best so far."

fanks

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By *oneybee1001Woman
over a year ago

Surrey for a few days

I would say I'm a bakewell tart but as per the famous line in Calendar Girls, we're gonna need considerably bigger buns

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would say I'm a bakewell tart but as per the famous line in Calendar Girls, we're gonna need considerably bigger buns

I enjoyed that film when I was younger.

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

Washington

"Me too but the family size one. karen"
custard,,, and got 2 from asda to eat later

does that make me a cannibal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure I'm a tart but I'm unsure of what type ...

Probably something that seems like a good idea but makes you feel sick and full of regret after.....

Em x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sure I'm a tart but I'm unsure of what type ...

Probably something that seems like a good idea but makes you feel sick and full of regret after.....

Em x"

You and I are the same kinda tart babyyyyyyy

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

"I think cherry Bakewell.

What are you? "

The librarian at our school was called Miss Bakewell. Her nickname was "the tart".

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Lemon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

Egg Custard ..

X Storm x

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

Ecclefechan

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By *rown_Bread78Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Jamaican Ginger Cake

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Custard.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Custard.

Mrs TMN x"

Thank God I’ve never tasted you

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Custard.

Mrs TMN x

Thank God I’ve never tasted you"

Well fuck you too Pickle

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Treacle tart

Tinder x

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By *ittleteaseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Anything teast good in this tart. Nice pickle in a tart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything teast good in this tart. Nice pickle in a tart

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