FabSwingers.com forum: The Action Star and Cake Matchmaking Thread

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yes indeedy good folks; Tis I, Cupid here once again and my arrows of love (and lust!) are pointing directly at YOU.

You remember how I work right?

No? Ahh well, sod it: I use SCIENCE to match you all up and you then get subsequently naughty in the sack (or wherever else you so choose to perform thy carnal acts in fact) together

What to do: Simply list your all time favourite action movie star here.

Next list your favourite type of cake.

Now sit back and gawk intently at everyone else’s answers.

Do you see an exact match to your responses? Great! Based upon the scientific laws of similar ideals and aspirations and er….stuff, you are destined to be great together so get it on pronto say I

Off you go now my fine peeps and may good fortune and subsequent, mighty fine sexual activity smile upon you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruce Willis

Lemon meringue pie

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Keanu Reeves.

Lemon drizzle.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Kate Beckinsdake ( underworld series)

Chocolate torte with double cream

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Bruce Willis.

Does maple blondie count as cake? If not then I could go for some sort of coffee and hazelnut concoction currently

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Denzel.

Red velvet.

The mr

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Gotta be Arnie.

Coffee and walnut cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No favourite action movie star.

Carrot cake.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Bruce Willis, Keanu Reeves, Arnie.

Any lemon based cake or Coffee and Walnut

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Bruce Willis, Keanu Reeves, Arnie.

Any lemon based cake or Coffee and Walnut

I think that’s a match with the lovely Fluffy Chicken

See….my science is impeccable! Infallible even!

Science for the win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sylvester Stallone

Chocolate fudge cake

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Bruce Willis, Keanu Reeves, Arnie.

Any lemon based cake or Coffee and Walnut

I think that’s a match with the lovely Fluffy Chicken

See….my science is impeccable! Infallible even!

Science for the win!

You can't argue with science FC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruce Willis.

Victoria sponge.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Feeling like I may be in the “control group “ lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my husband keanu

Lemon cake with lemon icing

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Bruce Willis, Keanu Reeves, Arnie.

Any lemon based cake or Coffee and Walnut

I think that’s a match with the lovely Fluffy Chicken

See….my science is impeccable! Infallible even!

Science for the win!

You can't argue with science FC

Actually, I think you’re presently also matching with the lovely Prey To The Fairies to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bruce Willis, Keanu Reeves, Arnie.

Any lemon based cake or Coffee and Walnut

I think that’s a match with the lovely Fluffy Chicken

See….my science is impeccable! Infallible even!

Science for the win!

You can't argue with science FC

Haha in

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Bruce Willis, Keanu Reeves, Arnie.

Any lemon based cake or Coffee and Walnut

I think that’s a match with the lovely Fluffy Chicken

See….my science is impeccable! Infallible even!

Science for the win!

You can't argue with science FC

Actually, I think you’re presently also matching with the lovely Prey To The Fairies to

Today's my lucky day!

Would be nice if I could get the hat trick with Crimson

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By *hortishblondeWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Chris Hemsworth

Knickerbocker glory

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By *hortishblondeWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Sorry couldn't think of a specific cake lol

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Jean Claude van Damme and lemon drizzle. Now to check for matches!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Bruce Willis, Keanu Reeves, Arnie.

Any lemon based cake or Coffee and Walnut

I think that’s a match with the lovely Fluffy Chicken

See….my science is impeccable! Infallible even!

Science for the win!

You can't argue with science FC

Actually, I think you’re presently also matching with the lovely Prey To The Fairies to

Today's my lucky day!

Would be nice if I could get the hat trick with Crimson

Oh yes! You’re indeed also matching with the lovely Crimson Rose! You’d better cancel all immediate appointments; you’re going to be very busy…

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Jean Claude van Damme and lemon drizzle. Now to check for matches!

Poop. Shoulda gone Keanu or Bruce

. JCvD has my favourite movies although Die Hard V Kickboxer is a tough shout.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Jean Claude van Damme and lemon drizzle. Now to check for matches!

Poop. Shoulda gone Keanu or Bruce

. JCvD has my favourite movies although Die Hard V Kickboxer is a tough shout.

Blue Eyed Boy is going to need to employ a personal secretary to keep up with all the dates with you lovely ladies at this rate

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Jean Claude van Damme and lemon drizzle. Now to check for matches!

Sure you don’t have a thing for Keanu…?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Jean Claude van Damme and lemon drizzle. Now to check for matches!

Sure you don’t have a thing for Keanu…?

I love Keanu! Especially in Point Break. And John Wick. And Speed. And the Matrix. Yeah, I'm totally changing my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Denzel Washington

Chocolate brownie (counts as cake in my book)

Em x

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Don't think he's done many but Chris Hemsworth and lemon meringue pie

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Jean Claude van Damme and lemon drizzle. Now to check for matches!

Sure you don’t have a thing for Keanu…?

I love Keanu! Especially in Point Break. And John Wick. And Speed. And the Matrix. Yeah, I'm totally changing my mind

I’ll be right over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't have a favourite action movie star.

As for cake, that's a tough one, but I do love Lemon mereinge pie

Or Lemon cheesecake

Or lemon drizzle cake

Or salted caramel cheesecake.

Man, this is tough

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Jean Claude van Damme and lemon drizzle. Now to check for matches!

Sure you don’t have a thing for Keanu…?

I love Keanu! Especially in Point Break. And John Wick. And Speed. And the Matrix. Yeah, I'm totally changing my mind

I’ll be right over

My arrows strike true once again!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Jason Statham

Coffee and Walnut Cake

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

No favourite action star and I don’t like cake.

Now, Cupid, do your best! (Or worst)

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Jason Statham

Coffee and Walnut Cake

We match on cake Littlebird, how about we compromise, Sylvester Stallone movie marathon and Coffee and walnut cake night?!?

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over a year ago

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"No favourite action star and I don’t like cake.

Now, Cupid, do your best! (Or worst)

Ahhh a tough one

Hmmm….fear not! As Cupid, I have the magical ability to act by proxy; I shall therefore list my favourite action star and cake and if there be a match, I shall send them your way

Okie dokie: Stallone and Cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sty Stalone

Caramel cupcakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Denzel

Lemon meringue pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Rock. Is he even an action movie star? I’m not sure

Chocolate fudge cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young Arnold Schwarzenegger before he became a shitbag

Plain old chocolate cake

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By *ensual-dom-pleasuresMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Bruce lee

Chocolate strawberries and cream

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

MM Tom Cruise for Starters

Cheesecake

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Jason Statham

Coffee and Walnut Cake

We match on cake Littlebird, how about we compromise, Sylvester Stallone movie marathon and Coffee and walnut cake night?!?

Perfect by me gorgeous

And I do love Stallone too as long as we can watch Rocky films

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Jason Statham

Death by chocolate.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Jason Statham

Death by chocolate."

Oh soooooo close

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

"No favourite action star and I don’t like cake.

Now, Cupid, do your best! (Or worst)

Ahhh a tough one

Hmmm….fear not! As Cupid, I have the magical ability to act by proxy; I shall therefore list my favourite action star and cake and if there be a match, I shall send them your way

Okie dokie: Stallone and Cheesecake

That’s clever.

Now let’s see

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Arnold

Dark-fruit cheesecake

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Keane Reeves

Red velvet

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Chow Yun Fat

Cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Rock. Is he even an action movie star? I’m not sure

Chocolate fudge cake. "

Erm... no he isn't. That guy from the the Rocky films is though. What's his name?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Jean Claude van Damme and lemon drizzle. Now to check for matches!

Poop. Shoulda gone Keanu or Bruce

. JCvD has my favourite movies although Die Hard V Kickboxer is a tough shout.

Blue Eyed Boy is going to need to employ a personal secretary to keep up with all the dates with you lovely ladies at this rate

I owe you 1 Sensual. Will definitely need a hand if you're willing to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean, he's not really action but I do have a thing for Clint Eastwood

And salted caramel cake.

Which is strange because I really don't go for older men!

Danish x

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Jean Claude van Damme and lemon drizzle. Now to check for matches!

Poop. Shoulda gone Keanu or Bruce

. JCvD has my favourite movies although Die Hard V Kickboxer is a tough shout.

Blue Eyed Boy is going to need to employ a personal secretary to keep up with all the dates with you lovely ladies at this rate

I owe you 1 Sensual. Will definitely need a hand if you're willing to help

Cupid always delivers (with the help of science)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jason Statham

Coffee and Walnut Cake

We match on cake Littlebird, how about we compromise, Sylvester Stallone movie marathon and Coffee and walnut cake night?!?

Perfect by me gorgeous

And I do love Stallone too as long as we can watch Rocky films

Little Bird.. please can I watch Rocky films with you?! Get up ya son of a bitch, cos Mickey loves ya!!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I reckon it's gotta be Jason Statham for action person and a proper home made carrot cake with walnuts

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Jason Statham

Coffee and Walnut Cake

We match on cake Littlebird, how about we compromise, Sylvester Stallone movie marathon and Coffee and walnut cake night?!?

Perfect by me gorgeous

And I do love Stallone too as long as we can watch Rocky films

Little Bird.. please can I watch Rocky films with you?! Get up ya son of a bitch, cos Mickey loves ya!! "

Of course you can darling any time.

As long as I can shout *Adrian*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jason Statham

Coffee and Walnut Cake

We match on cake Littlebird, how about we compromise, Sylvester Stallone movie marathon and Coffee and walnut cake night?!?

Perfect by me gorgeous

And I do love Stallone too as long as we can watch Rocky films

Little Bird.. please can I watch Rocky films with you?! Get up ya son of a bitch, cos Mickey loves ya!!

Of course you can darling any time.

As long as I can shout *Adrian*

Yaasss Queen!! X

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

The Rock

Lemon cake (chocolate optional)

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