FabSwingers.com forum: Hidden Profiles: Wømen

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Dear 'women', please do not - I repeat - do NOT hide your profiles. This is not an ask; it's a polite but firm request.

Display them with pride, let them glimmer brightly like lighthouse beacons from afar, and allow them to twinkle like a radiating pulsar. Some of us genital-men take much delight and pleasure in ogling and perusing your risqué (but tasteful) photographs. If you're lucky - assuming we feel up to it - a few of us may even read your profile.

You've never had it so good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall never hide my relic attributes from view again.....unless I want a fab break.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

What happens if the only public photo isn't the slightest bit risqué and there's nothing to read? Am I good to hide it then?

It'll be a hard wank to get something from it atm. :D

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm guessing some women don't want people perusing over their pics hence the hiding of the profile.

Mrs

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I shall never hide my relic attributes from view again.....unless I want a fab break."

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Your antiquated artefacts should be on permanent display.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm guessing some women don't want people perusing over their pics hence the hiding of the profile.

Mrs "

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"What happens if the only public photo isn't the slightest bit risqué and there's nothing to read? Am I good to hide it then?

It'll be a hard wank to get something from it atm. :D"

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Then change it to a risqué one. (Hand)job done.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I'm guessing some women don't want people perusing over their pics hence the hiding of the profile.

Mrs"

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You should join me on my crusade to display.

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"What happens if the only public photo isn't the slightest bit risqué and there's nothing to read? Am I good to hide it then?

It'll be a hard wank to get something from it atm. :D"

A challenging wank, but not impossible...

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

I had my profile hidden due to the context of pointless messages. I wrote my profile for the benefit of others as well as myself and most no effort to read it which shows by the type of men that message and the questions a person asks that has the answer on my profile in the first place

After some time the continued pattern of stupid messages get annoying and hiding the profile is a better option

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Quite the interesting argument OP

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Quite the interesting argument OP

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I knew that you would approve!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, my friend, but I want to hide sometimes!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"What happens if the only public photo isn't the slightest bit risqué and there's nothing to read? Am I good to hide it then?

It'll be a hard wank to get something from it atm. :D

A challenging wank, but not impossible...

You say the sweetest things.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm hibernating for the winter.

If I can find something wintery to wear and take a nice photo for my profile pic, I might display it.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Dear 'women', please do not - I repeat - do NOT hide your profiles. This is not an ask; it's a polite but firm request.

You've never had it so good.

What he said

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Sorry Nero I am guilty of this, I will try not to do it again, but I can't promise!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Dear 'women', please do not - I repeat - do NOT hide your profiles. This is not an ask; it's a polite but firm request.

You've never had it so good.

My profile is open for all to.peruse lol

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Sorry, my friend, but I want to hide sometimes!"

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But we're still friends, yes?

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Dear 'women', please do not - I repeat - do NOT hide your profiles. This is not an ask; it's a polite but firm request.

You've never had it so good.

What he said"

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

What's in it for me, though?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"What happens if the only public photo isn't the slightest bit risqué and there's nothing to read? Am I good to hide it then?

It'll be a hard wank to get something from it atm. :D"

Never one to back away from a challenge…

I just about managed

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"What's in it for me, though?"

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Fulfillment. Deeeeep fulfillment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, my friend, but I want to hide sometimes!

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But we're still friends, yes?

Of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happens if the only public photo isn't the slightest bit risqué and there's nothing to read? Am I good to hide it then?

It'll be a hard wank to get something from it atm. :D

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Then change it to a risqué one. (Hand)job done."

Or not some of us like the challenge!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Never one to back away from a challenge…

I just about managed

Need help finishing off?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Sorry Nero my love but no man is gonna tell me what to do

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By *randMrsLPCouple
over a year ago

london

We have been contacted by a dozen or so guys with hidden profile, just a straight bloc.

At times, several dozen times some that contact us have been reviwed by a hidden profiel. To us that review is meaningless.

A few time we've been contact by couples with hiden profiles, its another straigh block

I can imagine some hiding their profiles it taking a rest etc but not when they are contacting others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear 'women', please do not - I repeat - do NOT hide your profiles. This is not an ask; it's a polite but firm request.

You've never had it so good.

Only if you become my personal secretary and deal with my mail

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By *scobar67Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"I shall never hide my relic attributes from view again.....unless I want a fab break.

You should add more pix not hide your page

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about men? Can men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nero the snooker is on and Mark Selby's arse needs my undivided attention

So I will still be hidden whilst the balls are out

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"I'm hibernating for the winter.

If I can find something wintery to wear and take a nice photo for my profile pic, I might display it."

Take a pic surrounded by your wall of Christmas candles. I'm assuming you bought all of them?

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Sorry Nero my love but no man is gonna tell me what to do

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Ooooh, you really are a cheeky sneak, full of Far Eastern promise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK. But I will just block you instead

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"What happens if the only public photo isn't the slightest bit risqué and there's nothing to read? Am I good to hide it then?

It'll be a hard wank to get something from it atm. :D

Never one to back away from a challenge…

I just about managed

And people say that modern society lacks resilience and the ability to see things through. This is the sort of fighting spirit we need more of.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Never one to back away from a challenge…

I just about managed

Need help finishing off?

I’ll tag you in for round 2

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"What happens if the only public photo isn't the slightest bit risqué and there's nothing to read? Am I good to hide it then?

It'll be a hard wank to get something from it atm. :D

Never one to back away from a challenge…

I just about managed

And people say that modern society lacks resilience and the ability to see things through. This is the sort of fighting spirit we need more of."

I’m a trail blazer.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m hiding …..

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Dear 'women', please do not - I repeat - do NOT hide your profiles. This is not an ask; it's a polite but firm request.

You've never had it so good.

Only if you become my personal secretary and deal with my mail

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I think I could be amenable to this idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My light has gone out. Those ships are getting dashed to the rocks. Where I may plunder the treasure under the cover of darkness.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"My light has gone out. Those ships are getting dashed to the rocks. Where I may plunder the treasure under the cover of darkness. "

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How dark is it under your covers, Måren?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Yeah and tell us how much they've "enjoyed" our photos

This is why we hide sometimes.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Ok darling Nero. Obviously this must be a new “rule” dug out from the archives

I’ll make sure I add a foo-foo pic just for you

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Ok darling Nero. Obviously this must be a new “rule” dug out from the archives

I’ll make sure I add a foo-foo pic just for you

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I've already seen you quinny, LB.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Ok darling Nero. Obviously this must be a new “rule” dug out from the archives

I’ll make sure I add a foo-foo pic just for you

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I've already seen you quinny, LB.

In your dreams darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear 'women', please do not - I repeat - do NOT hide your profiles. This is not an ask; it's a polite but firm request.

You've never had it so good.

Only if you become my personal secretary and deal with my mail

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I think I could be amenable to this idea.

Interview pending lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

eww. peeping Toms.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"eww. peeping Toms."

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Oh, shush you pernicious vixen! Don't you have a set of Le Creuset pans that require polishing??

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"eww. peeping Toms.

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Oh, shush you pernicious vixen! Don't you have a set of Le Creuset pans that require polishing??

my kitchen doesn't even have windows. how the fuck, man.

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