FabSwingers.com forum: Funny Epitaphs

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Saw some photos online of some of the funny epitaphs people had on their graves, including one who had her favourite recipe.

When the time comes I won't have a grave as want to be cremated but if did think my epitaph would simply read 'sorry'

What would you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I told you I was ill’

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

'The end'

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By *heitaliandreamerMan
over a year ago

Northampton

He went while he was cumming!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I know where he is all the time"

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I don't have time to be dead.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’m having a long nap , but please sit and chat anytime

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Wank me off, I have a stiff.

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By *arry monk40Man
over a year ago

Telford

If there is a god I'm in deep shit

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Ha ha ha. All the religions got it wrong

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

He did measure

ment for a liv

ing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i told you not to press that button

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

FAF and a dick pic.. some old habits never die!! And maybe an upside down pineapple!! if you know….

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"He did measure

ment for a liv

ing

Or measure twice cu

T once

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By *oquars19458Man
over a year ago

sheffield

There is an old joke about this

Old lady dies and requests her epitaph to read

“God,she was thine”

So after the funeral stone mason does the work, the family visit the grave only to see that chippy stone hasn't put the “e” on , so it reads “god she was thin”

So they have a word and off he trots back to the grave to put things right

The family visit again to see the new work

“E, god she were thin

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Couldn't get a meet, but died trying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops ..... wrong button

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

At least I can get some decent sleep now....

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By *ullyMan
over a year ago

Near Clacton

As I have metal joints here and there,, Rust In Peace.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

He died doing what he loved,his passengers weren't too happy tho!

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Don't quote me on that.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Or is that famous last words.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"There is an old joke about this

Old lady dies and requests her epitaph to read

“God,she was thine”

So after the funeral stone mason does the work, the family visit the grave only to see that chippy stone hasn't put the “e” on , so it reads “god she was thin”

So they have a word and off he trots back to the grave to put things right

The family visit again to see the new work

“E, god she were thin"

Ah, it's a gravestone in Yorkshire

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

'Back in a minute.'

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Oi your standing on my balls

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

going, going, gone.

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

If you can read this, you're standing on my head

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Cheers. Nice one. Bye

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Here lies an Atheist. All dressed up and no place to go.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

“The Lengths I got to go too to get some fucking peace”

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'll be watching you

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Its too late now saying youd

Wished you fucked him.

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