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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Rate the consistency of thy cum here my fine folks and impress the shit out of all and sundry (maybe)

On a 1-10 scale how does thy loin juice rate?

1 being a watery puddle; 5 being like Greek yogurt and 10 akin to Quakers porridge oats.

May the thickest load win.

Ley battle commence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on how hydrated Ian, I usually produce a lot probably middle of the scale in thickness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends on how hydrated Ian, I usually produce a lot probably middle of the scale in thickness."

Not a cock owner but a cock user.

Does it not also depend how many times one cums? A friend and I were recently discussing this. If he cums 3+ times it becomes less viscous and also the volume decreases. This is someone who is a very heavy cummer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends on how hydrated Ian, I usually produce a lot probably middle of the scale in thickness.

Not a cock owner but a cock user.

Does it not also depend how many times one cums? A friend and I were recently discussing this. If he cums 3+ times it becomes less viscous and also the volume decreases. This is someone who is a very heavy cummer."

Not a cock owner? No cock, no opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends on how hydrated Ian, I usually produce a lot probably middle of the scale in thickness.

Not a cock owner but a cock user.

Does it not also depend how many times one cums? A friend and I were recently discussing this. If he cums 3+ times it becomes less viscous and also the volume decreases. This is someone who is a very heavy cummer.

Not a cock owner? No cock, no opinion "

As a cum consumer can I not be opiniated?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends on how hydrated Ian, I usually produce a lot probably middle of the scale in thickness.

Not a cock owner but a cock user.

Does it not also depend how many times one cums? A friend and I were recently discussing this. If he cums 3+ times it becomes less viscous and also the volume decreases. This is someone who is a very heavy cummer.

Not a cock owner? No cock, no opinion

As a cum consumer can I not be opiniated? "

Hmmmm

No sorry

*Im joking Obvs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends on how hydrated Ian, I usually produce a lot probably middle of the scale in thickness.

Not a cock owner but a cock user.

Does it not also depend how many times one cums? A friend and I were recently discussing this. If he cums 3+ times it becomes less viscous and also the volume decreases. This is someone who is a very heavy cummer.

Not a cock owner? No cock, no opinion

As a cum consumer can I not be opiniated?

Hmmmm

No sorry

*Im joking Obvs* "

I get it. Stay away from penis owners only threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends on how hydrated Ian, I usually produce a lot probably middle of the scale in thickness.

Not a cock owner but a cock user.

Does it not also depend how many times one cums? A friend and I were recently discussing this. If he cums 3+ times it becomes less viscous and also the volume decreases. This is someone who is a very heavy cummer.

Not a cock owner? No cock, no opinion

As a cum consumer can I not be opiniated?

Hmmmm

No sorry

*Im joking Obvs*

I get it. Stay away from penis owners only threads. "

Unless you want penis pics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends on how hydrated Ian, I usually produce a lot probably middle of the scale in thickness.

Not a cock owner but a cock user.

Does it not also depend how many times one cums? A friend and I were recently discussing this. If he cums 3+ times it becomes less viscous and also the volume decreases. This is someone who is a very heavy cummer.

Not a cock owner? No cock, no opinion

As a cum consumer can I not be opiniated?

Hmmmm

No sorry

*Im joking Obvs*

I get it. Stay away from penis owners only threads.

Unless you want penis pics? "

I always want penis pics. Just not random penis. I want to see pics and videos of the penis that I get to taste, feel, suck, ride, devour… otherwise it does nothing for me simply visually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Not a cock owner? No cock, no opinion

As a cum consumer can I not be opiniated?

Hmmmm

No sorry

*Im joking Obvs*

I get it. Stay away from penis owners only threads.

Unless you want penis pics?

I always want penis pics. Just not random penis. I want to see pics and videos of the penis that I get to taste, feel, suck, ride, devour… otherwise it does nothing for me simply visually. "

Sent x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Not a cock owner? No cock, no opinion

As a cum consumer can I not be opiniated?

Hmmmm

No sorry

*Im joking Obvs*

I get it. Stay away from penis owners only threads.

Unless you want penis pics?

I always want penis pics. Just not random penis. I want to see pics and videos of the penis that I get to taste, feel, suck, ride, devour… otherwise it does nothing for me simply visually.

Sent x "

With five new messages in my inbox all of a sudden I thought, “Oh God, no he didn’t do that!”. Thankfully you didn’t. You’re random penis after all. Thank you for respecting my boundary. Well done.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My cumtribution: By Jove! I fired off a fine load earlier today; the consistency of good quality wall paper paste in fact. I’m awarding myself a semi-solid seven for my sterling seminal efforts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cumtribution: By Jove! I fired off a fine load earlier today; the consistency of good quality wall paper paste in fact. I’m awarding myself a semi-solid seven for my sterling seminal efforts

"

Sorry for detracting my man.

I’m also a 7. Sometimes an 8 if, like said, I don’t cum for a while or edge.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"My cumtribution: By Jove! I fired off a fine load earlier today; the consistency of good quality wall paper paste in fact. I’m awarding myself a semi-solid seven for my sterling seminal efforts

Sorry for detracting my man.

I’m also a 7. Sometimes an 8 if, like said, I don’t cum for a while or edge. "

That’s the spirit Only if one can set a floor tile with the stuff, it’s a solid ten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had the snip - mines more like rice pudding

And to quote the late Len “seven”

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By *orthernman71Man
over a year ago

N

Between a 5 and a 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends on how hydrated Ian, I usually produce a lot probably middle of the scale in thickness.

Not a cock owner but a cock user.

Does it not also depend how many times one cums? A friend and I were recently discussing this. If he cums 3+ times it becomes less viscous and also the volume decreases. This is someone who is a very heavy cummer."

Yeah, I'm similar to your experience I'd say.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

2 or 3, barely a dribble these days

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Depends on how hydrated Ian, I usually produce a lot probably middle of the scale in thickness.

Not a cock owner but a cock user.

Does it not also depend how many times one cums? A friend and I were recently discussing this. If he cums 3+ times it becomes less viscous and also the volume decreases. This is someone who is a very heavy cummer.

Yeah, I'm similar to your experience I'd say."

Absolutely After about four on the trot ejaculations, I’m basically firing off piss.

….um…that was rather vulgar wasn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly couldn't tell you but going by her smile.... 8.5

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Depends on how hydrated Ian, I usually produce a lot probably middle of the scale in thickness.

Not a cock owner but a cock user.

Does it not also depend how many times one cums? A friend and I were recently discussing this. If he cums 3+ times it becomes less viscous and also the volume decreases. This is someone who is a very heavy cummer.

Not a cock owner? No cock, no opinion

As a cum consumer can I not be opiniated? "

A cumsumer as it were? Ask away!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eight thrice times daily motherfuckers!

Who cares?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

On a personal note on a scale of 1-10 im a 15 - last woman thought id shot her with a crossbow bolt… *

*there may be some exaggeration in this post

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

On a personal note on a scale of 1-10 im a 15 - last woman thought id shot her with a crossbow bolt… *

*there may be some exaggeration in this post

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"On a personal note on a scale of 1-10 im a 15 - last woman thought id shot her with a crossbow bolt… *

*there may be some exaggeration in this post "

A full on Zeus’s lightning bolt cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a personal note on a scale of 1-10 im a 15 - last woman thought id shot her with a crossbow bolt… *

*there may be some exaggeration in this post "

I thought you were armed with a Walther ppk Mr bond?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look on our pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So is 1 the best or 10 is a higher grade?

Because neither description sounds great tbf.

Quaker Oats or a puddly mess?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’d describe mine as warm wall paper paste.

The mr

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By *t0600Man
over a year ago

elvedon

Depends on how active I’ve been . If it’s a while it’s really thick . Mine is never watery but wouldn’t be as thick the more I do it

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

A 6 probably. Moving up the scale based on hydration and when more I've already cum recently.

Always happy to help Sydney Uni out

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A 6 probably. Moving up the scale based on hydration and when more I've already cum recently.

Always happy to help Sydney Uni out

LvM"

I wish I could agree with this but you have impeccable ejaculation suppression control.

F

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

Literally depends how long it's been!

A while? Many thick spurts, quite creamy.

3rd in 2 hours? One or two little puddles.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"A 6 probably. Moving up the scale based on hydration and when more I've already cum recently.

Always happy to help Sydney Uni out

LvM

I wish I could agree with this but you have impeccable ejaculation suppression control.

F"

Fighting for my life sometimes...

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rate the consistency of thy cum here my fine folks and impress the shit out of all and sundry (maybe)

On a 1-10 scale how does thy loin juice rate?

1 being a watery puddle; 5 being like Greek yogurt and 10 akin to Quakers porridge oats.

May the thickest load win.

Ley battle commence! "

2 due to medication

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"

Absolutely After about four on the trot ejaculations, I’m basically firing off piss.

….um…that was rather vulgar wasn’t it? "

Sounds more like a prostate which doesn't know if it is coming or going!

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