FabSwingers.com forum: Blamed for farting...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It has to be one of the funniest things ever...

...You're in a room with people... Someone farts and then says your name in a disgusted tone:

"Ammmmmmyyyy!"

It's so funny you can't even retaliate becuase you can't stop laughing, so everyone just believes that it was you that did it.

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

...the best reply......"breathe deep....it goes quicker"

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

If I need to fart I'm public I stand by the oldest person and blame them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...the best reply......"breathe deep....it goes quicker""

LOL!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I need to fart I'm public I stand by the oldest person and blame them.

Lol! I've seen a lot of animals cop the blame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smelt it dealt it..... Ammmmmmyyyy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smelt it dealt it..... Ammmmmmyyyy! "

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

So it was you then?

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"Smelt it dealt it..... Ammmmmmyyyy! "

He who denied it supplied it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse is when a cat is sound asleep on your lap and one slips out. It's so cute and blisfully happy snoozing and you haven't the heart to disturb it, so breath shallow and wait for the invisable smog to clear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So it was you then?

Nooooooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smelt it dealt it..... Ammmmmmyyyy!

He who denied it supplied it"

Not heard that before ace!

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"If I need to fart I'm public I stand by the oldest person and blame them.

Lol! I've seen a lot of animals cop the blame."

Oh it was definitely the dog that did it!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Worse is when a cat is sound asleep on your lap and one slips out. It's so cute and blisfully happy snoozing and you haven't the heart to disturb it, so breath shallow and wait for the invisable smog to clear.

I looked after a cat for a while... It ate a mouse one day... The next morning the cat went to the toilet and I smelled the worst smell i have ever smelled... How the cat survived with that in it's guts... Unreal.

Anyway... Hope you were not eating.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"Smelt it dealt it..... Ammmmmmyyyy!

He who denied it supplied it

Not heard that before ace! "

I got it off Futurama

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Smelt it dealt it..... Ammmmmmyyyy!

He who denied it supplied it"

They who said the rhyme did the crime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smelt it dealt it..... Ammmmmmyyyy!

He who denied it supplied it

They who said the rhyme did the crime"

Is that true. Did You?

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

I recently aquired a 'blame hound'

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

My late brother owned a Labrador. Who if farted would get up and go out of room . Yes only if very bad smell. So everyone knew it was dog

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