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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After church on Sunday the vicar said to me: You should take better care of your (blank) in case there's a (blank)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Umbrella

Storm

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Coat

Shower

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Underwear

Accident

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Umbrella

Storm "

Oh, C'mon Chick Fluff, you can make it more fab xxx that that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Underwear

Accident"

Wow, you're a keeper aren't yer'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coat

Shower "

Enough brolly and wet weather gags already! I should have added more (blanks)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secret Secretary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After church on Sunday the vicar said to me: You should take better care of your arsensnizer in case there's a cockenwhofter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...Obviously a german preacher....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After church on Sunday the vicar said to me: You should take better care of your (blank) in case there's a (blank)

Verocas as toe sucking at altar next week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...Obviously a german preacher...."

Is was. You didn't need to state it.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Cock

nother outbreak of bird flu

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cock

nother outbreak of bird flu

We agreed earlier you'd post this later as the thread closer! Can't trust anyone on here anymore damn it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After church on Sunday the vicar said to me: You should take better care of your (blank) in case there's a (blank)

Verocas as toe sucking at altar next week "

Has the vicar trimmed his toenails and had a foot spa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After church on Sunday the vicar said to me: You should take better care of your father in case there's a fatherfucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I'm taking over your post, I get carried away by silly things. Even someone shouting 'BUM' would make me laugh until my ribs hurt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After church on Sunday the vicar said to me: You should take better care of your father in case there's a fatherfucker"

Fatherfucker is obvious to all men. He has a fleet of Gagged bodybuilders pulling his sledge and not reindeer. Your Father is safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this is for real??

I thought we just had to make up silly things...

Ok I'll have a proper go lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...Nope... can't think of anything serious right now.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

After church on Sunday the vicar said to me: You should take better care of your straggly ol bush in case there's a big wind.

A bit of topical humor there...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After church on Sunday the vicar said to me: You should take better care of your straggly ol bush in case there's a big wind.

A bit of topical humor there...

You named your lady garden Agnes?... Yeah, kinda sexy I guess.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...Nope... can't think of anything serious right now."

Loser, Loser. Big L up against the forehead!

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