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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Why not suggest an exercise for the person above? Be flirty, lighthearted, or (god forbid) take this seriously

I'm picturing Todger Moore above me. I think he should run in and out a cold shower a dozen times, and see if his pink canoe is still good for sailing after that

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Spend the afternoon spider catching.

Between capturing spiders you must jog on the spot until you’ve caught 10.

Spiders legs protruding from knickers don’t count.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Spend the afternoon spider catching.

Between capturing spiders you must jog on the spot until you’ve caught 10.

Spiders legs protruding from knickers don’t count. "

Pick-up-sticks, with scaffold poles.

B

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Spend the afternoon spider catching.

Between capturing spiders you must jog on the spot until you’ve caught 10.

Spiders legs protruding from knickers don’t count.

Pick-up-sticks, with scaffold poles.

B"

Do Me

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By *scobar67Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Spend the afternoon spider catching.

Between capturing spiders you must jog on the spot until you’ve caught 10.

Spiders legs protruding from knickers don’t count.

Pick-up-sticks, with scaffold poles.

B

Do Me "

Is that an offer

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Spend the afternoon spider catching.

Between capturing spiders you must jog on the spot until you’ve caught 10.

Spiders legs protruding from knickers don’t count.

Pick-up-sticks, with scaffold poles.

B

Do Me

Is that an offer "

Depends on what you have to offer in return

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Spend the afternoon spider catching.

Between capturing spiders you must jog on the spot until you’ve caught 10.

Spiders legs protruding from knickers don’t count.

Pick-up-sticks, with scaffold poles.

B

Do Me "

Well that's my workout sorted , but I'm afraid my feeble efforts would just be a warm up for you. So, beautiful Cede, I prescribe a weekend long foursome, with meals to be consumed on a sybian.

B

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Spend the afternoon spider catching.

Between capturing spiders you must jog on the spot until you’ve caught 10.

Spiders legs protruding from knickers don’t count.

Pick-up-sticks, with scaffold poles.

B

Do Me

Well that's my workout sorted , but I'm afraid my feeble efforts would just be a warm up for you. So, beautiful Cede, I prescribe a weekend long foursome, with meals to be consumed on a sybian.

B "

I doubt that highly but the the weekend long foursome sounds good to me. Off to browse the interweb for sybians

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Spend the afternoon spider catching.

Between capturing spiders you must jog on the spot until you’ve caught 10.

Spiders legs protruding from knickers don’t count.

Pick-up-sticks, with scaffold poles.

B

Do Me

Well that's my workout sorted , but I'm afraid my feeble efforts would just be a warm up for you. So, beautiful Cede, I prescribe a weekend long foursome, with meals to be consumed on a sybian.

B

I doubt that highly but the the weekend long foursome sounds good to me. Off to browse the interweb for sybians "

Nothing strenuous.

Wouldn't want you getting cramp.....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

^^ Space hopper world championships. I’m pretty sure he would win

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"^^ Space hopper world championships. I’m pretty sure he would win "

15 minutes on a Lolo ball.

I didn't realise they still make them.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"^^ Space hopper world championships. I’m pretty sure he would win

15 minutes on a Lolo ball.

I didn't realise they still make them."

I used to have a lolo ball lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Metallica, 12 hour mosh pit rockathon

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

What’s a Lolo Ball?

And ^^ synchronised swimming with a lilo

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"What’s a Lolo Ball?

And ^^ synchronised swimming with a lilo "

Give it a Google - it's safe, I promise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squats, so I can check her form is correct

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Squats, so I can check her form is correct "

Rhythmic gymnasium... I think you'd look great with a ribbon lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squats, so I can check her form is correct "

I agree on this too. I'll watch him from below

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squats, so I can check her form is correct

Rhythmic gymnasium... I think you'd look great with a ribbon lol"

It's all in the wrist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squats, so I can check her form is correct

I agree on this too. I'll watch him from below

F"

As long as you don't mind the noises on the way up

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Squats, so I can check her form is correct

Rhythmic gymnasium... I think you'd look great with a ribbon lol

It's all in the wrist "

Don't worry I'll check your technique

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Fancy fitness dick somewhere?

LvM

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Fancy fitness dick somewhere?

LvM"

Ooh now there's an exercise I'd actually enjoy

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Pogo stick 100 yards across fresh cement (and then run like hell as the workmen chase you angrily)

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