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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Who are safer drivers? Men or women?

Well, according to a new survey, 55% of adults feel that women are most responsible for minor minor accidents, while 78% blame men for most fatal crashes.

Minor - 21% no opinion / 26% men / 55% women

Fatal - 10% no opinion / 13% women / 78% men

Please note that these percentages do not add up to 100% because the math was done by a woman.

For those of you hissing at that joke, it should be noted, that joke was written by a woman. So, now you don't know what the hell to do, do ya? Nah, I'm just kidding. We don't hire women.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I don't believe a word of it, I get all my news from Tom and he hasn't said a word about any of this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't believe a word of it, I get all my news from Tom and he hasn't said a word about any of this."

Exactly

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Denial

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

I'm the safest driver, everyone else is a knobhead and should get out of my way

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I think your analysis has a flawed assumption.

You simply can't ignore the BMW factor.

Anyone, irrespective of gender, who gets into a BMW turns into an accident waiting to happen.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I'm the safest driver, everyone else is a knobhead and should get out of my way "

This. Except me, obviously. Not you. Well, maybe you. I haven’t seen you drive.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I mean, giving them the vote was one thing but driving licenses ? C’mon who ever thought that was going to end well.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Let me answer this properly when I'm not drivi

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By *heelerMan
over a year ago

Northants

Think most bad drivers are in BMWs so both men and women

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri


"Let me answer this properly when I'm not drivi"

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Think most bad drivers are in BMWs so both men and women"

Audi drivers would like a word.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Nah, I'm just kidding. We don't hire women."

Surely you have a least one to empty the bin and clean the skiddies off the shitter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think most bad drivers are in BMWs so both men and women

Audi drivers would like a word."

Absolutely

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

What does it matter what peoples opinions are? I imagine that there are data sources (police and insurance company records, for example) that could establish what the actual facts are. Then people wouldn’t have to prick about with worthless “opinions”.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling

You really can tell the people that bite quick and fast can't you

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Haven’t a clue of the stats but I’ve known good and bad drivers of both sex, my mates younger brother is fucking useless has crashed more than I can recall, another mate has knocked his own front wall down twice. One ex lass was a great driver yet another ex couldn’t even tell how many times she had been round a fucking roundabout his knows how she got a licence and my mother should have her licence revoked

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By *ad66Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

True story, a few years ago I phoned up to sort my insurance out & the guy on the phone asked if I'd like my wife in my policy, I said no, she has no licence and can't drive, he said that doesn't matter but it'll put my premiums down!

So in theory there are thousands of women on insurance policies that will never make a claim as they don't drive.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"Who are safer drivers? Men or women?

Well, according to a new survey, 55% of adults feel that women are most responsible for minor minor accidents, while 78% blame men for most fatal crashes.

Minor - 21% no opinion / 26% men / 55% women

Fatal - 10% no opinion / 13% women / 78% men

Please note that these percentages do not add up to 100% because the math was done by a woman.

For those of you hissing at that joke, it should be noted, that joke was written by a woman. So, now you don't know what the hell to do, do ya? Nah, I'm just kidding. We don't hire women."

They do say that 95% of all statistics, are made up.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

That's why I still ride in a delightful horse-and-carriage. It's safe and romantic, and with a woman by your side it harks of a bygone era.

Mind you I always take the reigns. I mean, have you ever seen a woman do a three-point turn with a horse and carriage: it's a car crash waiting to happen.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"You really can tell the people that bite quick and fast can't you "

Fair point, I’ll try and engage brain first next time

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Who are safer drivers? Men or women?

Well, according to a new survey, 55% of adults feel that women are most responsible for minor minor accidents, while 78% blame men for most fatal crashes.

Minor - 21% no opinion / 26% men / 55% women

Fatal - 10% no opinion / 13% women / 78% men

Please note that these percentages do not add up to 100% because the math was done by a woman.

For those of you hissing at that joke, it should be noted, that joke was written by a woman. So, now you don't know what the hell to do, do ya? Nah, I'm just kidding. We don't hire women."

Oh and there was me thinking your were a woman

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