FabSwingers.com forum: Are computers male or female?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Male, because ...

-In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

-They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

-They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.

-As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

Female, because ...

-No one but the original creator understands their internal logic.

-The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

-Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

-As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

-The message, “Bad command or filename” , is about as informative as “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not going to tell you.”