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Porn films you didn’t star in.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Sadly I’ve had to retire from the porn industry.

During my career I made no films whatsoever including not appearing in Fiddles fiddles, It’s a wankers life and let’s not forget the eponymous Anal pineapple lovers.

What porn films were you not in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn’t do Debbie in Dallas

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I didn’t do Debbie in Dallas"

I did a Debbie in Montrose once.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I didn’t do Debbie in Dallas

I did a Debbie in Montrose once. "

Everyone did Debbie - there’s no other reason to go to montrose

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

The man with two brains

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I didn’t do Debbie in Dallas

I did a Debbie in Montrose once.

Everyone did Debbie - there’s no other reason to go to montrose "

Debbie sounds like she's been busy

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I unfortunately wasn't in

Dirty Davina

or

Comfortably Slung

or

Sissy Spitroast Slags I, II, III, IV and V

or

Gurl Friday

Sigh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We didn't star in

'Cock snots up the Penny slots'

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I wasn't in Debbie Does Wolverhampton

(This may be a lie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I missed out on Harriet Potter and the Philosophers bone.

My agent called me with the disapointing news

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

[Removed by poster at 27/09/23 09:26:49]

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I'm not telling you!

Because now every porn film you watch, you will be wondering and looking out for me, ami or am I not in that one

surprise mother fucker - that's not the name of the porn film

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

ThePerkyPumpkins Pumping Spectacular!

Starring: Dong McLovin and Trent GoodRodger

Everyone's favourite little brown starlett Miss Jo gets her rump jumped humped and pumped in this anal extravaganza.

Exclusive to GapedWhores.com

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"ThePerkyPumpkins Pumping Spectacular!

Starring: Dong McLovin and Trent GoodRodger

Everyone's favourite little brown starlett Miss Jo gets her rump jumped humped and pumped in this anal extravaganza.

Exclusive to GapedWhores.com"

Meant to say I haven't starred in this... Yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shaving ryan's privates

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I didn't star in Wendy in Wetherspoons in 2001 honestly

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"ThePerkyPumpkins Pumping Spectacular!

Starring: Dong McLovin and Trent GoodRodger

Everyone's favourite little brown starlett Miss Jo gets her rump jumped humped and pumped in this anal extravaganza.

Exclusive to GapedWhores.com

Meant to say I haven't starred in this... Yet "

When you do - if you need a fluffer or an extra ...

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I just missed the cut in "Saving Ryan's privates"

I was a non-performing extra in "Star Whores"

I try not to remember the sploshing food porn flick "The Cunt in mounds of Bisto"

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

The Film

Todger Moore - Blowjob Whore

definitely not in that!!

Todger Moores Baby Battered Babes - in that as the photocopy repair guy!!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"ThePerkyPumpkins Pumping Spectacular!

Starring: Dong McLovin and Trent GoodRodger

Everyone's favourite little brown starlett Miss Jo gets her rump jumped humped and pumped in this anal extravaganza.

Exclusive to GapedWhores.com

Meant to say I haven't starred in this... Yet

When you do - if you need a fluffer or an extra ... "

We'll need someone to hand out biscuits

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"ThePerkyPumpkins Pumping Spectacular!

Starring: Dong McLovin and Trent GoodRodger

Everyone's favourite little brown starlett Miss Jo gets her rump jumped humped and pumped in this anal extravaganza.

Exclusive to GapedWhores.com

Meant to say I haven't starred in this... Yet

When you do - if you need a fluffer or an extra ...

We'll need someone to hand out biscuits "

Whooooaaa - you got biscuits on set???

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I didn’t do Debbie in Dallas

I did a Debbie in Montrose once.

Everyone did Debbie - there’s no other reason to go to montrose

Debbie sounds like she's been busy"

Did I say Montrose I meant Morrisons. Damn autocorrect.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"ThePerkyPumpkins Pumping Spectacular!

Starring: Dong McLovin and Trent GoodRodger

Everyone's favourite little brown starlett Miss Jo gets her rump jumped humped and pumped in this anal extravaganza.

Exclusive to GapedWhores.com

Meant to say I haven't starred in this... Yet

When you do - if you need a fluffer or an extra ...

We'll need someone to hand out biscuits

Whooooaaa - you got biscuits on set??? "

Miss Jo won't perform until she's given her Custard Cream

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"ThePerkyPumpkins Pumping Spectacular!

Starring: Dong McLovin and Trent GoodRodger

Everyone's favourite little brown starlett Miss Jo gets her rump jumped humped and pumped in this anal extravaganza.

Exclusive to GapedWhores.com

Meant to say I haven't starred in this... Yet

When you do - if you need a fluffer or an extra ...

We'll need someone to hand out biscuits "

I'm in! Anything to say I've worked in the porn industry.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


" "The Cunt in mounds of Bisto" "

That title wins the thread

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I wasn't in

Captain Corelli's Man Goes In

either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I absolutely wasn't in

Two guys and a cougar

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By *anted by NightMan
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Sadly I’ve had to retire from the porn industry.

During my career I made no films whatsoever including not appearing in Fiddles fiddles, It’s a wankers life and let’s not forget the eponymous Anal pineapple lovers.

What porn films were you not in? "

Udder nonsense.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I didn’t do Debbie in Dallas

I did a Debbie in Montrose once.

Everyone did Debbie - there’s no other reason to go to montrose

Debbie sounds like she's been busy

Did I say Montrose I meant Morrisons. Damn autocorrect. "

I fucked the wrong Debbie?? ….. Hello… is that Morrisons? …. Do you have a Debbie that works on hardware?…..

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I didn’t get a role in Batman and Throbbin’

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Jordanhill / Scotstoun

I didn't make the final call for Salacious D and the Prick of Destiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throbbing Hood and his merry bitches

Bednobs and boomsticks

Alien ResErrection

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

We definitely didn't appear in 'House of Grools'

B

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

...and I wasn't a long-running background brothel character in "Game of Bones"...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

...or "House of Drag Queens".

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Jordanhill / Scotstoun

I wasn't a stunt cock in

One blew over the Cuckold's face...

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