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For want of a nail

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

For want of a nail the shoe was lost.

For want of a shoe the horse was lost.

For want of a horse the rider was lost.

For want of a rider the battle was lost.

For want of a battle the kingdom was lost.

And all for the want of a horseshoe nail.

I've been trying to work out what my nail was. What was yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I nail you?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Can I nail you?"

That's not quite the answer I was expecting to the question. I'm not a horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I ride double entendre was to obvious

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

For want of an ale the licence was lost.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"For want of an ale the licence was lost."

That's not good.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Just playing with words, but definitely not good for some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For want of a gag (For the ex mother-in-law)

The marriage was lost....

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"For want of a gag (For the ex mother-in-law)

The marriage was lost...."

The marriage may have been lost if your now ex-wife found her mother gagged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the want of kit a life was lost

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"For the want of kit a life was lost"

That is tragic.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"For the want of kit a life was lost"

what sort of kit ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For want of a gag (For the ex mother-in-law)

The marriage was lost....

The marriage may have been lost if your now ex-wife found her mother gagged."

Not necessarily....

As a familly unit, they are "different"

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"For want of a gag (For the ex mother-in-law)

The marriage was lost....

The marriage may have been lost if your now ex-wife found her mother gagged.

Not necessarily....

As a familly unit, they are "different""

This isn't the mother-in-law you... is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For want of a dish a nail was lost

For want of a nail a finger was lost

For want of a finger a clit was lost

And all for the want of a dish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For want of a shag

My Sanity was lost

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"For want of a dish a nail was lost

For want of a nail a finger was lost

For want of a finger a clit was lost

And all for the want of a dish.

"

That sounds quite dramatic. Losing a clit is quite extreme.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"For want of a shag

My Sanity was lost "

That's pretty to close to where I am right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For want of a shag

My Sanity was lost

That's pretty to close to where I am right now."

Nice to know I'm not the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For want of a dish a nail was lost

For want of a nail a finger was lost

For want of a finger a clit was lost

And all for the want of a dish.

That sounds quite dramatic. Losing a clit is quite extreme."

Have no fear fair one, I found it under the couch

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"For want of a dish a nail was lost

For want of a nail a finger was lost

For want of a finger a clit was lost

And all for the want of a dish.

That sounds quite dramatic. Losing a clit is quite extreme.

Have no fear fair one, I found it under the couch "

The couch seems the best place to find everything for people on Fab.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"For want of a shag

My Sanity was lost

That's pretty to close to where I am right now.

Nice to know I'm not the only one "

May I offer you both counselling and therapy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For want of a gag (For the ex mother-in-law)

The marriage was lost....

The marriage may have been lost if your now ex-wife found her mother gagged.

Not necessarily....

As a familly unit, they are "different"

This isn't the mother-in-law you... is it?"

Told ya they was "different"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For want of a shag

My Sanity was lost

That's pretty to close to where I am right now.

Nice to know I'm not the only one

May I offer you both counselling and therapy?"

Its not even a shag I need/want ..its hours and hours of lustful sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For want of a dish a nail was lost

For want of a nail a finger was lost

For want of a finger a clit was lost

And all for the want of a dish.

That sounds quite dramatic. Losing a clit is quite extreme.

Have no fear fair one, I found it under the couch

The couch seems the best place to find everything for people on Fab."

I'm on the couch ........... oh bugger just re-read that not for finding people d'oh

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"For want of a shag

My Sanity was lost

That's pretty to close to where I am right now.

Nice to know I'm not the only one

May I offer you both counselling and therapy?

Its not even a shag I need/want ..its hours and hours of lustful sex "

Where are my car keys?..............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For want of a shag

My Sanity was lost

That's pretty to close to where I am right now.

Nice to know I'm not the only one

May I offer you both counselling and therapy?

Its not even a shag I need/want ..its hours and hours of lustful sex

Where are my car keys?.............."

ALL TOGETHER NOW .............under the couch !!!!!

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"For want of a shag

My Sanity was lost

That's pretty to close to where I am right now.

Nice to know I'm not the only one

May I offer you both counselling and therapy?

Its not even a shag I need/want ..its hours and hours of lustful sex

Where are my car keys?..............

ALL TOGETHER NOW .............under the couch !!!!! "

Top marks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For want of a shag

My Sanity was lost

That's pretty to close to where I am right now.

Nice to know I'm not the only one

May I offer you both counselling and therapy?

Its not even a shag I need/want ..its hours and hours of lustful sex

Where are my car keys?..............

ALL TOGETHER NOW .............under the couch !!!!!

Top marks "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the want of kit a life was lost

what sort of kit ??"

A real armoured personnel carrier instead of snatch land river. God bless the British government

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