FabSwingers.com forum: The Fuck You Thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ever have one of those moments where you really want to say fuck you, but you can't.

Maybe you want to say fuck you in the workplace, out on the roads, the gym,.....you get what I mean.

So this is the fuck you thread. Say what it was you wanted to say fuck you to. And include the words fuck you.

No naming people.

And play nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The people I'd nominate for the "fuck you award" I try not to give them the headspace in the first place. Better to surround myself with good energy from nice people where possible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fuck You PW you utter twat for running out petrol today.

And fuck you PW for being so utterly brilliant at typos today.

Fuck you PW for being so utterly exhausted.

And fuck you to the tipped over the edge moment this week.

Fuck you to the ones who don't value me.

*PW straightens her clothes, neatens her hair and walks off like she didn't just have an outburst and no one saw it, and switches the dam kettle on*

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

My landlord and the rent increase

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By *ieselJuiceMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Did you know that if you tell your boss to go fuck himself, you don't have to work no more?

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me! "

Mother fucker!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Ever have one of those moments where you really want to say fuck you, but you can't.

Maybe you want to say fuck you in the workplace, out on the roads, the gym,.....you get what I mean.

So this is the fuck you thread. Say what it was you wanted to say fuck you to. And include the words fuck you.

No naming people.

And play nice.

No I've never had moment when I wanted to say fuck you .because If that's what I thought that's what I say.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

I don’t think there’s any situation in everyday life where I can’t actually say fuck you, and even back when this wasn’t the case I still didn’t have the sense not too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wrote a poem in my early days in therapy to someone I longed for validation from that only ever made me feel inadequate and it was titled ‘fuck you’. I re read it last week.

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By *abrielle43Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

Luckily rarely encounter anything I can't say it to, other drivers, animals and inanimate objects are all fair game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway.

Fuck you to mental health issues. I enjoyed life before I met you x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Ever have one of those moments where you really want to say fuck you, but you can't.

Maybe you want to say fuck you in the workplace, out on the roads, the gym,.....you get what I mean.

So this is the fuck you thread. Say what it was you wanted to say fuck you to. And include the words fuck you.

No naming people.

And play nice.

No such thing as can’t if someone deserves a fuck you let them have it

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Fuck you for not being in my throat right now.

Bibble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you to the 185Kg barbell that stubbornly stayed on the fuckin floor this fuckin morning. The pesky fuckin scamp!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Fuck you to life

Fuck you to the minging cock in the inbox.

Fuck you to the house

Fuck you to work

Fuck you to the mess I'm about to clear up

And a big fuck you to the Mr because that's happening later!!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After reading some of these maybe I just learn to actually say fuck you to some people!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'd like to whisper a gentle *uck you (removing the f makes it so much softer) to myself for not having a great immune system.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Fuck you for your betrayl.

Fuck you for being the reason.

Fuck you for trying to send me back there.

Fuck you because I can and will rise above it!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"After reading some of these maybe I just learn to actually say fuck you to some people!"

You’ll feel better for it

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Fuck you to all my clients that constantly change their minds, make unrealistic demands of me and my dedicated team, expect the world on a plate and then when we deliver just that, still don’t pay their invoices on time.

Wow! I do feel a LOT better for that, thank you OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you to each and every one of you. Merry Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you to the consequences and let's down the whiskey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck you to each and every one of you. Merry Christmas

F"
right back at ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck you to each and every one of you. Merry Christmas

*PW gives TT the bird with a cheeky but meaningful smile*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck life. Fuck the stalker that ruined my life and fuck the police for doing shit. Oh and fuck her mates too..

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By *rLordMan
over a year ago

Swadlincote

At ho.e if it needs a fuck you it gets it. Because of my position at work however, fuck you is not allowed in these glorious PC times.

So fuck you lazy gits get it done , fuck you break is over , fuck are you going to McDonald's etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck you to each and every one of you. Merry Christmas

*PW gives TT the bird with a cheeky but meaningful smile*"

*Mrs TT2 looks down at her own pants and then to PW and her finger seductively*.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Fuck you for the lies

Fuck you for the games you played

Fuck you for I am better than all of that

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

In real world it's the drivers who don't do the thank you gesture when I wait and let them go, I do say well fuck you, you rude c*not.

On here it's the messages I get saying 'you're always in here' yes I have no life fuck you very much for pointing it out

ggggrrrrr

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By *utie bootyMan
over a year ago

the manor that never was

Fuck you (nameless manager ) you're an ignorant fucking control freak, who doesn't let anyone speak.

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By *avessMan
over a year ago

London

FUCK YOU woman who spent the entire flight encroaching on my seat. Unacceptable behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you work full of fucking arsholes.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Fuck you 2022 and 2023 for taking so many good people away from me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck you to each and every one of you. Merry Christmas

*PW gives TT the bird with a cheeky but meaningful smile*

*Mrs TT2 looks down at her own pants and then to PW and her finger seductively*.

*PW does the come hither motion with her finger*

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Fuck you to each and every one of you. Merry Christmas

I second this one. Minus the merry Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck you to each and every one of you. Merry Christmas

I second this one. Minus the merry Christmas "

Didn't u guys hear its happy holidays now.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Lettings agents.

All of them.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Fuck you, Tory government.

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By *ink vixenCouple
over a year ago

Medway

Companies that have gotten rid of humans on the telephone for online chat bots and then tell me it’s for my convenience

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Fuck you to each and every one of you. Merry Christmas

I second this one. Minus the merry Christmas "

Rude lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you customer who constantly made himself coffees all day without asking once if I’d like one whilst I fit his new front !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck you to each and every one of you. Merry Christmas

*PW gives TT the bird with a cheeky but meaningful smile*

*Mrs TT2 looks down at her own pants and then to PW and her finger seductively*.

*PW does the come hither motion with her finger*

Mr TT2 objects to this level of smut on a thread, so fuck the two of you *flips the middle finger*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F**k you self service check outs in supermarkets.

Thats not just for today its for everytime

P.S.

Can I have a standing order of f**k you's for them

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Fuck you PTSD

That's about it really, the rest isn't worth a fuck you. More a Fuck me for being bothered by it.

Fuck you hackers on FPS games and your 180 no-scope 200m headshot bullshit. They deserve to be thrown into a pit of starving wolves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah spread love instead

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Fuck you to the ward staff who constantly tell patients the delay is with pharmacy... usually the delay is because the doctor hasn't written the discharge prescription yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fuck you headache

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By *evebal12Man
over a year ago

Canary Wharf

"Fuck you headache "

I saw the title of this and the saw you.

Simply thought, yes I'd love to!!

Great latest photo.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Usually to customers at work

Ever wondered what happens when you're on hold? Now you know

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you early morning shift while still jet lagged!

Fuck you work and lastly fuck you school run in the morning

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Fuck you early morning shift while still jet lagged!

Fuck you work and lastly fuck you school run in the morning "

[F] to pay respects...

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever have one of those moments where you really want to say fuck you, but you can't.

Maybe you want to say fuck you in the workplace, out on the roads, the gym,.....you get what I mean.

So this is the fuck you thread. Say what it was you wanted to say fuck you to. And include the words fuck you.

No naming people.

And play nice.

All the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck you early morning shift while still jet lagged!

Fuck you work and lastly fuck you school run in the morning

[F] to pay respects...

LvM"

I could say fuck you to F too as she is getting a lay in but that's because 7am will be a lay in to me

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Fuck you early morning shift while still jet lagged!

Fuck you work and lastly fuck you school run in the morning

[F] to pay respects...

LvM

I could say fuck you to F too as she is getting a lay in but that's because 7am will be a lay in to me

I mean... you could just fuck her *shrugs*

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck... fuck...fuckity fuck fuck!!!!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Fuck you to the rain falling on my roof, like a million tap dancing mice.

Wearing tap dancing shoes....

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Fuck you to the rain falling on my roof, like a million tap dancing mice.

Wearing tap dancing shoes....

Oh no that sounds really really cosy

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

A massive fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you to the person who coined the phrase the customer is always right.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

*trigger warning. Some of you may find this offensive

But

Christmas... FUCK YOU

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Fuck you to the rain falling on my roof, like a million tap dancing mice.

Wearing tap dancing shoes....

Oh no that sounds really really cosy "

Not when it's hailing and the mice are the size of elephants.....

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By *athuilMan
over a year ago

up north

Fuck you Dathuil for not taking the invite up to stay over. Fucking dickhead

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Fuck you to the rain falling on my roof, like a million tap dancing mice.

Wearing tap dancing shoes....

Oh no that sounds really really cosy "

I agree with that too!

FUCK YOU ANXIETY BRAIN! I just want to sleep!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck you to the rain falling on my roof, like a million tap dancing mice.

Wearing tap dancing shoes....

Oh man that sounds cute and crap all the same time.

Hope you get back off to sleep soon.

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By *tacy.TWoman
over a year ago

luton

"Ever have one of those moments where you really want to say fuck you, but you can't.

Maybe you want to say fuck you in the workplace, out on the roads, the gym,.....you get what I mean.

So this is the fuck you thread. Say what it was you wanted to say fuck you to. And include the words fuck you.

No naming people.

And play nice.

A massive FUCK YOU to the thoughts in my head!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Fuck you to the rain falling on my roof, like a million tap dancing mice.

Wearing tap dancing shoes....

Oh man that sounds cute and crap all the same time.

Hope you get back off to sleep soon."

Still wide awake.

Stopped raining though.

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By *abyGirlChelWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

I dont think there is enough room for my Fuck You list!!

My top few though...

Fuck You for actions opposite to your words.

Fuck You bad mental health.

Fuck You perimenopause.

Fuck You alzheimers.

Fuck You (me) for falling for it every bastard time.

Fuck You feelings.

Fuck You brain.

Fuck You body.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Yep job has me awake in the night but rather than a fuck you think by morning i may say fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*trigger warning. Some of you may find this offensive

But

Christmas... FUCK YOU"

Yeh. Oh yeh.

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

"Ever have one of those moments where you really want to say fuck you, but you can't.

Maybe you want to say fuck you in the workplace, out on the roads, the gym,.....you get what I mean.

So this is the fuck you thread. Say what it was you wanted to say fuck you to. And include the words fuck you.

No naming people.

And play nice.

Fuck you and speak for yourself.

No joking, but I really do say what is on my mind at all times. It's weird, but people respect you more for it. And if you say fuck you when they deserve it, they will never walk all over you.

Keeps me sane and lets other people know when they overstep boundaries. People who are too nice to others and never get angry or say a bad word, are the ones everyone abuses. And guess who is unhappier at the end of the day?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Fuck you to my heart ! Its 5am I wanna sleep but you wanna wake me up whining like a teenager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To all the ..

Narracists

Pompous

Obnoxious

Arrogant

Selfish

Self centered

Self entitled

Passive aggressive assholes..l say ..FUCK YOU

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Fuck you to society where a 15yr old girl gets stabbed going to school and all the other innocent children of knife crime.

Fuck you to all the people carrying knives hurting people and robbing people, you all just get in a park and leave us alone.

Fuck you to the law makers that does not increase the sentence for idiots carrying knivies.

Fuck you to all the parents that let your kids go out with knivies..dont you dare say you didnt know and they are a good kid etc, have some god damn responsabilty.

R.I.P to all the angels gone to soon.

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

How about a hearty FUCK YOU PUTIN ?

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I’d just like to say it’s the end of the month, and to continue from my earlier rant, a big Friday “fuck you” to 3 clients in particular who didn’t pay on time so now my commission will be significantly lighter next month. Twats!

Oh yes and Putin can have a big fuck you too

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