FabSwingers.com forum: Tell me how to turn you on?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please? I don’t want to but I love hearing I detail how people turn you on.

Or don’t I don’t mind.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

There’s a switch on the back of my neck somewhere. It’s listed in the manual on p5.

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Via the switch hidden on my lower back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Excellent start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can activate me remotely with a Bluetooth app

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Make me giggle so much I let out an embarrassing snort and you're off to a good start

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

Be naked, bring sandwiches and beer

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Clean the house, do all the washing and cook for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's cheating.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Please? I don’t want to but I love hearing I detail how people turn you on.

Or don’t I don’t mind.

Tickle me under my chin and I’m all yours

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Foot massage. Works everytime.

‘Fancy a Chinese later’ also has a really high success rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*he knows*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back massage

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Talk, laugh cry till we are done talking and realise we've curled into each other and didn't even see it coming.

That's my favourite, I love when it occurs naturally and no one is trying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually kisses on the side of my neck, behind the ear and along my upper traps

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I have a cum button up my arse

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By *eeglos94Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Anything risky, the more public the better. Anything from a suggestive look across a dinner table to thigh grabbing to a slap on the ass to get us started.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Passion, curiosity, and an unquantifiable spark.

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Whisper in my ear…fancy a trip to big Tesco x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whisper in my ear…fancy a trip to big Tesco x"

Even better... you can have anything with a Reduced sticker on it

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Whisper in my ear…fancy a trip to big Tesco x

Even better... you can have anything with a Reduced sticker on it

A yellow sticker…SOLD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A simple _ello, a gentle touch and a kiss.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"There’s a switch on the back of my neck somewhere. It’s listed in the manual on p5. "

I love this answer … brilliant

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Please? I don’t want to but I love hearing I detail how people turn you on.

Or don’t I don’t mind.

Very clever Steve.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"There’s a switch on the back of my neck somewhere. It’s listed in the manual on p5. "

Is it a Haynes manual? And is it lefty loosey righty righty for you?

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"Please? I don’t want to but I love hearing I detail how people turn you on.

Or don’t I don’t mind.

I guess if you got in touch and said “pack some lube Linda, I am in the/my/a room with ten guys who are all really horny for you”

That may catch my attention

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By *enk15Man
over a year ago

Evesham

Run a finger nail down my spine. I'll harden quicker than cooled thermoplastic

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"There’s a switch on the back of my neck somewhere. It’s listed in the manual on p5. "

Note from the manufacturer s

Product recall.it appears some manuals have been sent out with page five missing rendering. This unit inportive she must be send back immediately via of cheif inspectors office .address to master R.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whisper in my ear…fancy a trip to big Tesco x

Even better... you can have anything with a Reduced sticker on it

A yellow sticker…SOLD

And they say I don't know how to treat a woman

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Ermm... no. I'd put something enigmatic with a vaguely suggestive tone but that's a lot of effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy me a fish supper. Karen

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Insert your little finger into ear and turn clockwise.

Failing that fill with bacon and a jump start.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I fancy you, pretty much anything does the job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick your tongue between my two smallest toes on my left foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The two tuning knobs for that are usially quite prominent and not eye level. But only activated with lips to lips.....don't go there, please resist the obvious!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Foot massage. Works everytime.

‘Fancy a Chinese later’ also has a really high success rate "

Let’s get a Chinese, baby. Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I fancy you, pretty much anything does the job. "

You fancy me init

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please? I don’t want to but I love hearing I detail how people turn you on.

Or don’t I don’t mind.

Very clever Steve."

Put some respek on my name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steve, baby…..all you gotta do is come at me with some greggs sausage rolls.

I’m all yours.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"Please? I don’t want to but I love hearing I detail how people turn you on.

Or don’t I don’t mind.

Wanting me is enough for me to want you! A million different ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steve, baby…..all you gotta do is come at me with some greggs sausage rolls.

I’m all yours. "

Same fella. Same

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"Please? I don’t want to but I love hearing I detail how people turn you on.

Or don’t I don’t mind.

Wanting me is enough for me to want you! A million different ways.

Flipping heck! Unless I don't want you, of course.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please? I don’t want to but I love hearing I detail how people turn you on.

Or don’t I don’t mind.

Wanting me is enough for me to want you! A million different ways.

Flipping heck! Unless I don't want you, of course."

Everyone with eyes wants me.

Everyone with ears doesn’t though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Steve, baby…..all you gotta do is come at me with some greggs sausage rolls.

I’m all yours.

Same fella. Same "

I’ll have him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's cheating.

Pick up the sky remote press the talk button, say "Virgin River" make her a cup of tea and bring her snacks!

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Make me laugh, hold my gaze and tease me with a little innocent skin contact

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Usually kisses on the side of my neck, behind the ear and along my upper traps"

Hastily makes notes

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A passionate kiss. The kind that makes me instantly soaking wet.

I’m in need of one.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Make me laugh, hold my gaze and tease me with a little innocent skin contact

So not kicking your arse at WWF then ??

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Bring Jaffa cakes and get yer baps out

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Make me laugh, hold my gaze and tease me with a little innocent skin contact

So not kicking your arse at WWF then ??

In your dreams! You scraped the limited wins you got and you know it!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Make me laugh, hold my gaze and tease me with a little innocent skin contact

So not kicking your arse at WWF then ??

In your dreams! You scraped the limited wins you got and you know it!

I like a bossy woman haha .. Rematch

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Tell me not to do something that you know I really want to do!!!! It’s that simple

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