FabSwingers.com forum: Stupid is as stupid does

By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

I severely burnt my tongue last night testing if the pasta was cooked. I know what I should have done, but chose to ignore.

What's the last stupid thing you did, that made you question your IQ?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Buying my favourite sadistic asshole a beautiful metal cored rainbow baseball bat for his birthday.

I may have done other stupid things since, but I am heavily reminded of it every time I sit down or shift my weight currently, so it's coming out on top. Or bottom, I suppose

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"Buying my favourite sadistic asshole a beautiful metal cored rainbow baseball bat for his birthday.

I may have done other stupid things since, but I am heavily reminded of it every time I sit down or shift my weight currently, so it's coming out on top. Or bottom, I suppose

You secretly love it

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Buying my favourite sadistic asshole a beautiful metal cored rainbow baseball bat for his birthday.

I may have done other stupid things since, but I am heavily reminded of it every time I sit down or shift my weight currently, so it's coming out on top. Or bottom, I suppose

You secretly love it

No secret about that.

Still fucking hurts though

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"Buying my favourite sadistic asshole a beautiful metal cored rainbow baseball bat for his birthday.

I may have done other stupid things since, but I am heavily reminded of it every time I sit down or shift my weight currently, so it's coming out on top. Or bottom, I suppose

You secretly love it

No secret about that.

Still fucking hurts though

And to think I got a toothbrush for my birthday

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Return to here

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

I have a temporary tailgate I made from wood on my tipper while I source a new one it’s bolted on so whenever tip owt off have to take the two bolts out and lift off it was Saturday morning and had some soil and rubble to tip off so at the recycling place I undo the two bolts but forget completely to lift out the tailgate, go press the button to tip then go to refit the tailgate look all over for it baffled then see it poking out from under the heap I just tipped off ffs lucky it survived but had to dig it out

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"Return to here"

We learn more from our mistakes in life

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"And to think I got a toothbrush for my birthday

Try dating weird goth masochists and taking them to kink markets right before your birthday

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"And to think I got a toothbrush for my birthday

Try dating weird goth masochists and taking them to kink markets right before your birthday

If only I knew one

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Cutting a vinyl floor, cut my finger instead of the tile. The blade skipped and hit my finger.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"Cutting a vinyl floor, cut my finger instead of the tile. The blade skipped and hit my finger."

Ouch!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

You may be stupid but the mrs is an idiot she throws it against the wall, if it sticks it’s cooked.

The mr

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"You may be stupid but the mrs is an idiot she throws it against the wall, if it sticks it’s cooked.

The mr "

Go burn your bloody tounge then and tell me which way works

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told myself that I'm going out for just a few drinks...

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"You may be stupid but the mrs is an idiot she throws it against the wall, if it sticks it’s cooked.

The mr

Go burn your bloody tounge then and tell me which way works

Mrs "

Now now children, they're both pretty stupid

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