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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cuppa?

I must have typed and deleted responses to threads 3/4 times already.

I think I'll have a cuppa instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*anyone.

I'm such a dick

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By *alico_KittyWoman
over a year ago

Kittys Lane

I'll join you for a cuppa, just made mine x

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Morning PW. I'll take one of its going? May distract me from this erection I have as well, I don't think I've got time to sort it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some reason my coffee grans turned into a brick over night, so I settled for tea

Not quite the same wake up I needed but sometimes you just want something warm and tasty in your mouth

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll take an extra large mocha please.

Mrs

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Ooh yes please... tea just milk thanks x

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Morning PW. I'll take one of its going? May distract me from this erection I have as well, I don't think I've got time to sort it x"

I'm sure you have, tea in one hand, wank with the other... see multitasking

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I'm such a dick "
For being such a dick, you can get a second pot on the go. Mine’s a builder’s tea please. Strong, just a dash of milk, no sugar.

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By *ilkey69Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Tea is good make sure it's Yorkshire tea, strong little milk no sugar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can all the women sit closest to me please when I've made everyone's drinks?

We'll have a good morning natter before the day starts.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Can all the women sit closest to me please when I've made everyone's drinks?

We'll have a good morning natter before the day starts."

Absolutely...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Can all the women sit closest to me please when I've made everyone's drinks?

We'll have a good morning natter before the day starts."

Coffee with milk please

I'll probably have to drink at least half though before I'm capable of speech!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

T brought me a lovely coffee in bed. Very much needed. Today I will be fuelled by coffee.

J x

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Strong tea please. Preferably English Breakfast.

I’m going to need a few cups I think

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By *romleyM41Man
over a year ago

orpington / surrounding

"Cuppa?

I must have typed and deleted responses to threads 3/4 times already.

I think I'll have a cuppa instead.

Are there biscuits on offer too… is tea without a biscuit or 12 even legal ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, definitely not off you, I heard you put milk in first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope, definitely not off you, I heard you put milk in first

On this basis, I'm out too!

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By *heonixrising500Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Cup of tea and a perv on fab

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By *inty1717Man
over a year ago

near you

Two sugars please

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

An ideal thread... this is where I corral and curate my next attendees to Åfternoon Teå.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"*anyone.

I'm such a dick "

Coffee please milk no sugar, I can bring some pain au chocolat if you’re peckish?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I really need a coffee. And a biscuit.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Nope, definitely not off you, I heard you put milk in first

The fuck!? I'm out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An ideal thread... this is where I corral and curate my next attendees to Åfternoon Teå.

Ooh afternoon tea ..how very fancy.

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I can’t start the day without a cuppa, I’d occasionally have a couple of slices of toast, or some porridge for brekkie, not fussed if I don’t, but I absolutely must have a brew before I function properly lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope, definitely not off you, I heard you put milk in first

Do you believe everything you hear? You should watch me make tea and gather the evidence for yourself and then decide.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope, definitely not off you, I heard you put milk in first

The fuck!? I'm out."

^clearly gullible as fuck!

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By *ifeIsntSeriousMan
over a year ago

Rugby

I've just made myself a lovely strong cafetier of coffee. I can feel my heart racing and the caffeine coursing... now to get on with my day

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Do you believe everything you hear? You should watch me make tea and gather the evidence for yourself and then decide."

Would the witness please answer the question? Do you, in fact, put the milk in first?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you believe everything you hear? You should watch me make tea and gather the evidence for yourself and then decide.

Would the witness please answer the question? Do you, in fact, put the milk in first? "

No I don't.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"No I don't."

I’m out then. I’ll make my own. (Want one while I’m at it?)

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Oooh milk no sugar please.... I'm sweet enough already.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Got any Earl Grey love?

I fancy being a bit fancy today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope, definitely not off you, I heard you put milk in first

Do you believe everything you hear? You should watch me make tea and gather the evidence for yourself and then decide."

Would you be making the tea whilst wearing that dress?

If yes then I'd love to watch you make teas

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Nope, definitely not off you, I heard you put milk in first

The fuck!? I'm out.

^clearly gullible as fuck!"

Milk in first is serious business and it's never worth the risk.

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Milk in first what is this horror you speak of milk goes in last tea bag in first then sugar or sweeteners depending on your preference then the hot water leave to infuse then the milk

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

I may join you all for virtual cuppa - cappuccino for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope, definitely not off you, I heard you put milk in first

The fuck!? I'm out.

^clearly gullible as fuck!

Milk in first is serious business and it's never worth the risk. "

But you could have asked me, I thought we were friends?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may join you all for virtual cuppa - cappuccino for me

I'll come sit next to you for a bit then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope, definitely not off you, I heard you put milk in first

Do you believe everything you hear? You should watch me make tea and gather the evidence for yourself and then decide.

Would you be making the tea whilst wearing that dress?

If yes then I'd love to watch you make teas

I could do!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Oh please! Would love a brew right now, milk no sugar ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope, definitely not off you, I heard you put milk in first

Do you believe everything you hear? You should watch me make tea and gather the evidence for yourself and then decide.

Would you be making the tea whilst wearing that dress?

If yes then I'd love to watch you make teas

I could do!"

*Puts all items on the floor* please continue *stands with smug smile leaning against the tops*

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Milk in first what is this horror you speak of milk goes in last tea bag in first then sugar or sweeteners depending on your preference then the hot water leave to infuse then the milk "

That assumes you’re making tea in the mug. Which isn’t as good as making tea in a teapot.

And when you make your tea properly, in a teapot, you put the milk in your mug before adding the well-brewed tea.

So it’s milk first. You see?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning PW. I wouldn't mind a coffee if you're making one. Can I ask for a cheeky biscuit as well?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Nope, definitely not off you, I heard you put milk in first

The fuck!? I'm out.

^clearly gullible as fuck!

Milk in first is serious business and it's never worth the risk.

But you could have asked me, I thought we were friends?"

We are, but I've been burned by trusting questionable tea makers in the past. Deception to the point of not even letting me watch the tea be made.

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By *eff1961Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Tea please with special cream in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope, definitely not off you, I heard you put milk in first

The fuck!? I'm out.

^clearly gullible as fuck!

Milk in first is serious business and it's never worth the risk.

But you could have asked me, I thought we were friends?

We are, but I've been burned by trusting questionable tea makers in the past. Deception to the point of not even letting me watch the tea be made. "

I'd let you watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a tea and some rich tea fingers please.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Cuppa?

I must have typed and deleted responses to threads 3/4 times already.

I think I'll have a cuppa instead.

Three cups in and I'm still wiping my eyes. Morning!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Nope, definitely not off you, I heard you put milk in first

The fuck!? I'm out.

^clearly gullible as fuck!

Milk in first is serious business and it's never worth the risk.

But you could have asked me, I thought we were friends?

We are, but I've been burned by trusting questionable tea makers in the past. Deception to the point of not even letting me watch the tea be made.

I'd let you watch. "

In!

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"Cuppa?

I must have typed and deleted responses to threads 3/4 times already.

I think I'll have a cuppa instead.

Tea please. Milk no sugar.

Conversation would be nice, not cyber sex, that just makes me laugh. Oh and some rich tea biscuits for dunking, my dog ,Drake,a 12 year old brindle Staffy , only eats them after they have been dunked.

Sorry to bore. I just like to interact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love a tea and some rich tea fingers please.

I'd rather give you my fingers

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Time for brew number two, day off today so I’m going to have at least half a dozen before going to bed later haha

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m presently sipping on a caramel latte.

I realise that this doesn’t in any way, shape or form help anyone out but thought I’d make mention of it nonetheless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd let you watch.

In! "

Who knew making teas could be a spectator sport

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By *t3_jalapenoMan
over a year ago

darlo

"Cuppa?

I must have typed and deleted responses to threads 3/4 times already.

I think I'll have a cuppa instead.

I'll have a cuppa, no sugar and not too milky

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

"Milk in first what is this horror you speak of milk goes in last tea bag in first then sugar or sweeteners depending on your preference then the hot water leave to infuse then the milk

That assumes you’re making tea in the mug. Which isn’t as good as making tea in a teapot.

And when you make your tea properly, in a teapot, you put the milk in your mug before adding the well-brewed tea.

So it’s milk first. You see?"

I'm a busy man I got no time for fart arsing about with a teapot I want my cuppa and to crack on with the day milk in last

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask

Having mine now. Im way behind on the amount ive usually d*unk by now

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

"Time for brew number two, day off today so I’m going to have at least half a dozen before going to bed later haha"
only your second brew I'm on my 5 the cuppa tea already

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By *scobar67Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Cuppa?

I must have typed and deleted responses to threads 3/4 times already.

I think I'll have a cuppa instead.

Milk and 2 sugar please

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Cuppa?

I must have typed and deleted responses to threads 3/4 times already.

I think I'll have a cuppa instead.

Just having my first of the day, which is rare for me.

Caramel latte.

From an Aldi sachet.

It's nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a Moroccan mint tea please thank you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Christ I've only had one cuppa today!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

If I'd seen this twenty minutes ago I'd have said yes. As it was, I had to get up and make it myself

I'll give you a bell next time though.

LvM

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Christ I've only had one cuppa today!"

I’m on cuppa number 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone need their tea leaves reading?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love a cuppa right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ I've only had one cuppa today!"

You need to get a bigger kettle then love

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Yes please

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

In a coffee mood today.

Might buy some Lindt dark on the way home.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I've had too much coffee today. I'm going for another, anyone else want one.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I've had too much coffee today. I'm going for another, anyone else want one. "

Milk, two sugars please.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

8 Hrs later… it’ll be stewed now and cold I bet!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always up for a good brew

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can someone make me a stiff drink please. Today has been SHIT!

And I've run out petrol halfways through school runs.

I'm about ready for a breakdown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone make me a stiff drink please. Today has been SHIT!

And I've run out petrol halfways through school runs.

I'm about ready for a breakdown."

I have whisky gin and bacardo

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Can someone make me a stiff drink please. Today has been SHIT!

And I've run out petrol halfways through school runs.

I'm about ready for a breakdown."

I can offer the stiff part, but it's not a drink!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Can someone make me a stiff drink please. Today has been SHIT!

And I've run out petrol halfways through school runs.

I'm about ready for a breakdown.

I can offer the stiff part, but it's not a drink! "

How rude !!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

You Only Get an OO with Typhoo.....

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By *lmost TouchingMan
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat.

6am-8am Coffee

8am-5pm Tea

5pm- 2am Red wine

2am- Jäegermeister

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can someone make me a stiff drink please. Today has been SHIT!

And I've run out petrol halfways through school runs.

I'm about ready for a breakdown.

I can offer the stiff part, but it's not a drink! "

Is it a upper lip?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You Only Get an OO with Typhoo....."

I think _aitonel is offering me an OO without the typhoo. So I think you may be a bit wrong.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"You Only Get an OO with Typhoo.....

I think _aitonel is offering me an OO without the typhoo. So I think you may be a bit wrong."

Lucky you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You Only Get an OO with Typhoo.....

I think _aitonel is offering me an OO without the typhoo. So I think you may be a bit wrong.

Lucky you

If you feel left out I know a guy

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"You Only Get an OO with Typhoo.....

I think _aitonel is offering me an OO without the typhoo. So I think you may be a bit wrong.

Lucky you

If you feel left out I know a guy"

Oooh

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By *ondonMagicCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Someone say cuppa?!?!?!

Don’t mind if I do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need something stronger. But il have a cuppa.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'm thinking about having a cider, it might help me sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking about having a cider, it might help me sleep."

At this hour??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking about having a cider, it might help me sleep."

Make it 3 and you should be sleeping like a baby. 1-2 wakes your body up

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I'm thinking about having a cider, it might help me sleep.

At this hour??"

It was dinner time with I commented.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I'm thinking about having a cider, it might help me sleep.

Make it 3 and you should be sleeping like a baby. 1-2 wakes your body up"

I don't drink that much. 2 of anything is my limit.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I'm thinking about having a cider, it might help me sleep.

Make it 3 and you should be sleeping like a baby. 1-2 wakes your body up

I don't drink that much. 2 of anything is my limit."

Warm milk will send you off to the blissful land of nod (and that’s not a lewd euphemism….honestly)

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By *oofer1Man
over a year ago

consett

I’ll bring some biscuits x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuppa or Two

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