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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who is playing you?

And who are the main characters

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

I'm bond. He's a borderline swinger anyway...

And the Bond Girls do get a real good time on screen now...

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I’d like someone cool like Mads Mikkelsen or Andy Serkis to play me, but I’d probably be sufficiently represented by an uncredited extra.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Who is playing you?

And who are the main characters

I'm guessing that this would be in the style of a carry on film?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Hmmm I reckon Melissa Mccarthy for me lol

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Probably Suzy Izzard.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'd probably be played by ray Winston or someone suitably grumpy,jools would be played by a Kelly Brook type actress big boobs, pretty and popular.

We'd definitely be a bit part characters, maybe the couple who run a saucy guesthouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got the popcorn ready.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got the popcorn ready."

Is this right?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Christ their so many characters here this got be like an avengers movie. I'll go for little tommy cruise playing me .he shorter than me.but he do but never seen him with beard OK carry grant then .

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I’ll go with Ewan McGregor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, I'll typecast myself by saying Dev Patel

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By *ohnboy64Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

It's gonna be a cockbuster.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

A cross between Jack Palance, Ally McCoist or Ricky Hatton as these are what people have said I look like.

Yep go figure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jason Biggs and Hilary Duff for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh ooh Linda Lusardi can play me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on then, I'll typecast myself by saying Dev Patel

Should’ve said Scarlet Johansen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another typecast, I’ll be played by Pamela Anderson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then, I'll typecast myself by saying Dev Patel

Should’ve said Scarlet Johansen

that'll do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another typecast, I’ll be played by Pamela Anderson

do you forget I’ve seen what you look like in person?!!!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Go on then, I'll typecast myself by saying Dev Patel

Should’ve said Scarlet Johansen

that'll do!"

Well as much as I admire dev as actor thought it was good shout. Think we going to have lot of scarlets pop up .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another typecast, I’ll be played by Pamela Anderson

do you forget I’ve seen what you look like in person?!!!

Did you not see the massive tits Steve

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on then, I'll typecast myself by saying Dev Patel

Should’ve said Scarlet Johansen

that'll do!

Well as much as I admire dev as actor thought it was good shout. Think we going to have lot of scarlets pop up ."
of course. She could play us all if she really wanted to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another typecast, I’ll be played by Pamela Anderson

do you forget I’ve seen what you look like in person?!!!

Did you not see the massive tits Steve

Your eyes are up there. I must admit I actually didn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another typecast, I’ll be played by Pamela Anderson

do you forget I’ve seen what you look like in person?!!!

Did you not see the massive tits Steve

Your eyes are up there. I must admit I actually didn’t

Well I’m surprised and offended in equal measure

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Bean

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Brian Glover

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Brian Glover

Eeebygum

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Go on then, I'll typecast myself by saying Dev Patel

Ooh he's a great actor

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

OK for the odies here

Judy Judy Judy and for the younger one Fabbers Assemble

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m gonna be played by Madge from Benidorm as she’s my hero

She will be following Rex around trying to get him to get his eye out…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John

Just googled them. They’d be great in a film together

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another typecast, I’ll be played by Pamela Anderson

do you forget I’ve seen what you look like in person?!!!

Did you not see the massive tits Steve

Your eyes are up there. I must admit I actually didn’t

Well I’m surprised and offended in equal measure

You’re welcome chicken

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John

Just googled them. They’d be great in a film together"

Wtaf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John

Just googled them. They’d be great in a film together

Wtaf

What?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Kate Winslet please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kate Winslet please. "

Kate Winslet is on my list

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John

Just googled them. They’d be great in a film together

Wtaf

What?

They *may* have been in a film together. You know the one… with the epic tight trousers

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John

Just googled them. They’d be great in a film together

Wtaf

Steve's having a little jest

He caught me out before .

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

If he were still alive Rik Mayall would play me, other than that maybe George Doors lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John

Just googled them. They’d be great in a film together

Wtaf

Steve's having a little jest

He caught me out before ."

He’s familiar with my game

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John

Just googled them. They’d be great in a film together

Wtaf

Steve's having a little jest

He caught me out before .

He’s familiar with my game

Oooh…. Games hey! Let’s play…

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Dame Maggie Smith is playing me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scarlet Johanson.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John

Just googled them. They’d be great in a film together

Wtaf

Steve's having a little jest

He caught me out before .

He’s familiar with my game

Oooh…. Games hey! Let’s play…

I’m not playing any more games with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scarlet Johanson."

She’s taken!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dame Maggie Smith is playing me..."

Damn. I feel like you’re hotter than that.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John

Just googled them. They’d be great in a film together

Wtaf

Steve's having a little jest

He caught me out before .

He’s familiar with my game

Oooh…. Games hey! Let’s play…

I’m not playing any more games with you

Spoilsport

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Dame Maggie Smith is playing me...

Damn. I feel like you’re hotter than that. "

. I honestly can't think of anyone famous who looks like me.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Kathy Burke would do me proud.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Kathy Burke would do me proud. "

She's bloomin great!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Dame Maggie Smith is playing me...

Damn. I feel like you’re hotter than that.

. I honestly can't think of anyone famous who looks like me. "

It's a guess but I'm going with Helen Mirren.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Kathy Burke would do me proud.

She's bloomin great! "

She's me double

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Dame Maggie Smith is playing me...

Damn. I feel like you’re hotter than that.

. I honestly can't think of anyone famous who looks like me.

It's a guess but I'm going with Helen Mirren. "

I wish I was half as elegant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dame Maggie Smith is playing me...

Damn. I feel like you’re hotter than that.

. I honestly can't think of anyone famous who looks like me. "
Maggie Smith looks like you you say?

What about Mr? I’m intrigued there too?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Dame Maggie Smith is playing me...

Damn. I feel like you’re hotter than that.

. I honestly can't think of anyone famous who looks like me.

It's a guess but I'm going with Helen Mirren.

I wish I was half as elegant "

I believe you are.

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By *abrielle43Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

Brienne of Tarth

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Rosamund Pike to play young me

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Kathy Burke would do me proud.

She's bloomin great!

She's me double

I was watching an interview with her earlier. She was saying that if people think they're great they should say so. I agree with her. Her only regret is that she hadn't shagged some of the men who'd asked her.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Dame Maggie Smith is playing me...

Damn. I feel like you’re hotter than that.

. I honestly can't think of anyone famous who looks like me.

It's a guess but I'm going with Helen Mirren.

I wish I was half as elegant

I believe you are."

I'm flattered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kathy Burke would do me proud. "
shut up. You’re having Charlize Theron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m playing me. But I’m Jimmy. The fresh newbie to the world of swing. A character some of the audience will relate to as we all take our first steps in this adventure

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Buster Keaton I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rosamund Pike to play young me

Lacey Turner.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Kathy Burke would do me proud.

She's bloomin great!

She's me double

Oh my lady pls don't also be left with that same regret

In the words of that famous song don't -------- him shag me .

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Kathy Burke would do me proud.

She's bloomin great!

She's me double

God I love her so much

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Can I please have Ruth Jones to play me. But you'll need to plump her up a bit.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Kathy Burke would do me proud.

She's bloomin great!

She's me double

Oh my lady pls don't also be left with that same regret

In the words of that famous song don't -------- him shag me . "

Very smooth R, very smooth

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Kathy Burke would do me proud.

She's bloomin great!

She's me double

God I love her so much

She has a lot of opinions I agree with

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Kathy Burke would do me proud.

She's bloomin great!

She's me double

God I love her so much

She has a lot of opinions I agree with "

Oh my lady my only desire is to tickle your fancy.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Kathy Burke would do me proud.

She's bloomin great!

She's me double

Sounds like me

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Kathy Burke would do me proud. shut up. You’re having Charlize Theron"

Isn't she rather twee to be playing an EastEnder?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Gillian Anderson.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Gillian Anderson.

That's a good shout for you .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gillian Anderson.

I need you in my life.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Gillian Anderson.

That's a good shout for you ."

Thank you M.R

(The cheque is in the post)

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I think Norman Wisdom to play me, we are similar height and build and I always seem to be putting my foot in it.

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