FabSwingers.com forum: What would you have tattooed on your fanny or your cock.

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I was thinking about intimate tattoos, there seem to be a fair few women obviously interested in playing gin rummy going from the amount of ace of spades I see tattooed on fanny pics.

Personally I’m going for this on my cock

“I gave her an inch, and she took two.

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By *ynaMike69Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

I have WHY tattooed on my schlong...when I get excited it reads 'Welcome to blackpool, Have a nice daY'

Ha ha ha

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Enter at own risk! X

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

This way and an arrow pointing away from my body

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"I was thinking about intimate tattoos, there seem to be a fair few women obviously interested in playing gin rummy going from the amount of ace of spades I see tattooed on fanny pics.

Personally I’m going for this on my cock

“I gave her an inch, and she took two.

So you gave it to her twice?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Keep a knockin but you can't come in

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

A scale in short inches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely nothing, same as on the rest of me!

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By *uietguy689Man
over a year ago

Abingdon

"Say 'ahhh'"

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I wouldn't tattoo my fanny. Sorry

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

This way up ?

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Nothing, tats don't suit me.

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By *umbriaman1962Man
over a year ago

outside of penrith

"Absolutely nothing, same as on the rest of me!"

Thought I was only one with no tattoo on here. Not against them just never fancied having one

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

No tatts, no plans.

But for the sake of the game, a can of lynx deodorant.

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Slippery when wet

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

H and when I get hard it'll say

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

"Absolutely nothing, same as on the rest of me!"

DITTO

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Slippery verge.

(That's one for the French ladies.)

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Slippery when wet"

Haha I like that one.

I’d like to see

The aloof foof tattooed above one.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I want that yellow electricity warning sign - Danger of Death. KEEP OUT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would get the word 'money' tattooed on my cock.

Then when my partners blow all my money then even I will get to enjoy it.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I thought about getting a comedy whale blowing water from it's spout in my pubic line... glad youth passed quick

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London

Everybody is a comedian, until they are actually supposed to get it tattooed.

Don't get any words tattooed there, believe me. Bad idea.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Lick here ....

just to give people the hint

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By *nked_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Durham

You can see what I chose in our pics

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I want that yellow electricity warning sign - Danger of Death. KEEP OUT"

How about trespassers will be tolerated.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Everybody is a comedian, until they are actually supposed to get it tattooed.

Don't get any words tattooed there, believe me. Bad idea. "

Chill out it's a bit of fun and besides what people do with their bodies is no one else's business

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You can see what I chose in our pics

Looks good

How was it getting it done?

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By *nked_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"You can see what I chose in our pics

Looks good

How was it getting it done? "

A lot easier than I was expecting! I want to add to it now.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You can see what I chose in our pics

Looks good

How was it getting it done?

A lot easier than I was expecting! I want to add to it now."

Sounds a bit of a silly question. But did you have a hard on when it was done.

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By *nked_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"You can see what I chose in our pics

Looks good

How was it getting it done?

A lot easier than I was expecting! I want to add to it now.

Sounds a bit of a silly question. But did you have a hard on when it was done. "

Oh god no, with all the will in the world that was never going to happen haha.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"I wouldn't tattoo my fanny. Sorry"

Would you allow temporary decoration?

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I've actually got absolutely no idea Fiddles. Any personalised suggestions for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full stop!

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

'If you can read this, you're doing something right.'

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By *oitering-With-intentMan
over a year ago

city of Lodon

I already have one on my cock, Sometimes it says SSS, but sometimes it says Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I've actually got absolutely no idea Fiddles. Any personalised suggestions for me? "

How about.

It’s hot in here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depth markings

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

The best tattoo I've seen online, was a man who had pinocchio tattooed around his cock.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"The best tattoo I've seen online, was a man who had pinocchio tattooed around his cock."

Lier.

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By *icecock7Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I have "Kneel down ye sinners" just above my cock

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By *addad99Man
over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay

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By *ozapperMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

On my inner thigh- Heaven's Above!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"The best tattoo I've seen online, was a man who had pinocchio tattooed around his cock.

Lier.

Filters won't allow me to send it you, but it's genuis

Think the novelty would soon rub off though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" ENORMOUS! " in tiny font.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
over a year ago

Bristol

W Y

A very old joke, if you know you know

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"The best tattoo I've seen online, was a man who had pinocchio tattooed around his cock."

I've seen that on fab too

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Enter at your own risk.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"The best tattoo I've seen online, was a man who had pinocchio tattooed around his cock.

Lier.

Filters won't allow me to send it you, but it's genuis

Think the novelty would soon rub off though

I thought that was faked.

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By *oquars19458Man
over a year ago

sheffield

There used to be a couple of tattoos on the net years ago

One was Homer Simpsons face on a woman's groin , the pussy lips were his mouth

The other was a guy with a big cock with a dragons head on his bell end, but the rest of the dragon went down his shaft and onto his belly

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Have a sky remote tattooed on mine

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By *inky_InkedCouple
over a year ago

Herts / Beds border

I had my cock tattooed last weekend, by a specialist tattooist who has done many, healing going well. Might put up some public pictures next week

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Still waiting to enjoy a man's tattooed cock

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By *imGimMan
47 weeks ago

london

"If most please return to...

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"I have WHY tattooed on my schlong...when I get excited it reads 'Welcome to blackpool, Have a nice daY'

Ha ha ha "

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By *ris GrayMan
47 weeks ago

Dorchester

Can't touch this

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

‘Please put back after use’

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By *hrimper36Couple
47 weeks ago

Central France dept 36

The name of that welsh place with the really long name but I’d only fit the first two letters on mine .

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
47 weeks ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Not for beginners!

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By *use and wolfCouple
47 weeks ago

angus

"Your face"

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
47 weeks ago

Somewhere between Hades and Narnia

"My other cock is a Ferrari"

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
47 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Dunk me

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By *outhDublinMan86Man
47 weeks ago

shankill

A sword but knowing me it would look like a dagger

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By *elenaSCDTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Mendip

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

I wish!!!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
47 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

The old BT symbol, when I got asked why I have BT tattooed on my cock, I’d say, “It’s for yooouu whooo”.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

A picture of a tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Mine would say Daddy's...

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By *illy IdolMan
47 weeks ago

Midlands

"Mine would say Daddy's... "

Mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"I had my cock tattooed last weekend, by a specialist tattooist who has done many, healing going well. Might put up some public pictures next week

Wow, did it hurt? I have so many Qs

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Depth gauge markings

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By *mf123Man
47 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

You cannot have my me

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
47 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"A picture of a tongue

Like the Rolling Stones logo.

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By *otsossieMan
47 weeks ago

local, but not too local

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
47 weeks ago

Belfast

If I had to, I'd get a mustache tattooed on my dick. Like those that people used to get on their finger. When I'm lucky enough to have a woman give me oral I could get pleasure and a chuckle st the same time

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By *he ass man 666Man
47 weeks ago

paradise city

"I had my cock tattooed last weekend, by a specialist tattooist who has done many, healing going well. Might put up some public pictures next week

That’s got to sting a bit having it done

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By *rsVixenMrStagCouple
47 weeks ago

North East

"There used to be a couple of tattoos on the net years ago

One was Homer Simpsons face on a woman's groin , the pussy lips were his mouth

The other was a guy with a big cock with a dragons head on his bell end, but the rest of the dragon went down his shaft and onto his belly

We’ve seen the Dragon one, Puff the Magic Dragon I think. The most impressive female one is on Reddit

Massive Cthulu style octopus covering pelvic area and legs stretching from stomach to thigh area, with its mouth where her pussy is

Far to brave for us

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By *inky ChefMan
47 weeks ago

Norwich

If I wouldn't be scared to have a tattoo on my cock, then it would be:

1" 2" 3" 4" 5" 8"

On cold or anxious days it would read 18".

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By *ris GrayMan
47 weeks ago

Dorchester

The extension is in my suitcase

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By *heshire fun cpl 2022Couple
47 weeks ago

nantwich

Jane is tattooed next to her pussy mmm ??

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By *ornycougaWoman
47 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Welcome to the Pleasuredome

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By *ris GrayMan
47 weeks ago

Dorchester

"The extension is in my suitcase

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theirs enough room for this as well

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton

"A picture of a tongue

Like the Rolling Stones logo. "

Yep lol

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
47 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

A flute on my cock, then loads of rats tattooed, running around my belly that disappear up my hoop.

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By *enis ColadaMan
47 weeks ago

Totnes

Haven't got that far yet,but I'm thinking traffic light stars,red Amber green

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Haven't got that far yet,but I'm thinking traffic light stars,red Amber green"

Is that a crab?

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By *enis ColadaMan
47 weeks ago

Totnes

"Haven't got that far yet,but I'm thinking traffic light stars,red Amber green

Is that a crab?

Scorpion

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By *rispyDuckMan
47 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

A picture of ‘Money’

So when I get aroused I get to see my monetary investment grow

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

WARNING - ch*king hazard.!

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By *ommenhimCouple
47 weeks ago

wigan

"You can see what I chose in our pics

Looks good

How was it getting it done?

A lot easier than I was expecting! I want to add to it now.

Sounds a bit of a silly question. But did you have a hard on when it was done.

Oh god no, with all the will in the world that was never going to happen haha."

It’s certainly not a hard on inducing procedure !

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Just tattoo ' Your Name' on your cock as it's a guaranteed money maker in a Pub , just say to anybody I have your name on my cock and they will bet you don't...

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Haven't got that far yet,but I'm thinking traffic light stars,red Amber green

Is that a crab?

Scorpion

Oops!

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"WARNING - ch*king hazard.! "

Don't fall in!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
47 weeks ago

Wirral.

ENTRANCE AT REAR

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By *ools and the brainCouple
47 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I'd have on the side of my peen.

FYI:

The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat your pizza only to minus 271.3*C - not much good for defrosting the pizza, let alone cooking it. The source of this energy is the sun's radiation

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

That Welsh station...

Rhyl

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"WARNING - ch*king hazard.!

Don't fall in!

Exactly

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By *angtidy42Couple
47 weeks ago

Redditch

Tracey. Would have a dolphin just to the side of her pussy hairline.

Known as "Splash the muff diving dolphin".

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Cum on then!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
47 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Cum on then!"

Yes please

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By *assie101Woman
47 weeks ago

Kent

I keep thinking about a small bell. Ding dong

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By *nnandElleCouple
47 weeks ago

Brackley

What would I get tattooed on my cock? Not much, sadly!

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Sit here

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