FabSwingers.com forum: Are you one of those people that let dogs lick you around your face?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just pulling a list together of those to avoid ..

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

#notalldogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I’m Black.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Nooooo gives me the ick seeing people do this

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

No. Even though I love dogs, and recently got another one after 11 years,I've never been a fan of being licked by them.

If they do manage it, I have to wash where they've licked immediately.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Definitely not. It makes me shudder when I see people allowing it

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

No, it's disgusting

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Never cant stand it don't even like them coming close to me .

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Absolutely no not ever ever

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Definitely not. It makes me shudder when I see people allowing it"

It’s when they kiss them back I get worried

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Not a fucking chance

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"No. I’m Black. "

More of a pussy man?

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
over a year ago

Tamworth

Absolutely not

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

Ewww no!!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I don't allow dogs to lick my face, because I've seen what they do with their tongues

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Definitely not. It makes me shudder when I see people allowing it"

Even worse when they let their dogs lick childrens' faces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who on here has videos of dogs..licking faces..

Mind you op where your tongue been lately..

Or anyones tongues.. I need to know if tongues are sti free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. I’m Black.

More of a pussy man?"

Jamaicans don’t normally lick pussy but I’m an exception I guess

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"No. I’m Black.

More of a pussy man?

Jamaicans don’t normally lick pussy but I’m an exception I guess

#notallJamaicans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not if there’s marmite in the house

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Is this possible an agreement thread .

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By *enk15Man
over a year ago

Evesham

Reminds me of years back going to a pub near our barracks and seeing a punter lying on the floor practically snogging the pub dog (Not even his own dog!)

Anyway, after he left we had a lock in and got a BJ from the landlady, so wasn't all bad

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

My lady of the forum moderation have you encountered an agreement thread before .

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Reminds me of years back going to a pub near our barracks and seeing a punter lying on the floor practically snogging the pub dog (Not even his own dog!)

Anyway, after he left we had a lock in and got a BJ from the landlady, so wasn't all bad

That's the most tenuous link ever to a sex story

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"My lady of the forum moderation have you encountered an agreement thread before ."

Its a rarity for sure but it does happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. I’m Black.

More of a pussy man?

Jamaicans don’t normally lick pussy but I’m an exception I guess

#notallJamaicans"

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

And I thought we weren't supposed to kink shame

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"My lady of the forum moderation have you encountered an agreement thread before .

Its a rarity for sure but it does happen

I was just stun for a moment

Until we got the sex story .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My lady of the forum moderation have you encountered an agreement thread before ."

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Absolutely yes of course! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Absolutely yes of course! X"

Gah! You’ve sabotaged out first ever totally in agreement thread! It was never going to last!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Absolutely yes of course! X

Gah! You’ve sabotaged out first ever totally in agreement thread! It was never going to last!

Soz!

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

No,but in the absence of clean water or piss dogs are good at cleaning the muck out of an open wound.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"No,but in the absence of clean water or piss dogs are good at cleaning the muck out of an open wound."

I'm not even going to ask

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I don't allow dogs to lick my face, because I've seen what they do with their tongues

I’ve seen the same of quite a few folk on here.

At least dogs have an incredible immune system.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

We had some friends that had three dog's and she used to let all three lick her face and in her mouth.

Fucking grim.

We are not friends anymore!

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"No,but in the absence of clean water or piss dogs are good at cleaning the muck out of an open wound.

I'm not even going to ask

Unless you have a urine infection fresh piss is sterile,and you can't always reach a wound with your own mouth.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kiss my dog goodbye when I go to work

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By *enk15Man
over a year ago

Evesham

"Reminds me of years back going to a pub near our barracks and seeing a punter lying on the floor practically snogging the pub dog (Not even his own dog!)

Anyway, after he left we had a lock in and got a BJ from the landlady, so wasn't all bad

That's the most tenuous link ever to a sex story

Maybe so, but it is pretty much the only sex story I have so I saw my opportunity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No,but in the absence of clean water or piss dogs are good at cleaning the muck out of an open wound.

I'm not even going to ask

Unless you have a urine infection fresh piss is sterile,and you can't always reach a wound with your own mouth."

Might be better to stick with the dog. Urine isn't sterile.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

tbh seeing some of the shit people lick do sexually i think having a dog lick your face is least of concerns

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

I have a face a dog wouldn’t lick lol

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I'd let my dog lick my face. She's probably cleaner than a few on here

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"No,but in the absence of clean water or piss dogs are good at cleaning the muck out of an open wound.

I'm not even going to ask

Unless you have a urine infection fresh piss is sterile,and you can't always reach a wound with your own mouth.

Might be better to stick with the dog. Urine isn't sterile. "

Fresh piss is sterile,that's why it doesn't infect you.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"I don't allow dogs to lick my face, because I've seen what they do with their tongues

I’ve seen the same of quite a few folk on here.

At least dogs have an incredible immune system. "

Exactly! Rather my dog lick my mouth than some of the human mouths here! In fact have a no kissing on meets! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No,but in the absence of clean water or piss dogs are good at cleaning the muck out of an open wound.

I'm not even going to ask

Unless you have a urine infection fresh piss is sterile,and you can't always reach a wound with your own mouth.

Might be better to stick with the dog. Urine isn't sterile.

Fresh piss is sterile,that's why it doesn't infect you.

You might wanna check that myth before you take a piss in your mouth.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"No,but in the absence of clean water or piss dogs are good at cleaning the muck out of an open wound.

I'm not even going to ask

Unless you have a urine infection fresh piss is sterile,and you can't always reach a wound with your own mouth.

Might be better to stick with the dog. Urine isn't sterile.

Fresh piss is sterile,that's why it doesn't infect you.

It is definitely not sterile, it contains bacteria. However that does not mean the bacteria it contains is inherently bad. But it is far from sterile. By the time it has left your body it will have picked up bacteria on its journey from bladder to the target.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't let dogs (or humans) lick me on the face

Urgh.

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By *oecutterMan
over a year ago

Clonakilty

Yup.

It’s amusing to see people recoiling from the idea when they suck dick, eat fanny, and lick sphincters.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I don't let dogs near me. They bring me out in a rash. Also:

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Yes i love it...the more slobber, the better

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Depends if I am feeling the love.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Yes i love it...the more slobber, the better"

That actually makes me gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No as we don't have pets in our house.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

No, I absolutely adore my dog and will cuddle him for hours but draw the line at having face licked don’t even really let him lick my hands just one or two strokes maybe as know he’s just showing love but after that no

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Yes i love it...the more slobber, the better"

Absolutely with u on that! X

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I'm having triple dog kisses this week as I'm dogsitting my 2 little grandogs! They so affectionate x

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"Yes i love it...the more slobber, the better

That actually makes me gag "

You should try it

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By *adison12Woman
over a year ago

Nr Boston

Ffs most of you put your tongue and dick anywhere and youre questioning a bit of dog slob ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People will put their tongues in any orifice yet turn their noses up at people who let dogs lick their faces..... go figure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs most of you put your tongue and dick anywhere and youre questioning a bit of dog slob ????"

Yes. That’s correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs most of you put your tongue and dick anywhere and youre questioning a bit of dog slob ????"

Lol literally just wrote the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't let dogs (or humans) lick me on the face

Urgh."

Ok so you’re pretending our meet didn’t happen. Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yeh I let dogs lick my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs lick backsides.. Poo, worms.. Same as humans licking arse then.. Op goes for a slobbery dribble snog..

Am dog tired of this dog balming post..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow. This place never ceases to amaze me. Now people are having a go at those who don't like being licked by dogs.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Wow. This place never ceases to amaze me. Now people are having a go at those who don't like being licked by dogs.

Works both ways by looks of this thread?? X

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Absolutely not. Can’t stand dogs that do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow. This place never ceases to amaze me. Now people are having a go at those who don't like being licked by dogs.

Works both ways by looks of this thread?? X

I hadn't read all the the thread - but yes, true! I don't like it but other people clearly enjoy a more intimate affection from their doggos!

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

Nope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs most of you put your tongue and dick anywhere and youre questioning a bit of dog slob ????"

I can usually be assured that the place I'm putting my tongue or dick is clean. The can't be said about a dog

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Wow. This place never ceases to amaze me. Now people are having a go at those who don't like being licked by dogs.

Works both ways by looks of this thread?? X

I hadn't read all the the thread - but yes, true! I don't like it but other people clearly enjoy a more intimate affection from their doggos! "

Alot more hygiene than alot of people I've come across tbh! Have no qualms dogs licking my face! But humans ? No thank u! Preferably prefer not to kiss meets ! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This whole tread just reminded me of this actually

https://youtu.be/txtHmthOZkg?si=bfDJP-oZt1FuEami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having seen where my dogs put their tongues it’s a no thanks from me

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

have had a few dogs in my time,, thats sounds awful,, no i dont let them lick my face

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Not when they lick there lipsticks il not thats like a 2nd hand blow job

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By *trideMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

I avoid having my face licked by dogs for hygienic reasons: I don’t find the feeling especially objectionable. Except that licking my lips is a very definite NO.

When it’s being weaned, a puppy licks its mothers’ lips to induce her to vomit the next meal. So licking an actual or potential carer’s mouth is instinctive.

Our sweat contains salts, so our skin is a good source of these for dogs. I have also been licked by cats (very rough tongues), cows (very rough tongues) and elephants (surprisingly smooth tongues). NOT on the mouth, I hasten to add. Mainly on the insides of my wrists.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I have a dog, he has licked my chin before as I moved away from a kiss from him but its not something I encourage! Its a bit

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By *aribbean King 1985Man
over a year ago

South West London

Definitely not no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This whole tread just reminded me of this actually

https://youtu.be/txtHmthOZkg?si=bfDJP-oZt1FuEami"

‘You might as well rim it’

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"Ffs most of you put your tongue and dick anywhere and youre questioning a bit of dog slob ????

I can usually be assured that the place I'm putting my tongue or dick is clean. The can't be said about a dog

Licking someone’s anus is never clean in reality. Even with douching still doesn’t remove / clean certain bacterium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs most of you put your tongue and dick anywhere and youre questioning a bit of dog slob ????

I can usually be assured that the place I'm putting my tongue or dick is clean. The can't be said about a dog

Licking someone’s anus is never clean in reality. Even with douching still doesn’t remove / clean certain bacterium

I also don't like to eat the brown bit of a banana. Am I allowed to find certain things gross?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"Ffs most of you put your tongue and dick anywhere and youre questioning a bit of dog slob ????

I can usually be assured that the place I'm putting my tongue or dick is clean. The can't be said about a dog

Licking someone’s anus is never clean in reality. Even with douching still doesn’t remove / clean certain bacterium

I also don't like to eat the brown bit of a banana. Am I allowed to find certain things gross?

I’ll give you that with the banana. I don’t like they either and I’ll add in the core of an apple as well I don’t like

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I think I might actually.

I also lick my partners' faces sometimes.

Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thankyou.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs most of you put your tongue and dick anywhere and youre questioning a bit of dog slob ????

I can usually be assured that the place I'm putting my tongue or dick is clean. The can't be said about a dog

Licking someone’s anus is never clean in reality. Even with douching still doesn’t remove / clean certain bacterium

I also don't like to eat the brown bit of a banana. Am I allowed to find certain things gross?

I’ll give you that with the banana. I don’t like they either and I’ll add in the core of an apple as well I don’t like "

People eat the core?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not when they lick there lipsticks il not thats like a 2nd hand blow job "

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Don't they leave a load of dog drool on your face when they do that, I've got cats and don't even let their little tongues lick me anywhere but I do kiss them on the top of the head lots, I guess I have double standards animal drool is a no no but mine is fine lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Never. I hate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ no. Never.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't they leave a load of dog drool on your face when they do that, I've got cats and don't even let their little tongues lick me anywhere but I do kiss them on the top of the head lots, I guess I have double standards animal drool is a no no but mine is fine lol

Head boops as we call them are a must if you have furry felines, our two sniff and paw our faces in the morning if they're hungry but they don't lick

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

Yes.

Not the mouth, though.

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

My little girl was in hospital after getting bitten by another child and it got infected. I got told by a doctor that a human bite is worse than a dogs in terms of bacteria.

Human mouths are more disgusting and problematic apparently, yet those (it would seem) are free to roam everywhere

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"No. I’m Black. "

LooooooL facts

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Absolutely not it's the ickiest thing

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Wow. This place never ceases to amaze me. Now people are having a go at those who don't like being licked by dogs.

Animal kink shaming.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

My pooch used to only give me a peck on the cheek she was taught this way so we could understand each other better as I dog bark

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"My pooch used to only give me a peck on the cheek she was taught this way so we could understand each other better as I dog bark

Don't bark

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

[Removed by poster at 26/09/23 05:58:59]

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"My little girl was in hospital after getting bitten by another child and it got infected. I got told by a doctor that a human bite is worse than a dogs in terms of bacteria.

Human mouths are more disgusting and problematic apparently, yet those (it would seem) are free to roam everywhere

Yup! This is why I prefer no kissing at meets! Human mouths are gross! X

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Tell me I'm not the only one that started reading this and wondered where it was going

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

A woman friend of mine has a dog . The dog is always pleased to see me when I call and is affectionate . She might lick my face in her excitement at seeing me .She is however choosy just like her owner . I can wash my face afterwards but it's a small price to pay for the privilege of calling on my woman friend .Love me love my dog springs to mind.

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