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"They are an escapologist who can escape from handcuffs and chains while locked in an underwater safe! J" Beef has wooden legs, but real feet. | |||
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"He has 3 women in his basement and 2 of them are actually alive ". How did you escape? | |||
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"They’re actually conjoined twins, joined at the hip. The profile pic hides it well." Created and owns the third largest hadron collider in the world. Sadly he doesn’t have the space for it so had to build it in his shed and loop it around itself over and over. The downside of this is that this inadvertently caused a time loop, not unlike Groundhog Day | |||
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"He has a penchant for Martini and Lemonade but hides it constantly in an Ovaltine mug " Is so named because they have an ongoing litigation with Sesame Street and can’t call themselves ‘the other name’ | |||
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"Has an underground volcano lair with a monorail. Plans for world domination are on hold due to industrial action by henchfolk. J" Want a job? | |||
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"He has 3 women in his basement and 2 of them are actually alive .
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"Actually works for the University of Sydney." His family created the original teabag and was famously wealthy but they lost it all in the great giraffe racing farce of 1876. It’s still a sore point to this day, especially amongst giraffes | |||
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"Actually works for the University of Sydney. His family created the original teabag and was famously wealthy but they lost it all in the great giraffe racing farce of 1876. It’s still a sore point to this day, especially amongst giraffes " Isn't actually a _ea monkey but a coffee orangutan ... and usually naps in a blanket fort | |||
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"Has financial backing by Richard Branson all because he saved Branson from a grenade in naam " Dresses up like Batman every night and runs around robbing folks, just to ‘teach that bastard Bruce a lesson’. No one knows what that lesson is | |||
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"Has financial backing by Richard Branson all because he saved Branson from a grenade in naam Dresses up like Batman every night and runs around robbing folks, just to ‘teach that bastard Bruce a lesson’. No one knows what that lesson is" Always eats soup with a straw | |||
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"Jools and the brain first met whilst filming a bodyform commercial. He was one of the cameramen whilst she was rollerskating in her bikini." Something good has found you can have too much of a good thing and has hidden their profile to limit the tens of thousands of messages from women that they receive. | |||
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"Actually short blonde and called Gavin " Looks like a young Ewan McGregor | |||
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"Is the Uk number one Elvia Presley impersonator…" Has a lucrative side gig as the body double for one of the pandas in Edinburgh zoo when they can’t be arsed to come out | |||
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"Wears a bright pink mankini under a minion suit on Tuesdays " She puts milk in first when making tea | |||
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"Wears a bright pink mankini under a minion suit on Tuesdays She puts milk in first when making tea " Definitely a single male pretending  | |||
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"Spat on my cock and jerked it. But I went soft. True story. " He has the worst blanket collection  | |||
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"Spat on my cock and jerked it. But I went soft. True story. He has the worst blanket collection "ouch Yours is second worst | |||
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"Spat on my cock and jerked it. But I went soft. True story. He has the worst blanket collection ouch
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"Spat on my cock and jerked it. But I went soft. True story. He has the worst blanket collection "For several years, believed that the toy rocking horse in their bedroom was a real horse. They had a full grooming schedule, feeding routine and mucking out chores for it. It wasn’t until recent years that they began to question where the manure came from | |||
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"Spat on my cock and jerked it. But I went soft. True story. He has the worst blanket collection
For several years, believed that the toy rocking horse in their bedroom was a real horse. They had a full grooming schedule, feeding routine and mucking out chores for it. It wasn’t until recent years that they began to question where the manure came from "Dumper of the manure | |||
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"Sleeps with a Wookiee in his bestest Star Wars pjs "Won a guiness world record for the egg and spoon race | |||
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"Still believes in Santa Claus" Still eats alphabetti spaghetti | |||
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"Still believes in Santa Claus Still eats alphabetti spaghetti " Watches rugrats when hungover and has a cry when chucky gets a new mom 3 | |||
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"Still believes in Santa Claus" Is a real life bus wanker. She gets so turned on by double deckers that she can’t help but fap every time she sees one | |||
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"Still believes in Santa Claus Is a real life bus wanker. She gets so turned on by double deckers that she can’t help but fap every time she sees one" He enjoys eating toast in the bath | |||
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"Still believes in Santa Claus Still eats alphabetti spaghetti Watches rugrats when hungover and has a cry when chucky gets a new mom 3" Once got so lost in B&M that by the time the staff found them, they’d invented their own language and had a pet flowerpot called Watson | |||
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"Still believes in Santa Claus Is a real life bus wanker. She gets so turned on by double deckers that she can’t help but fap every time she sees one" He's a double decker bus driver. | |||
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"Still believes in Santa Claus Is a real life bus wanker. She gets so turned on by double deckers that she can’t help but fap every time she sees one He's a double decker bus driver." She’s very contrary. | |||
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"Still believes in Santa Claus Is a real life bus wanker. She gets so turned on by double deckers that she can’t help but fap every time she sees one He enjoys eating toast in the bath" Has an ongoing argument with the local post office because they believe that the post boxes are goblins that eat their letters | |||
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"Do not actually own a coffee table " That is actually true, small kids sharpe corners
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"Do not actually own a coffee table That is actually true, small kids sharpe corners
The mr "Dont actually have any kids just loads of little yellow dudes that speak funny and assist them in their quest for global dominance.... | |||
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"In a past life we were married and ruled over large parts of Northern Europe, she would bathe in champagne and liked to do birdsong impressions when I was licking her clit "Likes watching unicycle racing late at night! | |||
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"In a past life we were married and ruled over large parts of Northern Europe, she would bathe in champagne and liked to do birdsong impressions when I was licking her clit
Likes watching unicycle racing late at night! "Once climbed Everest in nothing but a thong  | |||
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"Is always dressed head to toe in his home crocheted outfits" She is the only current member of the House of Lords who is also a practicing brain surgeon and Christian scientist | |||
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"He's actually a hermit who spends his time arranging his pasta collection into shapes " She hires a team of meerkats to brush her hair. | |||
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"He's actually a hermit who spends his time arranging his pasta collection into shapes She hires a team of meerkats to brush her hair." He eats the last Rolo but only sucks all the chocolate off and puts it back in the pack | |||
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"He's actually a hermit who spends his time arranging his pasta collection into shapes She hires a team of meerkats to brush her hair." I would totally love that !! | |||
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"He's actually a hermit who spends his time arranging his pasta collection into shapes " You promised that was our secret | |||
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"He's actually a hermit who spends his time arranging his pasta collection into shapes She hires a team of meerkats to brush her hair. He eats the last Rolo but only sucks all the chocolate off and puts it back in the pack " Unfortunately she was in a freak deep throat accident that destroyed her vocal chords. Due to the miracle of science, she became the recipient of the worlds first larynx transplant. The Donor (A Mr Sidney James) left an element of his spirit within them, so whenever she sees a pair of tits, she lets out a Phwoar.... Her laugh is unmistakable too... | |||
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"He's actually a hermit who spends his time arranging his pasta collection into shapes She hires a team of meerkats to brush her hair. He eats the last Rolo but only sucks all the chocolate off and puts it back in the pack Unfortunately she was in a freak deep throat accident that destroyed her vocal cords. Due to the miracle of science, she became the recipient of the worlds first larynx transplant. The Donor (A Mr Sidney James) left an element of his spirit within them, so whenever she sees a pair of tits, she lets out a Phwoar.... Her laugh is unmistakable too... "I cannot tell you how much I love this  | |||
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"Sacked from his job at the Danepak factory for constantly putting his cock in the bacon slicer..... Her name was Gladys! " Actually snorted at this one. Thank you lol | |||
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"Are both secret agents sent to Fab to infiltrate the Sydney University mission to destroy “the sex” They are currently hiding in plain sight but their cover could be blown soon due to a liking for kink "Beef. Burn protocol now! 
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"Was the stunt double for the Mountain in G o T. Also does the voice of the biker baby in the Fairy Liquid ads" Was the first person to ask Bob Holness, “can I have a ‘P’ please Bob” in the iconic quiz show Blockbusters and so created a legend! | |||
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"Linda May Simmons is the secret lovechild of Rock Legends Gene Simmons and Brian May. To ensure the truth is never revealed, she removes the hyphen from her double barreled surname. "He was channing tatums bum double in magic mike | |||
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"He actually hates sprouts F" She is *really* shy. Mrs TMN x | |||
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"Linda May Simmons is the secret lovechild of Rock Legends Gene Simmons and Brian May. To ensure the truth is never revealed, she removes the hyphen from her double barreled surname.
He was channing tatums bum double in magic mike"I'll take that for the win | |||
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"Linda May Simmons is the secret lovechild of Rock Legends Gene Simmons and Brian May. To ensure the truth is never revealed, she removes the hyphen from her double barreled surname.
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I'll take that for the win "You have quite a spectacular bum x | |||
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"Linda May Simmons is the secret lovechild of Rock Legends Gene Simmons and Brian May. To ensure the truth is never revealed, she removes the hyphen from her double barreled surname.
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"He's actually a hermit who spends his time arranging his pasta collection into shapes She hires a team of meerkats to brush her hair. He eats the last Rolo but only sucks all the chocolate off and puts it back in the pack " Sharing is caring and I'm a funshine bear  | |||
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"Linda May Simmons is the secret lovechild of Rock Legends Gene Simmons and Brian May. To ensure the truth is never revealed, she removes the hyphen from her double barreled surname.
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