FabSwingers.com forum: What would you do if u were the Other Sex for a week?

By *randMrsLP OP Couple
over a year ago

london

I often tell my wife that if I was a lady for a week, I'd fuck dozens of VWE men daily and enjot the kissing and sucking or my breasts and pussy licked day and night.

Mrs said if she was a bloke for a week, sh'ed love to ejacualte just like men and her har cock sucked hard

What would you dream of doing if you was of the opposite sex for a day/week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See how big a vegetable I could stuff up my chuff.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Seeing what it's like to be right about everything all the time

And dicks

And masturbation

And boob squidging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy and wear a load of men’s clothing because the pockets are deeper and I cbf with a handbag.

Throw away any lipstick I own.

Stay indoors where it’s safe.

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By *randMrsLP OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"See how big a vegetable I could stuff up my chuff. "

I would as well, thanks

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Probably wank a lot.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Flash my tits at Honda jazz drivers so they write their car off.

That should get them off the road.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably have better luck on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay ,at home and play with my tits

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Ride my bike over all the cobblestones roads I could find.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Become a lesbian

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Never leave the house

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Pee standing up and deliberately miss the toilet

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Pee standing up and deliberately miss the toilet

It’s not deliberate it’s just sometimes you get a duel stream going

It’s just rank if the perpetrator doesn’t clean up

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Rub it till it was sore

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Helicopter dick constantly

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

Put my dick in all the things. Consensually of course.

Helicopters.

Wanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often tell my wife that if I was a lady for a week, I'd fuck dozens of VWE men daily and enjot the kissing and sucking or my breasts and pussy licked day and night.

Mrs said if she was a bloke for a week, sh'ed love to ejacualte just like men and her har cock sucked hard

Be a complete slut and fuck non stop

What would you dream of doing if you was of the opposite sex for a day/week?"

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Pee standing up and deliberately miss the toilet

It’s not deliberate it’s just sometimes you get a duel stream going

It’s just rank if the perpetrator doesn’t clean up "

A dual stream !? Are you a colander??

... and yes it is gross if not cleaned up lol

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Probably wank a lot."

So no different to being male then

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Pee standing up and deliberately miss the toilet

It’s not deliberate it’s just sometimes you get a duel stream going

It’s just rank if the perpetrator doesn’t clean up

A dual stream !? Are you a colander??

... and yes it is gross if not cleaned up lol"

Sometimes the opening isn’t open all the way and you get a duel stream

It’s just me isn’t it? I’m just odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often tell my wife that if I was a lady for a week, I'd fuck dozens of VWE men daily and enjot the kissing and sucking or my breasts and pussy licked day and night.

Mrs said if she was a bloke for a week, sh'ed love to ejacualte just like men and her har cock sucked hard

What would you dream of doing if you was of the opposite sex for a day/week?"

Well I do my best to be a girl so I would get fucked by as many men and women as possible

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Pee standing up and deliberately miss the toilet

It’s not deliberate it’s just sometimes you get a duel stream going

It’s just rank if the perpetrator doesn’t clean up

A dual stream !? Are you a colander??

... and yes it is gross if not cleaned up lol

Sometimes the opening isn’t open all the way and you get a duel stream

It’s just me isn’t it? I’m just odd

... I think this requires some investigation work

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'd go shopping, and buy lots of nice perfume and stunning lingerie, and great clothes and fabulous boots.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'd block all men from messaging oh wait they mostly already do that I'd answer all my messages

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By *idcot58Man
over a year ago

Chepstow

I would have a group of guys fuck me and women eating my pussy

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Enjoy having the right body, for the clothes I like to wear.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Scissoring and mirror wanks

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By *etterdays2021Man
over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH

I would have sex with as many women i cud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I’d be a tomboy all week. I’m a bit contrarian like that.

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By *oquars19458Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Pee standing up and deliberately miss the toilet

It’s not deliberate it’s just sometimes you get a duel stream going

It’s just rank if the perpetrator doesn’t clean up

A dual stream !? Are you a colander??

... and yes it is gross if not cleaned up lol"

Pube accross the japs eye, up for a piss in the middle of the night, twin jets, both missing the pot

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

I would wank nonstop

shag as many as I can...fart

scratch me balls

and moan about all the horny bitches around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play with my tits and pussy

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Pee standing up and deliberately miss the toilet

It’s not deliberate it’s just sometimes you get a duel stream going

It’s just rank if the perpetrator doesn’t clean up

A dual stream !? Are you a colander??

... and yes it is gross if not cleaned up lol

Pube accross the japs eye, up for a piss in the middle of the night, twin jets, both missing the pot

Phew it’s not just me

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Phew it’s not just me

Jeopardy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna go with peeing standing up, and then wanking till I'm blind

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Find a man and make him miserable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I doubt if i was a real woman for a week i could ever cope re-entering a man's body... It's hard enough to deal with at the moment.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Spend it reading all the messages on my inbox

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I don’t normally go down this road but I shall now. I would love to be involved in a lesbian orgy, probably the most erotic fantasy I have.

Then maybe a bi orgy afterwards to try out my new private parts.

Buy a new wardrobe full of clothes when I have to go back to bloke mode.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Pee outside

Walk around at night and be left the fuck alone

Wear my respirator in shops without being hassled about it.

Mostly be left alone. It sounds glorious.

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By *ovetoedgeMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"Probably have better luck on Fab.

That's about right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Helicopter dick constantly

Tbf I still do and I’ve had mine for 26 years

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Pee standing up and deliberately miss the toilet

It’s not deliberate it’s just sometimes you get a duel stream going

It’s just rank if the perpetrator doesn’t clean up

A dual stream !? Are you a colander??

... and yes it is gross if not cleaned up lol

Pube accross the japs eye, up for a piss in the middle of the night, twin jets, both missing the pot

Oh my god that's hilarious.. I am currently laughing my head off

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Film me doing a striptease and play it back when I turned back into a man.

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By *9problemsMan
over a year ago

Winchester

I think I’d spend the week in the bath

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

"Probably have better luck on Fab.

DITTO

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Will I be fat and almost 60?

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Get a headache.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Find a man and make him miserable"

Find a woman and make her happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd probably sit there for the whole week trying to understand how men work so I could a book on it when I switched back.

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By *ucyDiamondsTV/TS
over a year ago

Nottingham

Spend the week in sexy lingerie and heels trying to get as much cock as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MMmmm i would be out there shagging everything . karen

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Flash my tits at Honda jazz drivers so they write their car off.

That should get them off the road.

The mr "

Oi why pick on Honda jazz drivers? They are awesome little cars.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"I'd probably sit there for the whole week trying to understand how men work so I could a book on it when I switched back."

Would that be the Ladybird sort or the Haynes guide sort?

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Take as many notes as I could about how the female mind works - and then put it to good use on my return....

(Knowing my luck it would be the wrong week of the month, and little in the way of shagging would occur...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first thing I’d do is start a thread about how shit men are then take it from there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first thing I’d do is start a thread about how shit men are then take it from there

^^ #allmen

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove

"Film me doing a striptease and play it back when I turned back into a man. "

I love this, looking after yourself!

If I were a man for a week I'd like to go to the local gay saunas, and on dates with straight women. Also lift heavy things, try to run a mile, watch some tearjerkers, and some porn, have an argument/get angry, get a massage - just to see if these feel any different.

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By *randMrsLP OP Couple
over a year ago

london

"Pee standing up and deliberately miss the toilet

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"Ride my bike over all the cobblestones roads I could find. "

I'd like to add to the pee standing up and then also complain about the toilet seat been left up.

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By *uge saggy boob loverMan
over a year ago

harrogate

If I had huge boobs I’d never wear a bra

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By *aulaxd2020TV/TS
over a year ago

Dudley

"Spend the week in sexy lingerie and heels trying to get as much cock as possible "
. Just a normal week then I guess ?

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