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My enemies are after me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need 30k!

If you needed 30k to escape your enemies, who would you ask?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don’t have enemies. I have fans.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Honestly at this rate, I won't ask for money to escape my enemies. I'll just hide out and let them die of their own fucking stupidity.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Honestly at this rate, I won't ask for money to escape my enemies. I'll just hide out and let them die of their own fucking stupidity."

I’m not stupid

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Honestly at this rate, I won't ask for money to escape my enemies. I'll just hide out and let them die of their own fucking stupidity.

I’m not stupid "

You're not my enemy either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Honestly at this rate, I won't ask for money to escape my enemies. I'll just hide out and let them die of their own fucking stupidity.

I’m not stupid

You're not my enemy either."

Yet.

Mwahahaha

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'd set up a go fund me on here *jokes*

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"I need 30k!

If you needed 30k to escape your enemies, who would you ask?

"

I don't escape, I fight back, but I'm devious.

Old age and treachery will always overcome youthfull enthusiasm.

Save your £30k.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Honestly at this rate, I won't ask for money to escape my enemies. I'll just hide out and let them die of their own fucking stupidity.

I’m not stupid

You're not my enemy either.

Yet.

Mwahahaha "

I don't think you're capable of going down that path. You weren't dropped on your head enough times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need 30k!

If you needed 30k to escape your enemies, who would you ask?

I don't escape, I fight back, but I'm devious.

Old age and treachery will always overcome youthfull enthusiasm.

Save your £30k. "

Maybe your enemies are your age?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d befriend my enemies and overtime were them down, gain their trust, convince them to invest in an idea I have then use the money to destroy them. They’d pay for it themselves.

Steve, wanna be friends?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d befriend my enemies and overtime were them down, gain their trust, convince them to invest in an idea I have then use the money to destroy them. They’d pay for it themselves.

Steve, wanna be friends? "

Yes but I’m poor. And I won’t be getting that juicy inheritance for a long time.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I’d befriend my enemies and overtime were them down, gain their trust, convince them to invest in an idea I have then use the money to destroy them. They’d pay for it themselves.

Steve, wanna be friends? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d befriend my enemies and overtime were them down, gain their trust, convince them to invest in an idea I have then use the money to destroy them. They’d pay for it themselves.

Steve, wanna be friends?

Yes but I’m poor. And I won’t be getting that juicy inheritance for a long time. "

Hit me up when it comes through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I need money I ask my best mate, I've asked her twice since we were 8 years old.

She has my back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d befriend my enemies and overtime were them down, gain their trust, convince them to invest in an idea I have then use the money to destroy them. They’d pay for it themselves.

Steve, wanna be friends?

Yes but I’m poor. And I won’t be getting that juicy inheritance for a long time.

Hit me up when it comes through "

You’re older than me. You might not be here xx

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

I'll banish them to the bowels of firey hell with arrows

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"I need 30k!

If you needed 30k to escape your enemies, who would you ask?

I don't escape, I fight back, but I'm devious.

Old age and treachery will always overcome youthfull enthusiasm.

Save your £30k.

Maybe your enemies are your age? "

My enemies never made it to my age.

*taps nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t have enemies. I have fans. "

How much does it cost to be your enemy and how much to be a fan?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'd ask my brother, but, I have connections and my enemies could be made to go away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t have enemies. I have fans.

How much does it cost to be your enemy and how much to be a fan?"
enemies are free. Fans are up to £30,000

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd ask my brother, but, I have connections and my enemies could be made to go away "

She knew the Krays personally ^

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

I would ask Jamie Hants for copyright of her pics and knock them out for a quid each. I should get £30k fairly quickly. Failing that, hide. My mates would choose to laugh at my dire circumstance.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Escape ?

I was raised not to run, you stand a take your beating if necessary.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would ask Jamie Hants for copyright of her pics and knock them out for a quid each. I should get £30k fairly quickly. Failing that, hide. My mates would choose to laugh at my dire circumstance."

You can buy the copyright for £50k

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done. Plus I have spare change.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I'd ask my brother, but, I have connections and my enemies could be made to go away

She knew the Krays personally ^"

They were my babysitters.

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By *hrimper36Couple
over a year ago

Central France dept 36


"I don’t have enemies. I have fans. "

Eerrrmmmm!!!!

T

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"I would ask Jamie Hants for copyright of her pics and knock them out for a quid each. I should get £30k fairly quickly. Failing that, hide. My mates would choose to laugh at my dire circumstance.

You can buy the copyright for £50k"

You've gone high there from the off. Understanding that would bail you out of the £30k situation but that leaves me right up 'Sheiß Straße'.

Can we negotiate down?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t have enemies. I have fans.

Eerrrmmmm!!!!

T"

Are you my first enemy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd ask my brother, but, I have connections and my enemies could be made to go away

She knew the Krays personally ^

They were my babysitters."

Good men.

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By *hrimper36Couple
over a year ago

Central France dept 36


"I don’t have enemies. I have fans.

Eerrrmmmm!!!!

T

Are you my first enemy? "

Enemy fuck no but fan definitely not but supporter of you being you hella yes.

T

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I'd ask my brother, but, I have connections and my enemies could be made to go away

She knew the Krays personally ^

They were my babysitters.

Good men. "

I got good Christmas presents too

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If I had enemies I'd sit down to tea with them and find out what their problem was to see if we can sort it out.

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By *entleman_spyMan
over a year ago

nearby

Wouldn't need to ask anyone, but I wouldn't spend it on something as silly as escaping..

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I need 30k!

If you needed 30k to escape your enemies, who would you ask?

"

I would fight them off for you… with my giant hamster friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need 30k!

If you needed 30k to escape your enemies, who would you ask?

I don't escape, I fight back, but I'm devious.

Old age and treachery will always overcome youthfull enthusiasm.

Save your £30k. "
This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need 30k!

If you needed 30k to escape your enemies, who would you ask?

I don't escape, I fight back, but I'm devious.

Old age and treachery will always overcome youthfull enthusiasm.

Save your £30k. This! "
- is it bad I’ve become more treacherous as I've gotten older? Nah, good-natured mischief is where it’s AT!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

The Barclays app does instant, literally instant, loans up to 50k and if you pay back on 30 days you don’t pay a penny interest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t have enemies. I have fans.

How much does it cost to be your enemy and how much to be a fan? enemies are free. Fans are up to £30,000"

I'll have a think..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Barclays app does instant, literally instant, loans up to 50k and if you pay back on 30 days you don’t pay a penny interest "

Ooohhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need 30k!

If you needed 30k to escape your enemies, who would you ask?

"

You

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably my dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't ask

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"I need 30k!

If you needed 30k to escape your enemies, who would you ask?

I don't escape, I fight back, but I'm devious.

Old age and treachery will always overcome youthfull enthusiasm.

Save your £30k. This! - is it bad I’ve become more treacherous as I've gotten older? Nah, good-natured mischief is where it’s AT! "

More treacherous or just more smart......

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"The Barclays app does instant, literally instant, loans up to 50k and if you pay back on 30 days you don’t pay a penny interest

Ooohhh"

I don’t think it’s on by design , it’s all automated, but it’s bloody handy sometimes to get big short-term loans completely for free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need 30k!

If you needed 30k to escape your enemies, who would you ask?

I don't escape, I fight back, but I'm devious.

Old age and treachery will always overcome youthfull enthusiasm.

Save your £30k. This! - is it bad I’ve become more treacherous as I've gotten older? Nah, good-natured mischief is where it’s AT!

More treacherous or just more smart...... "
Can there be one without the other !?

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By *oecutterMan
over a year ago

Clonakilty


"I need 30k!

If you needed 30k to escape your enemies, who would you ask?

"

I’d take the cash from the ATM.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need 30k!

If you needed 30k to escape your enemies, who would you ask?

I’d take the cash from the ATM.

"

Jheeeeez. Man like

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

I wouldn't have to ask anyone for JPY 30,000 so I guess I'm safe!

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