FabSwingers.com forum: I’ve just measured my penis

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What was the last thing you measured?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My horn level

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By *inkedKuntsCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Lynx Africa or TV remotes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post the results.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

My waist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My horn level "

Nice try. Not measurable

What did you really measure last

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

The robot costume I made for my 5 year old last week. I say costume, it was two sides of a cereal box, coloured in to look like a robot. I had to measure where to put the holes for the string to go over his shoulders.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lynx Africa or TV remotes?"

One of those measuring things obvs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Post the results.

Stay tuned.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My waist

Don’t be sad

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"My waist

Never do this after a weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My horn level

Nice try. Not measurable

What did you really measure last"

Gosh your being stern today....it's Monday be nicer

I'm struggling to remember

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

A window panel for replacement as the glass has become obscured

I used a metal tape measure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My horn level

Nice try. Not measurable

What did you really measure last

Gosh your being stern today....it's Monday be nicer

I'm struggling to remember "
if I couldn’t be nice on a Sunday, I’m not going to manage on a Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post the results.

Stay tuned.

You know where my inbox is.

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

The circumstanc of a tups testicles

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A sofa.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

How long I have left til I have to do this video interview.

PAIN...

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

A nurse measured my waist if that counts?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

My waist, hips and arse. Can't remember the order.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

My spare room window this morning for a new blind. I want to measure a penis though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My spare room window this morning for a new blind. I want to measure a penis though

You know where my inbox is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My spare room window this morning for a new blind. I want to measure a penis though

You know where my inbox is

Sorry I had to

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"My spare room window this morning for a new blind. I want to measure a penis though

You know where my inbox is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My height, along with some others at work

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

A piece of metal to hang my exhaust heat shield back on, because I’m a tight cunt who refuses to pay £134 for a new one.

The mr

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

My vagina width

Mrs

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"A nurse measured my waist if that counts?"

I'd like to measure your wait with my body .

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

The pallets I’ve just built

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My new shed

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"My vagina width

Mrs "

Next up, depth.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"My vagina width

Mrs

Next up, depth. "

Well the Mr dropped a penny in it as reccomended on the post and it took 2 seconds to hit base

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wall yesterday to make sure a picture was central, little things bother me…sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A wall yesterday to make sure a picture was central, little things bother me…sometimes "

What about little pickles

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"What was the last thing you measured? "

Your penis

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My finger against my phone, because of a thread on here last night.

With a tape measure, probably a window for a curtain pole.

Unless we're counting weight or volume.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"My horn level "

On a scale of 1-nymphomaniatic where are you. ?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincs

A sofa I’m getting rid and of as moving house.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

Out of topic but happy to volunteer if someone needs their penis measured

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Out of topic but happy to volunteer if someone needs their penis measured

Waves maniacally

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

My life's choices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The floor for a new rug.

Poor old bitch (the dog) keeps skating across the floor getting down from the sofa. She was splayed on the floor the other day and looked at me in embarrassment.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

"Out of topic but happy to volunteer if someone needs their penis measured

Waves maniacally "

Go on then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some posters for a possible eBay sale....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The size of plaster I’ll need to patch up my knee, after kneeling on broken glass.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"How long I have left til I have to do this video interview.

PAIN..."

For a job? Good luck. I tracked my heart during my last interview and the rate went up to 148 at one point. Needless to say they make me anxious!

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By *unnyLinguistMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"What was the last thing you measured? "

Up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What was the last thing you measured?

Your penis

You wish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My finger against my phone, because of a thread on here last night.

With a tape measure, probably a window for a curtain pole.

Unless we're counting weight or volume."
you’ve measured my penis before too

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

Points of a ceiling

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"What was the last thing you measured?

Your penis

You wish"

With my mouth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What was the last thing you measured?

Your penis

You wish

With my mouth?

Well I’ve already measured my penis. So we will be measuring the depth of your throat really

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I was going to say throat but that's been taken.

Oh, my boobs! Well under them, around them etc.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"What was the last thing you measured?

Your penis

You wish

With my mouth?

Well I’ve already measured my penis. So we will be measuring the depth of your throat really

You may well be surprised…

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

The height of my truck for bridge heights

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was going to say throat but that's been taken.

Oh, my boobs! Well under them, around them etc. "

J cup?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What was the last thing you measured?

Your penis

You wish

With my mouth?

Well I’ve already measured my penis. So we will be measuring the depth of your throat really

You may well be surprised…

I have a high opinion of you. (Despite your height). I won’t be surprised I’m sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wardrobe ..as going to replace it soon

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Out of topic but happy to volunteer if someone needs their penis measured

Waves maniacally

Go on then!"

Yus!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some posters for a possible eBay sale...."

I hope you mean the photograph type and not literal people posting on this thread ??

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

I’m moving house soon so was either space for a bed or my massive chest, I can’t remember which was more recent

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I was going to say throat but that's been taken.

Oh, my boobs! Well under them, around them etc.

J cup?

Sadly they're a B cup. Gutted for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was going to say throat but that's been taken.

Oh, my boobs! Well under them, around them etc.

J cup?

Sadly they're a B cup. Gutted for me."

I like big jubblies and that

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"I was going to say throat but that's been taken.

Oh, my boobs! Well under them, around them etc.

J cup?

Sadly they're a B cup. Gutted for me.

I like big jubblies and that"

Lovely jubblies

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton

My response.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was going to say throat but that's been taken.

Oh, my boobs! Well under them, around them etc.

J cup?

Sadly they're a B cup. Gutted for me.

I like big jubblies and that

Lovely jubblies

And nice fit arses too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My response. "

Well, it’s the taking part that

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

The width of the wall I’m sticking a shower tray in

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

A writing book my daughter had to stick pictures into last night!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I wish it was something 'interesting' like the flow rate of some Argon, but it was a fence panel.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Probably the distance that I traveled yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wall

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

The last bit of timer for the beveled panel in making.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

It was I believe the distance between Armadale and Kyle of Lockalsh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've remembered, it was my going out bag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've remembered, it was my going out bag."

You literally get sexier with every comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A writing book my daughter had to stick pictures into last night!"

Was it homework. I am dreading homework

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I've remembered, it was my going out bag."

Ooh lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Measured my mind op..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've remembered, it was my going out bag.

Ooh lush

Hey! Hey!

Eyes on me!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I've remembered, it was my going out bag.

Ooh lush

Hey! Hey!

Eyes on me! "

I have my eyes everywhere

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"A writing book my daughter had to stick pictures into last night!

Was it homework. I am dreading homework "

Not exactly, it was one of these things where you take the class teddy home at the weekend and you have to write a diary about what it did......

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

south west

A piece of wood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A piece of wood"
same

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

The girth of my largest dildo using a measuring tape i got from a Christmas cracker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The girth of my largest dildo using a measuring tape i got from a Christmas cracker."

What did it measure at? I’m trying to compare myself to kenneth

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"What was the last thing you measured? "

It wasn’t me doing the measuring, but I had to go for a health check now I’m 45. Height, weight, waist, blood pressure, pulse, cholesterol… all measured.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wardrobe

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Last thing I measured was my chest area for a new bra, unfortunately I couldn't find my tailors tape so had to use a DIY measuring tape from the tool box, worked ok but a bit cold and harsh around the nipples.

But I found a really good conversion site, they asked for 5 different measurements instead of the usual 2 which gave a rather good result for a better than normal fit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last thing I measured was my chest area for a new bra, unfortunately I couldn't find my tailors tape so had to use a DIY measuring tape from the tool box, worked ok but a bit cold and harsh around the nipples.

But I found a really good conversion site, they asked for 5 different measurements instead of the usual 2 which gave a rather good result for a better than normal fit."

I watched One of my partners do this two weeks ago

That’s freaky.

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