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"Is it Jack ?" No | |||
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"Is it Jack ? I’m not in a box " Told you | |||
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"Is it Jack ? No" Ffs | |||
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"A cat, is it alive or dead or both simultaneously." Very good remember brian cox talking the same bolocks | |||
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"If there's a hole in the back and it's your willy I won't be happy. "The holes at the top nothing to do with Willy's | |||
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"If there's a hole in the back and it's your willy I won't be happy.
The holes at the top nothing to do with Willy's "Just checking. | |||
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"Is it Gwyneth Paltrow's head?" Oh your so close It was going to be but she need it for zoom meeting | |||
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"Pizza" Its not that shaped box | |||
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"Because I envy your normal life… It seams envy is my sin But that's not the answer in this case . J" | |||
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"Dick in a box. Mrs TMN x" Your all cock fixated no | |||
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"A boxing glove on a spring..?" Nope its not . | |||
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"The soul of your mortal enemy " Good one wonko But no he doesn't have a soul .but he's defernatly a knob . | |||
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"Because I envy your normal life… J" That just sent a shiver down my spine  | |||
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"Can I take the money.....or.do I have to open the box?? "There is an oldy but good If you guess what it is I'll give you the money myself. Plus you have to pass the yes no questions before you can have a chance at the money . | |||
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"Is it Pandora?? I knew a Pandora once , never got to see her box though .. ( Old person reference) "The readers of Hourse and hound would like to know...... | |||
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"Can I take the money.....or.do I have to open the box??
There is an oldy but good
If you guess what it is I'll give you the money myself.
Plus you have to pass the yes no questions before you can have a chance at the money .
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"Is it Pandora?? I knew a Pandora once , never got to see her box though .. ( Old person reference) "No it not her | |||
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"The bunny. Now.... Put the bunny back in the box!" Not a bunny | |||
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"A lawnmower" Wish I was I need one could do with strimer too. | |||
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"Is it Pandora?? I knew a Pandora once , never got to see her box though .. ( Old person reference)
The readers of Hourse and hound would like to know......"Ah a Hugh grant reference But no . | |||
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"Can I take the money.....or.do I have to open the box??
There is an oldy but good
If you guess what it is I'll give you the money myself.
Plus you have to pass the yes no questions before you can have a chance at the money .
Is it a gherkin?"Nope could do with some | |||
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"Is it another slightly smaller box?" Nope | |||
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"cat? but is it dead or alive, no peeking?" No asked and answered above | |||
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"Is it a cricketers box with all his tackle still in it?" I don't recognise your answer .you sir are still under investigation for war crimes. | |||
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"Is it Pandora?? I knew a Pandora once , never got to see her box though .. ( Old person reference)
The readers of Hourse and hound would like to know......"Great Film  | |||
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"A dildo" Simple answer No | |||
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"Maltesers." Wish it was no sorry | |||
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"Is it a "Shrubbery"? Even older reference. "Sadly no but Maya gave me a mint plant I've put that outside . | |||
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"Is it Pandora?? I knew a Pandora once , never got to see her box though .. ( Old person reference)
The readers of Hourse and hound would like to know......
Great Film "Indeed. | |||
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"I have combed through all of the evidence and evaluated - soulless…. A knobhead…. As Im not in a box it’s not me….. but im thinking inside the box is a toilet and in the toilet is the career of …. Bugger its flushed….. now we’ll never know….. !!!! " Well deduced sir but alas not the solution. I admire the flush of inspiration you had . | |||
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"How big is the Master?" Depends who asking most women I tell its 7 inches 8 on good day but not had many of them in recent times . As for the box Its not offerly big . | |||
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"Well I'm guessing that cane has taken a battering over the years. You treated yourself to a new one?" It had when I bought it that one was used just for photo Purposes but yes I do need to get a new one .thanks for reminding me. | |||
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"Ahaaaaaa!!! No it’s gone!!! No it’s back again… soulless and a knobhead what has the head of a cock and no soul…is it The Prime Minister??? Or a clitoral stimulator and i think we know those 2 things are unlikely to be confused … "Nope not the Prime minister But might be use for cliteral stimulation You know these women here anything possible. | |||
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"Ahaaaaaa!!! No it’s gone!!! No it’s back again… soulless and a knobhead what has the head of a cock and no soul…is it The Prime Minister??? Or a clitoral stimulator and i think we know those 2 things are unlikely to be confused …
Nope not the Prime minister
But might be use for cliteral stimulation
You know these women here anything possible.
"Is it portable?? With a big head and plugs in the mains ??? Is it a washing machine?  | |||
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"Ahaaaaaa!!! No it’s gone!!! No it’s back again… soulless and a knobhead what has the head of a cock and no soul…is it The Prime Minister??? Or a clitoral stimulator and i think we know those 2 things are unlikely to be confused …
Nope not the Prime minister
But might be use for cliteral stimulation
You know these women here anything possible.
Is it portable?? With a big head and plugs in the mains ??? Is it a washing machine? "It is portable Its not a washing machine . | |||
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"Would Harry Potter have one by any chance? And would hermione turn into uber slut if she got her hands on it? "No its not a magic wand | |||
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"Is it a cricketers box with all his tackle still in it? I don't recognise your answer .you sir are still under investigation for war crimes." We Do not recognise the court's jurisdiction * plants a bomb under the jury's bench). | |||
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"A Sky box or Freeview box? So wires & emits rubbish?.. "No | |||
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"A rabbit. He's pulling a rabbit out of the box." that was Tommy Cooper i think! | |||
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"An atlas? " No sorry | |||
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" Air" Yep their air in box but also an item | |||
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"Another box" No sorry | |||
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"A junction?" A junction ? | |||
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"I'm going out on a limb here. Is it pot pourri that smells like love juices?" No but pls re submitted to my dragons den thread .I'm in | |||
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