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"Vodka and tonic please Lady Just Coming up. " My apologies, ice and lemon? | |||
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"A dry white and a pint of Guinness please. " Not in the same glass surely? | |||
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"A dry white and a pint of Guinness please. Not in the same glass surely?" I can't leave the wife out so if your short I'll just have a half. | |||
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"Coors light if I'm out but bud '66 in the house! " I've just asked, they have not got coors only normal bud. | |||
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"Coors light if I'm out but bud '66 in the house! I've just asked, they have not got coors only normal bud." Shame! both go down a treat when ice cold an you can drink them all night an not feel bloated! and before you know it youre like a buckled wheel | |||
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"Fosters for me please Lightweight " Cant drink shorts they make me ill, going out with family tonight so gotta be a good girl | |||
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"Fosters for me please Lightweight Cant drink shorts they make me ill, going out with family tonight so gotta be a good girl " Right half a Stella then! Don't complain it's ordered | |||
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"vodka/ for me please and a southern comfort/lemonade for him! Cheers " Righto it's sat on the bar waiting for you | |||
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"Vodka and tonic please Lady Just Coming up. My apologies, ice and lemon?" MMMM Yes please xxx | |||
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"Vodka and tonic please Lady Just Coming up. My apologies, ice and lemon? MMMM Yes please xxx" On it's way, help yourself to the finger buffett | |||
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"A pint of Ruddles County (or whatever decent real ale they have on draught) and a Vodka and Coke for the Mrs please. I'll get the next round in " I don't know alot about real ale so bring your own is probably best but the v&c is on. | |||
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"Fosters for me please Lightweight Cant drink shorts they make me ill, going out with family tonight so gotta be a good girl Right half a Stella then! Don't complain it's ordered" Stella!!! Im gonna be on my back | |||
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"have you a jukebox???" Jukebox is on and it's free credits all night. Knock yourself out | |||
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"A pint of the usual please, and a double for Ron. " We both know rons barred but Im getting your usual blue wkd ready | |||
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"free jukebox, in that case a glass of house white please (puts on thunderstruck by acdc on jukebox to strike up the atmosphere)" Whole lotta Rosie had better be next else your out | |||
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"The first sip of anything alcoholic gives me permission to relax " Right I'm taking you to the back room for alcohol and relaxation therapy | |||
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"both and whole lotta rosie is coming on, oh and if the spice girls come on i pressed the wrong buttons....honest" If the spice girls come on your barred. No ifs, no buts! | |||
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"A pint of the usual please, and a double for Ron. We both know rons barred but Im getting your usual blue wkd ready" Sorry about the "Ron Incident" I'll have one for Eve then | |||
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"I cant have an alcoholic one, am back on double antibiotics " Aw not good sexy get well soon xxx | |||
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"I'm driving tonight but can u put a stella in the tap for when I finish work plz " Consider it done. | |||
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"A glass of nicely chilled champagne would be lovely - thank you." Moet ? | |||
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"Cant decide what I fancy..." Hurry up I'm rushed off my feet! | |||
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"A pint of the usual please, and a double for Ron. We both know rons barred but Im getting your usual blue wkd ready Sorry about the "Ron Incident" I'll have one for Eve then " Eves parole is only just up, so what's she having as long as she behaves her self | |||
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"A pint of real ale off the hand pump for me, from whichever brewery is closest to the pub - failing that, a single malt, preferably Islay - cheers! " Arkells is nearest so islay it is then. Next! | |||
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"Sex on the beach please.... " Apologies I missed you order!!! Bourmouth, Southampton or Weymouth ? | |||
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