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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

this cheeky chappy turned up at our house today and made himself at home. his name is Oscar and he wanted to meet my fab friends...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

It didnt take him long to get you out of your clothes!

Hello oscarxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Oscar x

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

You've got a sex gnome!

I mean, I've seen them in the shops but I thought only the hard core anal fans had them.

So go on, tell us which of you and how much? Up to the beard? Or all the way to his boots?

And what did he do with his fishing rod?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"It didnt take him long to get you out of your clothes!

Hello oscarxxx"

He used to be snow white, but drifted. Mae West.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Oscar x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey there Oscar, welcome to forum-land. xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've got a sex gnome!

I mean, I've seen them in the shops but I thought only the hard core anal fans had them.

So go on, tell us which of you and how much? Up to the beard? Or all the way to his boots?

And what did he do with his fishing rod?

He is mine, jules, 25 quid, birthday money. Take a closer look at his nose !!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Does Oscar have a cock nose?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Does Oscar have a cock nose?"

Fuck nose

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I cant see his nose cause i lost my close up glasses

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Does Oscar have a cock nose?

Fuck nose"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a closer look at his nose !!!!"

could u turn him to the left a tad please I wanna check out the nose on a different angle ............. giggling now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with you down to your skimpies and your hand on his shiny red helmet, no wonder he's wearing such a big smile

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I hope u got his permission to put his face pic up in public on a swingers site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Oscar welcome to the mad house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww what a cutie .... A great big hello from me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Take a closer look at his nose !!!!"

could u turn him to the left a tad please I wanna check out the nose on a different angle ............. giggling now

Will do, but judt off out, its got a upturn and bulbus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"with you down to your skimpies and your hand on his shiny red helmet, no wonder he's wearing such a big smile

Hes a perv, its his hand his holding up im concerned about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope u got his permission to put his face pic up in public on a swingers site

O feck, off to the naughty step I go!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a more animated visitor this afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Take a closer look at his nose !!!!"

could u turn him to the left a tad please I wanna check out the nose on a different angle ............. giggling now

Will do, but judt off out, its got a upturn and bulbus"

wot about the gnome's nose?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

""Take a closer look at his nose !!!!"

could u turn him to the left a tad please I wanna check out the nose on a different angle ............. giggling now

Will do, but judt off out, its got a upturn and bulbus

wot about the gnome's nose?

Is is a bulbous 7.5 inches?

We all know how excited Jules gets about 7.5 inches...

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"this cheeky chappy turned up at our house today and made himself at home. his name is Oscar and he wanted to meet my fab friends..."

hope he's coming camping

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"this cheeky chappy turned up at our house today and made himself at home. his name is Oscar and he wanted to meet my fab friends...

hope he's coming camping

I would have thought so. You have to be camp to wear that much blusher with that outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he a nazi gnome ?

I'm a bit worried about his salute

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is he a nazi gnome ?

I'm a bit worried about his salute

He is a happy chappy, no nazi in him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"this cheeky chappy turned up at our house today and made himself at home. his name is Oscar and he wanted to meet my fab friends...

hope he's coming camping

He can be the camp mascot, so long as all knght guards him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Take a closer look at his nose !!!!"

could u turn him to the left a tad please I wanna check out the nose on a different angle ............. giggling now

Will do, but judt off out, its got a upturn and bulbus

wot about the gnome's nose?

Is is a bulbous 7.5 inches?

We all know how excited Jules gets about 7.5 inches...

Dont we all ladies,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is he a nazi gnome ?

I'm a bit worried about his salute

He is a happy chappy, no nazi in him. "

Phew ! You know what those nazis did in camps ....

Sorry, just re-watching the Odessa File .....

so he'll be parked outside your flaps then ? Tent ones .... When he comes to north wales

Will it be like a secret sign ?

Busy or all welcome ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he turns around he will have a moustache

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If he turns around he will have a moustache

Are you saying I have a hairy foof? I so do not, xxx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"this cheeky chappy turned up at our house today and made himself at home. his name is Oscar and he wanted to meet my fab friends..."
Hes cute in a creepy kinda way, but i dont like gnomes....funny pic though...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is he a nazi gnome ?

I'm a bit worried about his salute

He is a happy chappy, no nazi in him.

Phew ! You know what those nazis did in camps ....

Sorry, just re-watching the Odessa File .....

so he'll be parked outside your flaps then ? Tent ones .... When he comes to north wales

Will it be like a secret sign ?

Busy or all welcome ?

We shall have to decide that between us, he can be shared out, as he is a very caring gnome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If he turns around he will have a moustache

Are you saying I have a hairy foof? I so do not, xxx

a foof

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If he turns around he will have a moustache

Are you saying I have a hairy foof? I so do not, xxx

a foof

Smooth as a babys bum here, no fur here, xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are gnomes going to be the new pampas grass?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are gnomes going to be the new pampas grass?

Im bollocks then, got loads of different ones, or im a sad bastard xxx

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By *ngelsdevilWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside

That's brilliant, gnomes are great but he is amazing!!! I want one!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Asda selling them

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Has he farted yet??? Tempting is the fab oracle on sbd's....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are gnomes going to be the new pampas grass?

I'm off to Asda to get one.... Especially if you get the hot topless lady with them.

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