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I’ll start with making them do the thing they said they’d do the first time of asking | |||
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"You simply cannot improve perfection. God made woman FROM man for a reason. " Was that coz god was a bloke and therefore inherently lazy so instead of making a whole new person he just sneaked a bit off a man? | |||
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"That valve between cock & brain needs sorting. Surely nature should have evolved by now that both can be used simultaneously "Noooo. Don't talk nonsense. The cock has evolved so it has its own brain. Let it be. | |||
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"Also another thing, give them periods so they aren’t so fucking fertile 24/7 "  | |||
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"You simply cannot improve perfection. God made woman FROM man for a reason. Was that coz god was a bloke and therefore inherently lazy so instead of making a whole new person he just sneaked a bit off a man? IN* the words of Ariana Grande, God is a woman " | |||
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"That valve between cock & brain needs sorting. Surely nature should have evolved by now that both can be used simultaneously "Yes!! | |||
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"They'd iron my shirt and make me a sandwich. " Do you think they’d be any good at making sandwiches? | |||
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"That valve between cock & brain needs sorting. Surely nature should have evolved by now that both can be used simultaneously "Haha that’s class | |||
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"They'd iron my shirt and make me a sandwich. Do you think they’d be any good at making sandwiches? " I am ace at making sandwiches thank you very much. My cheese/marmite/ peanut butter/ marmalade is a veritable taste sensation | |||
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"They'd iron my shirt and make me a sandwich. Do you think they’d be any good at making sandwiches? " They should practice | |||
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"I'm going to be bit of a party pooper here and sorry Fluffy...as know its shits n giggles. But why are we so focused on improving others, when we could all improve ourselves, for the betterment of ourselves, our interactions, our behaviours, our relationships, our emotional intelligence, how we interact with our own emotions and regulation of these. Would this not help the interactions we have others, I find alot of people lay the blame externally. Wheres as, as humans were often the problem as tye saying goes ' if we don't go within you go without'. It's my responsibility to go internally and make that change.... ..."  | |||
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"I'm going to be bit of a party pooper here and sorry Fluffy...as know its shits n giggles. But why are we so focused on improving others, when we could all improve ourselves, for the betterment of ourselves, our interactions, our behaviours, our relationships, our emotional intelligence, how we interact with our own emotions and regulation of these. Would this not help the interactions we have others, I find alot of people lay the blame externally. Wheres as, as humans were often the problem as tye saying goes ' if we don't go within you go without'. It's my responsibility to go internally and make that change.... " Be careful there fella, if you go any further internal you could be in danger of disappearing up your own arse | |||
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"I'm going to be bit of a party pooper here and sorry Fluffy...as know its shits n giggles. But why are we so focused on improving others, when we could all improve ourselves, for the betterment of ourselves, our interactions, our behaviours, our relationships, our emotional intelligence, how we interact with our own emotions and regulation of these. Would this not help the interactions we have others, I find alot of people lay the blame externally. Wheres as, as humans were often the problem as tye saying goes ' if we don't go within you go without'. It's my responsibility to go internally and make that change.... Be careful there fella, if you go any further internal you could be in danger of disappearing up your own arse "Bravo my friend, you've bested me what can I say.....I doth my cap to you, for such a well thought out and witty retort, keep striving, and keep being better you're smashing it.... | |||
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" Be careful there fella, if you go any further internal you could be in danger of disappearing up your own arse "Perhaps. But he’s also absolutely correct. | |||
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"I'm going to be bit of a party pooper here and sorry Fluffy...as know its shits n giggles. But why are we so focused on improving others, when we could all improve ourselves, for the betterment of ourselves, our interactions, our behaviours, our relationships, our emotional intelligence, how we interact with our own emotions and regulation of these. Would this not help the interactions we have others, I find alot of people lay the blame externally. Wheres as, as humans were often the problem as tye saying goes ' if we don't go within you go without'. It's my responsibility to go internally and make that change.... Rant over, on a side note I'm fucking amazing by the way, and make a banging BLT sandwich for brekkie..I even know how to iron, and throw a Henry hoover around..." Ffs ghandi there’s a party popper with your name on it going straight up your arse | |||
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"I'm going to be bit of a party pooper here and sorry Fluffy...as know its shits n giggles. But why are we so focused on improving others, when we could all improve ourselves, for the betterment of ourselves, our interactions, our behaviours, our relationships, our emotional intelligence, how we interact with our own emotions and regulation of these. Would this not help the interactions we have others, I find alot of people lay the blame externally. Wheres as, as humans were often the problem as tye saying goes ' if we don't go within you go without'. It's my responsibility to go internally and make that change.... Rant over, on a side note I'm fucking amazing by the way, and make a banging BLT sandwich for brekkie..I even know how to iron, and throw a Henry hoover around..." Jeeeezzzzz lighten up  | |||
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"Make them stronger, more resilient, and less needy. " Hang on, that’s a bit 1950s | |||
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"You improve men in the same manner as you improve the dough when making bread: by adding yeast. Where does yeast come from? #LadiesAndThrush" Bluergh  | |||
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"They'd iron my shirt and make me a sandwich. Do you think they’d be any good at making sandwiches? I am ace at making sandwiches thank you very much. My cheese/marmite/ peanut butter/ marmalade is a veritable taste sensation "That sounds utterly revolting | |||
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"I'm going to be bit of a party pooper here and sorry Fluffy...as know its shits n giggles. But why are we so focused on improving others, when we could all improve ourselves, for the betterment of ourselves, our interactions, our behaviours, our relationships, our emotional intelligence, how we interact with our own emotions and regulation of these. Would this not help the interactions we have others, I find alot of people lay the blame externally. Wheres as, as humans were often the problem as tye saying goes ' if we don't go within you go without'. It's my responsibility to go internally and make that change.... Rant over, on a side note I'm fucking amazing by the way, and make a banging BLT sandwich for brekkie..I even know how to iron, and throw a Henry hoover around... Ffs ghandi there’s a party popper with your name on it going straight up your arse " | |||
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"I'm going to be bit of a party pooper here and sorry Fluffy...as know its shits n giggles. But why are we so focused on improving others, when we could all improve ourselves, for the betterment of ourselves, our interactions, our behaviours, our relationships, our emotional intelligence, how we interact with our own emotions and regulation of these. Would this not help the interactions we have others, I find alot of people lay the blame externally. Wheres as, as humans were often the problem as tye saying goes ' if we don't go within you go without'. It's my responsibility to go internally and make that change.... Rant over, on a side note I'm fucking amazing by the way, and make a banging BLT sandwich for brekkie..I even know how to iron, and throw a Henry hoover around... Ffs ghandi there’s a party popper with your name on it going straight up your arse
"‘Bend over and take it like a man… super duper dildo’ | |||
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"Make them stronger, more resilient, and less needy. Hang on, that’s a bit 1950s "The good old days 
When men were men | |||
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"Make it so that you CAN follow him…….without having to follow the advice “leave it ten minutes if I were you”
"Omg yes no more stinky poos! | |||
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"I’m reliably informed that improving aim would be high on the wish list. Certainly when firing boxers towards the washing basket. " You know what a washing basket is?! | |||
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"Make it so that you CAN follow him…….without having to follow the advice “leave it ten minutes if I were you”
Omg yes no more stinky poos!"Truth. No aroma stings at the back of the throat more…..than 10 pints of Guinness and a doner kebab loaded thunder dump. | |||
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"Make them stronger, more resilient, and less needy. Hang on, that’s a bit 1950s "You say that like it’s a bad thing. Don’t get me wrong: much has improved since then. But men’s strength, resilience, and self-confidence aren’t among them. | |||
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"I'm going to be bit of a party pooper here and sorry Fluffy...as know its shits n giggles. But why are we so focused on improving others, when we could all improve ourselves, for the betterment of ourselves, our interactions, our behaviours, our relationships, our emotional intelligence, how we interact with our own emotions and regulation of these. Would this not help the interactions we have others, I find alot of people lay the blame externally. Wheres as, as humans were often the problem as tye saying goes ' if we don't go within you go without'. It's my responsibility to go internally and make that change.... Rant over, on a side note I'm fucking amazing by the way, and make a banging BLT sandwich for brekkie..I even know how to iron, and throw a Henry hoover around... Ffs ghandi there’s a party popper with your name on it going straight up your arse
‘Bend over and take it like a man… super duper dildo’ "Explosive going in, normally it's explosive the other way | |||
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"I’m reliably informed that improving aim would be high on the wish list. Certainly when firing boxers towards the washing basket. " Perhaps we should make men change their boxers more often too | |||
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"I honestly can't answer this as I'm a fucking delight and need no improvements "That you are grumps | |||
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"Make them stronger, more resilient, and less needy. Hang on, that’s a bit 1950s
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Don’t get me wrong: much has improved since then. But men’s strength, resilience, and self-confidence aren’t among them.
"True that. Smash the patriarchy I say | |||
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"You’re more than welcome to try. People have tried to “ improve me as a human “ but all have failed. I have a problem with authority you see, do apologise. My mum even got the vicar around once to have a chat with me
The mr "Did you get exorcised? | |||
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"Following on from Dan’s thread
I’ll start with making them do the thing they said they’d do the first time of asking "Commitment. Doing the thing you said you'd do, long after the mood you said in has left you. | |||
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"They'd iron my shirt and make me a sandwich. " I'm not the best a ironing.... But I can make hell of a. Sandwich. | |||
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"Following on from Dan’s thread
I’ll start with making them do the thing they said they’d do the first time of asking
Commitment. Doing the thing you said you'd do, long after the mood you said in has left you. "And then we wouldn’t need to keep asking you every 6 months! | |||
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"You’re more than welcome to try. People have tried to “ improve me as a human “ but all have failed. I have a problem with authority you see, do apologise. My mum even got the vicar around once to have a chat with me
The mr
Did you get exorcised? "Definitely not, I was not letting a priest tie me to a bed as a teenage boy
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"Give us breasts… This is also my theory of what wiped out dinosaurs." If men had breasts they’d never get anything done  | |||
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"A tight leash and muzzle in public " Ooh that’s kinky | |||
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". Smash the patriarchy I say "Oh, how I wish we could post pics here. My wife is a lucky woman. I do ALL of the cooking and shopping. | |||
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"You’re more than welcome to try. People have tried to “ improve me as a human “ but all have failed. I have a problem with authority you see, do apologise. My mum even got the vicar around once to have a chat with me
The mr
Did you get exorcised?
Definitely not, I was not letting a priest tie me to a bed as a teenage boy
The mr "Fair one  | |||
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"You simply cannot improve perfection. God made woman FROM man for a reason. " Yeah men are good for spare parts  | |||
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"Stop them saying what they think we want to hear. " I completely agree with this | |||
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"Make them stronger, more resilient, and less needy. Hang on, that’s a bit 1950s
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Don’t get me wrong: much has improved since then. But men’s strength, resilience, and self-confidence aren’t among them.
"Sure let's send our men to be cannon fodder, I hear it's very character building 
But seriously, shorter poop times. Why does it take so long? | |||
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"You simply cannot improve perfection. God made woman FROM man for a reason. Yeah men are good for spare parts " | |||
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"Stop them saying what they think we want to hear. " Then slip us a bit of paper with what you want us to say. | |||
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"Following on from Dan’s thread
I’ll start with making them do the thing they said they’d do the first time of asking
Commitment. Doing the thing you said you'd do, long after the mood you said in has left you.
And then we wouldn’t need to keep asking you every 6 months!"I only need asking once. | |||
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"If they don't want to change, leave them to it. No need to improve good men. The shit men should stay shit so they are easily avoided. " Hahaha - this is so true | |||
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"Make them stronger, more resilient, and less needy. Hang on, that’s a bit 1950s
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Don’t get me wrong: much has improved since then. But men’s strength, resilience, and self-confidence aren’t among them.
Sure let's send our men to be cannon fodder, I hear it's very character building
But seriously, shorter poop times. Why does it take so long? "It doesn’t. We’re avoiding you. | |||
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"Have em all enjoy clothes shopping, and love rom-coms" Oh. I can do this one. | |||
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"They warm up cold feet uncomplainingly and bring breakfast in bed without having to be asked. " I'll even throw in glitter | |||
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"They warm up cold feet uncomplainingly and bring breakfast in bed without having to be asked. " You mean after the first sleepover ? Surely it’s the woman’s job once we’ve shown them how to do it ? | |||
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"They warm up cold feet uncomplainingly and bring breakfast in bed without having to be asked. You mean after the first sleepover ? Surely it’s the woman’s job once we’ve shown them how to do it ? "I’m remarkably slow on the uptake and need showing a good 2 or 3 dozen times. | |||
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"They warm up cold feet uncomplainingly and bring breakfast in bed without having to be asked. I'll even throw in glitter " Glittery feet | |||
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"You simply cannot improve perfection. God made woman FROM man for a reason. Was that coz god was a bloke and therefore inherently lazy so instead of making a whole new person he just sneaked a bit off a man? " Yeah. He just bodged the job with a couple of rusty nails and some Gorilla tape. It's why the female body is more prone to pain and suffering  | |||
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"Cover them in glitter, sparkles and sequins lol" Especially on the penis. Glitter penis needs to happen, eventually! | |||
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"Following on from Dan’s thread
I’ll start with making them do the thing they said they’d do the first time of asking "Ridiculous- youve asked once and we will do it… no point repeating yourself every 6 months - we will get around to it!! | |||
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"You simply cannot improve perfection. God made woman FROM man for a reason. Was that coz god was a bloke and therefore inherently lazy so instead of making a whole new person he just sneaked a bit off a man? Yeah. He just bodged the job with a couple of rusty nails and some Gorilla tape. It's why the female body is more prone to pain and suffering "Agreed | |||
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"Cover them in glitter, sparkles and sequins lol Especially on the penis. Glitter penis needs to happen, eventually!" Most definitely ! | |||
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"Cover them in glitter, sparkles and sequins lol Especially on the penis. Glitter penis needs to happen, eventually! Most definitely ! "I'm going to shop I may return with glitter, and apply to my penis and upload the pic | |||
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"Cover them in glitter, sparkles and sequins lol Especially on the penis. Glitter penis needs to happen, eventually! Most definitely !
I'm going to shop I may return with glitter, and apply to my penis and upload the pic "I totally think you should!! | |||
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"Cover them in glitter, sparkles and sequins lol Especially on the penis. Glitter penis needs to happen, eventually! Most definitely !
I'm going to shop I may return with glitter, and apply to my penis and upload the pic
I totally think you should!!"OK deal is, if I do! get it fabbed to the hot pics | |||
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"Cover them in glitter, sparkles and sequins lol Especially on the penis. Glitter penis needs to happen, eventually! Most definitely !
I'm going to shop I may return with glitter, and apply to my penis and upload the pic
I totally think you should!!OK deal is, if I do! get it fabbed to the hot pics " | |||
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"Cover them in glitter, sparkles and sequins lol Especially on the penis. Glitter penis needs to happen, eventually! Most definitely !
I'm going to shop I may return with glitter, and apply to my penis and upload the pic
I totally think you should!!
OK deal is, if I do! get it fabbed to the hot pics "I'm in!! Page one of hot pics! | |||
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"Cover them in glitter, sparkles and sequins lol" You've never been Brighton then | |||
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"Cover them in glitter, sparkles and sequins lol You've never been Brighton then" Au cointraire I've been several times lol | |||
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"Make them stronger, more resilient, and less needy. Hang on, that’s a bit 1950s
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Don’t get me wrong: much has improved since then. But men’s strength, resilience, and self-confidence aren’t among them.
Sure let's send our men to be cannon fodder, I hear it's very character building
But seriously, shorter poop times. Why does it take so long?
It doesn’t. We’re avoiding you. "I knew it! Not looking to harass you though, just need to use the toilet. Go hide in your man caves like good boys | |||
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"A tight leash and muzzle in public " I think that works better in the privacy of a dungeon | |||
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"Cover them in glitter, sparkles and sequins lol Especially on the penis. Glitter penis needs to happen, eventually! Most definitely !
I'm going to shop I may return with glitter, and apply to my penis and upload the pic
I totally think you should!!OK deal is, if I do! get it fabbed to the hot pics "Fabbed | |||
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