FabSwingers.com forum: How can we improve Women, Fabsters?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Obviously a volume / mute button would be useful, that goes without saying

But what else?

(p.s. it’s just a *fun* thread, my lovelies, don’t take it too seriously. Please. Fanks! And don’t worry, someone will start an equivalent men thread soon which will be much more popular than this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn off periods

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Little less sexy, little less turned off by one comment for life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well they could answer their Fab messages for a start, right fellas? I mean .. it’s rude not to! *

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Turn off periods "

Ooooh yes this.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Well they could answer their Fab messages for a start, right fellas? I mean .. it’s rude not to! *

I love being rude in as many ways as possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make heating free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give them everything they want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also can we cancel mood swings please(':

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Can we get a valve or something for some of the more spray-ey models?

LvM

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"Give them everything they want? "

Lol but you don't know what you want!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

90% sale in Agent Provocateur also

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Oooh and I'm sure K would love a built in thermostat.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk-in wardrobe. And walk -in wardrobe for shoes.

Am I asking too much?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

No menopausal dryness.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Strong pelvic floor muscles as standard.

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By *rystal DreamtimeTV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

Thigh boots and corsets is usually enough for me ... oh and painted lips

Other than that .. they are perfect

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Driving lessons ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh and I'm sure K would love a built in thermostat.

LvM"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Driving lessons ?

Parking lessons for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strong pelvic floor muscles as standard. "

Absolutely this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Driving lessons ?

And you are walking on the edge here

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By *essaMayWoman
over a year ago

Fairytale Wood

You can't "I'm practically perfect in every way"- promptly bursts into song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women would be better if they were men.

Less desirable. But better.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Women would be better if they were men.

Less desirable. But better. "

What ^ he meant to say was they’d be better *off*. As in, less subjugated by the systemic inequalities of the patriarchy. Not actually ‘better’. Because that would be a stupid thing to say.

Right?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Make high heels illegal

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"How can we improve Women, Fabsters?"

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Degrade the (premium) qualities of men. Women will improve by default.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a mute button to stop them cumming so loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't "I'm practically perfect in every way"- promptly bursts into song

You really are though!!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Clone them to increase the ratio of men = women

That should stop 1 whinge.. sorry I meant excuse…. Problem. Problem that was the word

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

A full remap of the control system / less crying and tantrums…. Learn left and right not point right and say left ( yes you know you do it!) be happy if you think your bum looks big in something don’t ask a bloke then get arsey when he agrees with your evaluation and make it like its his fault your arse is big… always check if your partner needs a blowjob before work - he has a very stressful job - not like yours where it’s sitting around all day drinking tea and slagging off Jane from accounts because shes younger than you and nothing has gone south yet! …. I may add to this list later if I’m still alive!!

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

Put the "turn me on" button somewhere more easily reachable than hidden under many layers of clothes and between the legs...

Better would be back of the neck or something. FLip it on for sex.

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

How about a "honest answer" option if you really just need an answer without having to guess what she means or expects?

"Where do you wanna go for dinner?" "I don't care. You pick." "Okay the italian" "Oh, I don't know if I am dressed up enough for that"

Just choose the option "honest answer" and she'll tell you "nandos, and I will steal your humus but won't order any mself even if you ask me" (or whatever)

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ve been here almost 3 years, and not once have I been offered a sandwich or had my shirt ironed.

Absolutely applauding behaviour.

The mr

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Make heating free. "

Menopausal women supply heat for free

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

If this was a thread about things to improve of men.. we would be on thread #124 by now

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

How can you improve on perfection?

I know, smooth eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm amazed no one has posted..."turn their wanting to say no off" ?

Ie: "will you meet me?

Can I have a blowjob?

Do u do anal?

Or are you boys too chicken to admit you'd like that upgrade? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women would be better if they were men.

Less desirable. But better.

What ^ he meant to say was they’d be better *off*. As in, less subjugated by the systemic inequalities of the patriarchy. Not actually ‘better’. Because that would be a stupid thing to say.

Right?"

No I said what I said. Men are better than women. Women would be better if they were just like us!

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

The most important ability is availability

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Turn off periods "

I'm with this one. I just can't imagine how painful it is. Plus the PMT is stressful, lol

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Women are fine as they are. For true improvement one should look inwards

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I'm amazed no one has posted..."turn their wanting to say no off" ?

Ie: "will you meet me?

Can I have a blowjob?

Do u do anal?

Or are you boys too chicken to admit you'd like that upgrade? Lol

Upgrade the anal, to dry anal then I'll admit it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm amazed no one has posted..."turn their wanting to say no off" ?

Ie: "will you meet me?

Can I have a blowjob?

Do u do anal?

Or are you boys too chicken to admit you'd like that upgrade? Lol

They'd probably like that in a humorous way.

But to admit to it in a serious way would make them a dangerous individual.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Give them a zip like zippy would be a good start

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove

"Put the "turn me on" button somewhere more easily reachable than hidden under many layers of clothes and between the legs...

Better would be back of the neck or something. FLip it on for sex."

Oh but they are! Back of neck, hands, arms, knees, back, blahblah touch anywhere. It's just more of a wind up crank than an on-off switch

I'd say massive improvement would be more upper body musculature, for hauling the family foodshop and for the heavier housework

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I like mine the way she is thanks.

Oh go on then… just temper her libido very slightly.

I can’t keep up lately. Drained me so many times last night I went for a wee this morning and just a few grains of sand dropped out.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I like mine the way she is thanks.

Oh go on then… just temper her libido very slightly.

I can’t keep up lately. Drained me so many times last night I went for a wee this morning and just a few grains of sand dropped out."

Ready to take over the controls when you need me cap'n!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make heating free.

Menopausal women supply heat for free

Yes, we do. Night sweats..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was born with imperfections if you cannot like me for that.. Just saying. No one needs to change anything.. Op.. Be yourselves ladies always.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make heating free.

Menopausal women supply heat for free

Yes, we do. Night sweats.. "

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Women would be better if they were men.

Less desirable. But better.

What ^ he meant to say was they’d be better *off*. As in, less subjugated by the systemic inequalities of the patriarchy. Not actually ‘better’. Because that would be a stupid thing to say.

Right?

No I said what I said. Men are better than women. Women would be better if they were just like us! "

So women need to be dicks, oops I meant have dicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was born with imperfections if you cannot like me for that.. Just saying. No one needs to change anything.. Op.. Be yourselves ladies always.

Missed the part of the OP that said it’s fun, don’t take it seriously?

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Give them a zip like zippy would be a good start

On their lower lips

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Stop them having cold feet - it’s coming to Winter now and I jump every time C gets in bed and sticks her feet on my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a reset button lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wimmin should have a sense of humour.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’m not sure you can improve on perfection

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"A full remap of the control system / less crying and tantrums…. Learn left and right not point right and say left ( yes you know you do it!) be happy if you think your bum looks big in something don’t ask a bloke then get arsey when he agrees with your evaluation and make it like its his fault your arse is big… always check if your partner needs a blowjob before work - he has a very stressful job - not like yours where it’s sitting around all day drinking tea and slagging off Jane from accounts because shes younger than you and nothing has gone south yet! …. I may add to this list later if I’m still alive!!

I'll give you a head start so off you go.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I like mine the way she is thanks.

Oh go on then… just temper her libido very slightly.

I can’t keep up lately. Drained me so many times last night I went for a wee this morning and just a few grains of sand dropped out."

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Wimmin should have a sense of humour."

...but you can only laugh with men, not at men, ok?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Wimmin should have a sense of humour.

...but you can only laugh with men, not at men, ok?"

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Make the G-spot a big red button on the stomach or something. Easy to find. Or a set of directions "Follow Mons Parkway down, passing Majora and Minora Ways. Under the Hood overpass and into the tunnel. Gräfenberg Place should be above you. If you get to Cervical Cul-de-sac, you've gone much too far"

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make the G-spot a big red button on the stomach or something. Easy to find. Or a set of directions "Follow Mons Parkway down, passing Majora and Minora Ways. Under the Hood overpass and into the tunnel. Gräfenberg Place should be above you. If you get to Cervical Cul-de-sac, you've gone much too far"

LvM"

*Re-routing* *Re-routing*

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

we are angels through and through really

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Wimmin should have a sense of humour."

The men women pick shows that women already have a sense of humour

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Wimmin should have a sense of humour.

...but you can only laugh with men, not at men, ok?"

Spoilsport

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By *addad99Man
over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay

Can't they just have one wardrobe with a few shoes and handbags chucked in the bottom.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Have them choose their playmates by the cake they’re offered and someone’s spider catching ability.

Not looks

Joke.. before I’m stoned or ostracised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't they just have one wardrobe with a few shoes and handbags chucked in the bottom."

Sacrilege

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Can you improve a lost cause?

Lots to be improved but will it really change anything in the end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can they just smile more?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

It would be nice if they were a little less needy at times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can they just smile more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wimmin should have a sense of humour.

The men women pick shows that women already have a sense of humour

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