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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So what's the strangest thing that you have woken up with after a night on the pop, other than a person?!

I only ask I have just looked up to see a pot of coriander on my bedroom window sill

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"So what's the strangest thing that you have woken up with after a night on the pop, other than a person?!

I only ask I have just looked up to see a pot of coriander on my bedroom window sill

At least it wasn't growing out of your foof!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Very true granny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someones shoe...not my shoe or anyone i know and i can't remember how i acquired it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke to find kebab meat stuck to my bum cheek cannot even remember eating it lol

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

A big metal amber warning lamp (the old 1s they used to attach to road cones)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True story……

Whilst on a rig undergoing remedial work in a Rotterdam dry-dock….!.

I was rudely awoken by the sound of horrendous snoring only to find a d*unken Dutch Welder had somehow managed to gain access to my cabin and had climbed into the top bunk in which I was already sleeping and he was just lying there fast asleep top-to toe with me….!. …

When I shouted, Oi what the fuk is going on here,,,, he just snuggled his head under his arm and never budged……

I was properly peeved and unable to assmeble rational thought other than wanting to take to the lifeboats,,,, but we were in dry dock !!!....so what use would that have been sheeeeezzzz...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big metal amber warning lamp (the old 1s they used to attach to road cones)

I haven't been on the drink with you have I? I've woke up with a traffic cone in bed with me before. Can't remember how it got there though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mobile in a pint glass of water.

I've also woken up in the bath!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

a xmas tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of Armani glasses none of my friends wear glasses so no idea who's they were or where they came from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to get a bottle of as a mixer woke up a few hours later in bed hugging it.....

MissD

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I once woke up with all the lights on, fully dressed apart from one shoe. I've never collected anything extraneous on the way home.

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