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Granny has a cold

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

She's not making a big song and dance about it but her little comments hint at the need for some TLC, and possibly tissues.

Is there anyone able to rub Vick on her chest? Make her some chicken noodle soup? Clean her car?

Get better soon Granny.

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

I have a crevice tool I can post to her...

Hope this helps...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"She's not making a big song and dance about it but her little comments hint at the need for some TLC, and possibly tissues.

Is there anyone able to rub Vick on her chest? Make her some chicken noodle soup? Clean her car?

Get better soon Granny."

Granny poorly? Granny needing TLC? I have her down as one of the toughest and most resilient on here so I am surprised. But hey, I wish her she gets better soon and find a nice strong man to rub Vic whwrever she wants it... and complies with all her worldly needs without delay!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"She's not making a big song and dance about it but her little comments hint at the need for some TLC, and possibly tissues.

Is there anyone able to rub Vick on her chest? Make her some chicken noodle soup? Clean her car?

Get better soon Granny.

Granny poorly? Granny needing TLC? I have her down as one of the toughest and most resilient on here so I am surprised. But hey, I wish her she gets better soon and find a nice strong man to rub Vic whwrever she wants it... and complies with all her worldly needs without delay! "

Never seen War of the Worlds ?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"She's not making a big song and dance about it but her little comments hint at the need for some TLC, and possibly tissues.

Is there anyone able to rub Vick on her chest? Make her some chicken noodle soup? Clean her car?

Get better soon Granny.

Granny poorly? Granny needing TLC? I have her down as one of the toughest and most resilient on here so I am surprised. But hey, I wish her she gets better soon and find a nice strong man to rub Vic whwrever she wants it... and complies with all her worldly needs without delay!

Never seen War of the Worlds ?"
Not til I joind fabs

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have a crevice tool I can post to her...

Hope this helps..."

Erm, I don't know what a crevice tool is but as we all have crevices then I can't see any harm.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

This thread is in poor taste.

I am dying ..... look

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"This thread is in poor taste.

I am dying ..... look "

I'm sorry Granny. I saw you that you were poorly and I thought poor taste was called for.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"This thread is in poor taste.

I am dying ..... look

I'm sorry Granny. I saw you that you were poorly and I thought poor taste was called for."
I thnk we should ask Granny what she considers helpful? I was going to suggest a polyphonic version of "Soft Kitty" or, alternatively "Ave Maria" but feel we might end up having the music sheets inserted somewhere where a paper cut would really hurt?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"This thread is in poor taste.

I am dying ..... look

I'm sorry Granny. I saw you that you were poorly and I thought poor taste was called for."

I have no taste! ( no smart remarks please )

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"This thread is in poor taste.

I am dying ..... look

I'm sorry Granny. I saw you that you were poorly and I thought poor taste was called for.I thnk we should ask Granny what she considers helpful? I was going to suggest a polyphonic version of "Soft Kitty" or, alternatively "Ave Maria" but feel we might end up having the music sheets inserted somewhere where a paper cut would really hurt? "

My choir has a lovely version of Ave Maria on the youtube. Maybe we should do Soft Kitty just for Granny.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"This thread is in poor taste.

I am dying ..... look

I'm sorry Granny. I saw you that you were poorly and I thought poor taste was called for.I thnk we should ask Granny what she considers helpful? I was going to suggest a polyphonic version of "Soft Kitty" or, alternatively "Ave Maria" but feel we might end up having the music sheets inserted somewhere where a paper cut would really hurt?

My choir has a lovely version of Ave Maria on the youtube. Maybe we should do Soft Kitty just for Granny."

I know she would love it.. she just said she had no taste

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"This thread is in poor taste.

I am dying ..... look

I'm sorry Granny. I saw you that you were poorly and I thought poor taste was called for.

I have no taste! ( no smart remarks please ) "

How about some stoopid, dumb remarks?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"This thread is in poor taste.

I am dying ..... look

I'm sorry Granny. I saw you that you were poorly and I thought poor taste was called for.

I have no taste! ( no smart remarks please )

How about some stoopid, dumb remarks?"

That'll do nicely ...... I'll assume the Graham Norton Red chair pose....

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"This thread is in poor taste.

I am dying ..... look

I'm sorry Granny. I saw you that you were poorly and I thought poor taste was called for.

I have no taste! ( no smart remarks please )

How about some stoopid, dumb remarks?"
Cannot think of a smart answer.. so i ll be in the queue

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I found the most stoopid granny joke on the internet I could find:

What's blue and fucks grannys?

Hyperthermia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get well soon granny xx

Where do you want the vick rubbed?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Get well soon granny xx

Where do you want the vick rubbed?"

On Lickety's foof please.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Get well soon granny xx

Where do you want the vick rubbed?

On Lickety's foof please."

Will that make you better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I

What's blue and fucks grannys?

"

Me in my lucky blue coat

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Get well soon granny xx

Where do you want the vick rubbed?

On Lickety's foof please.

Will that make you better?"

Laughing always helps.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Get well soon granny xx

Where do you want the vick rubbed?

On Lickety's foof please.

Will that make you better?

Laughing always helps."

Rub away. We'll call it my care in the community contribution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get well soon granny xx

Where do you want the vick rubbed?

On Lickety's foof please.

Will that make you better?

Laughing always helps.

Rub away. We'll call it my care in the community contribution."

The things I do to help, ok lay down and spread em lickety. Still rubbing, sorry got carried away

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Get well soon granny xx

Where do you want the vick rubbed?

On Lickety's foof please.

Will that make you better?

Laughing always helps.

Rub away. We'll call it my care in the community contribution.

The things I do to help, ok lay down and spread em lickety. Still rubbing, sorry got carried away "

It's very warm here.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Jeeze - is she not better yet?

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