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Crocodiles Save a Dog

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Stunned indian watchers saw a stray dog chased by a pack of wild dogs and the only escape for the dog was to jump into scrocodile infested river. Horrified onlookers saw three mugger crocodiles approach the dog and feared the worst. Instead, the three crocodiles gently nudged the dog back to a safe part of the shore line away from the dangerous pack. Now idiotic scientists who are obsessed with finding complex solutions for simple activity are claiming 'sentient empathy between species'.

No No No. The Crocs were simply not hungry that day and their bellies were full having feasted on an antelope or something. On another day these evil buggers would have gobbled down the dog ....

Scientists my arse...

What's going on here uys? Its all over the news

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Oh it's not evil. Just organisms trying meet their needs. Doing what the need to do to survive and thrive.

I'm kinder when I'm not hungry too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh it's not evil. Just organisms trying meet their needs. Doing what the need to do to survive and thrive.

I'm kinder when I'm not hungry too."

But evil organisms though!

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Were the crocodiles saving the dog for later?

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton

Obviously already eaten, dog would of been gone otherwise.

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Few animals kill unecessarily as it clears their habitat of food for the future. Only humans constantly kill for fun; for no reason.

The crocs just decided that if they kept the one dog alive the pack of pursuers would think the crocs were benign and would persue the single dog into the river.

Thereby giving the crocs a feast of a whole dog pack rather than one scrawny dog. Simple when you think about it and for the doubters of my logic; Crocs have been around 95 million years. They must have learnt something in that time.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Few animals kill unecessarily as it clears their habitat of food for the future. Only humans constantly kill for fun; for no reason.

The crocs just decided that if they kept the one dog alive the pack of pursuers would think the crocs were benign and would persue the single dog into the river.

Thereby giving the crocs a feast of a whole dog pack rather than one scrawny dog. Simple when you think about it and for the doubters of my logic; Crocs have been around 95 million years. They must have learnt something in that time. "

# Not all Humans

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"Few animals kill unecessarily as it clears their habitat of food for the future. Only humans constantly kill for fun; for no reason.

The crocs just decided that if they kept the one dog alive the pack of pursuers would think the crocs were benign and would persue the single dog into the river.

Thereby giving the crocs a feast of a whole dog pack rather than one scrawny dog. Simple when you think about it and for the doubters of my logic; Crocs have been around 95 million years. They must have learnt something in that time. "

Ever seen a Zander or Fox for example killing spree?

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"Oh it's not evil. Just organisms trying meet their needs. Doing what the need to do to survive and thrive.

I'm kinder when I'm not hungry too.

But evil organisms though! "

Like natural born killer evil?

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton


"Few animals kill unecessarily as it clears their habitat of food for the future. Only humans constantly kill for fun; for no reason.

The crocs just decided that if they kept the one dog alive the pack of pursuers would think the crocs were benign and would persue the single dog into the river.

Thereby giving the crocs a feast of a whole dog pack rather than one scrawny dog. Simple when you think about it and for the doubters of my logic; Crocs have been around 95 million years. They must have learnt something in that time.

Ever seen a Zander or Fox for example killing spree?"

To be fair he did start with 'few animals' but should of clarified with 'some humans'.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


".... the only escape for the dog was to jump into scrocodile infested river. "

Is this some sort of Shark/Crocodile mutant?

Is it poisonous/vicious/does Tom like it or not?

Why isn't this Frankenbeast all over the news?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Were the crocodiles saving the dog for later?"
always one!

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

No idea what's going on there Tom, maybe you should go there, get in the water and ask the crocodiles themselves? Let us know how you get on please.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Stunned indian watchers saw a stray dog chased by a pack of wild dogs and the only escape for the dog was to jump into scrocodile infested river. Horrified onlookers saw three mugger crocodiles approach the dog and feared the worst. Instead, the three crocodiles gently nudged the dog back to a safe part of the shore line away from the dangerous pack. Now idiotic scientists who are obsessed with finding complex solutions for simple activity are claiming 'sentient empathy between species'.

No No No. The Crocs were simply not hungry that day and their bellies were full having feasted on an antelope or something. On another day these evil buggers would have gobbled down the dog ....

Scientists my arse...

What's going on here uys? Its all over the news "
they couldn't be arsed with a chiwhuahua would hardly even touch the sides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So mugger crocodiles. Mugger by name but not by nature.

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By *ister_EMan
over a year ago

Hayling Island

I've spent time with and around crocs in Africa. Hunting them to capture for research, and being stalked and hunted by them in turn. They are not evil! But they are completely unpredictable, cold, calculating and completely ruthless! I feared them more than sharks, snakes, lions, leopards or hippos or buffalo. You would sometimes see the same croc watching you for weeks with apparent disinterest then suddenly for no discernable reason it would suddenly start to stalk you with ruthless intent.

We understand plenty about their biology but I don't think we'll ever understand their psychology!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I've spent time with and around crocs in Africa. Hunting them to capture for research, and being stalked and hunted by them in turn. They are not evil! But they are completely unpredictable, cold, calculating and completely ruthless! I feared them more than sharks, snakes, lions, leopards or hippos or buffalo. You would sometimes see the same croc watching you for weeks with apparent disinterest then suddenly for no discernable reason it would suddenly start to stalk you with ruthless intent.

We understand plenty about their biology but I don't think we'll ever understand their psychology!"

Enough said these are cunning conniving buggers

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Oh it's not evil. Just organisms trying meet their needs. Doing what the need to do to survive and thrive.

I'm kinder when I'm not hungry too.

But evil organisms though! "

Are they anything like multiple organisms?

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon


"Stunned indian watchers saw a stray dog chased by a pack of wild dogs and the only escape for the dog was to jump into scrocodile infested river. Horrified onlookers saw three mugger crocodiles approach the dog and feared the worst. Instead, the three crocodiles gently nudged the dog back to a safe part of the shore line away from the dangerous pack. Now idiotic scientists who are obsessed with finding complex solutions for simple activity are claiming 'sentient empathy between species'.

No No No. The Crocs were simply not hungry that day and their bellies were full having feasted on an antelope or something. On another day these evil buggers would have gobbled down the dog ....

Scientists my arse...

What's going on here uys? Its all over the news "

Crocs definitely don't just kill bc they're hungry. Many a time i sat outside a tent and watched them pick off unsuspecting animals then leaving them to rot in the river. In the camp I used to go to the workers there used to poke the dead animals down the river with branches bc of the smell. The crocodiles casually looked on. They had no interest in eating any of them.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Breaking news that there has been a crocodile attack in Florida. A passer by saw a 13 ft crocodile with human remains in its mouth. Hunters then slayed the bugger and cut him open like a tin can. Inside were human remains. They then killed the crocodile presumably to set an example to others

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Breaking news that there has been a crocodile attack in Florida. A passer by saw a 13 ft crocodile with human remains in its mouth. Hunters then slayed the bugger and cut him open like a tin can. Inside were human remains. They then killed the crocodile presumably to set an example to others"

Crocodile in Florida? In a zoo, presumably!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Breaking news that there has been a crocodile attack in Florida. A passer by saw a 13 ft crocodile with human remains in its mouth. Hunters then slayed the bugger and cut him open like a tin can. Inside were human remains. They then killed the crocodile presumably to set an example to others"

So they killed it, opened it up then killed it again?

Crocs are tough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Breaking news that there has been a crocodile attack in Florida. A passer by saw a 13 ft crocodile with human remains in its mouth. Hunters then slayed the bugger and cut him open like a tin can. Inside were human remains. They then killed the crocodile presumably to set an example to others

Crocodile in Florida? In a zoo, presumably!"

Like what you did there

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Breaking news that there has been a crocodile attack in Florida. A passer by saw a 13 ft crocodile with human remains in its mouth. Hunters then slayed the bugger and cut him open like a tin can. Inside were human remains. They then killed the crocodile presumably to set an example to others

Crocodile in Florida? In a zoo, presumably!

Like what you did there "

Don't encourage the hecklers Jennie

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Breaking news that there has been a crocodile attack in Florida. A passer by saw a 13 ft crocodile with human remains in its mouth. Hunters then slayed the bugger and cut him open like a tin can. Inside were human remains. They then killed the crocodile presumably to set an example to others

Crocodile in Florida? In a zoo, presumably!

Like what you did there

Don't encourage the hecklers Jennie"

We don't need any encouragement- we're here for pleasure

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Breaking news that there has been a crocodile attack in Florida. A passer by saw a 13 ft crocodile with human remains in its mouth. Hunters then slayed the bugger and cut him open like a tin can. Inside were human remains. They then killed the crocodile presumably to set an example to others

Crocodile in Florida? In a zoo, presumably!

Like what you did there

Don't encourage the hecklers Jennie

We don't need any encouragement- we're here for pleasure "

I always enjoy Tom's posts but sometimes a bit of pedantry is needed to keep him om track.

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By * and P southeastCouple
over a year ago

essex

Maybe they were vegan crocodiles xx

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Maybe crocs just need a better pr agency, this can only help their cause

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Breaking news that there has been a crocodile attack in Florida. A passer by saw a 13 ft crocodile with human remains in its mouth. Hunters then slayed the bugger and cut him open like a tin can. Inside were human remains. They then killed the crocodile presumably to set an example to others

Crocodile in Florida? In a zoo, presumably!

Like what you did there

Don't encourage the hecklers Jennie

We don't need any encouragement- we're here for pleasure

I always enjoy Tom's posts but sometimes a bit of pedantry is needed to keep him om track. "

I've spent the last two years trying to educate him on the difference between poisonous and venomous- at this point i've given up and reverted back to full on sarcasm and piss taking

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