FabSwingers.com forum: You lot are a bad influence!

By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

After a thread earlier in the week set me craving I finally succumbed and just had a huge jacket potato with cheese and beans and coleslaw in the side. (burp)

How does the forum influence the way you behave?

What itches has a thread started that you've just had to scratch?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Bugger, you mentioned itches...that's set the fecking Scabies off again

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Bugger, you mentioned itches...that's set the fecking Scabies off again

Train em, like a flea circus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What itches has a thread started that you've just had to scratch?

I’m on the look out for Tinned Sprouts,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it does. Do you remember Ben's scone thread!?

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"What itches has a thread started that you've just had to scratch?

I’m on the look out for Tinned Sprouts,,,

Have I missed a thread about farting the alphabet?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Biscuits, whenever they are mentioned I end up wanting one or several.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What itches has a thread started that you've just had to scratch?

I’m on the look out for Tinned Sprouts,,,

Actually, I might end up checking the shelves for those. Not to buy but just to see if they exist. I like my sprouts fresh and green.

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Biscuits, whenever they are mentioned I end up wanting one or several."

Just saw doughnuts mentioned... Think I've got some in the freezer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've ordered a couple of DVD's before after reading a mention of them here, have also ordered take-out when I hadn't even realized I was hungry

I've attempted to take on board the occassional cooking tip but I always fuck that up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What itches has a thread started that you've just had to scratch?

I’m on the look out for Tinned Sprouts,,,

Have I missed a thread about farting the alphabet?

Flatulence issues aside…

They were mentioned in a thread the other day and mentioned again today,,,,, its like the fickle hand of fate is sending me a subliminal message to try them out….

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've ordered a couple of DVD's before after reading a mention of them here, have also ordered take-out when I hadn't even realized I was hungry

I've attempted to take on board the occassional cooking tip but I always fuck that up

Do you end up cooking the fucking tips?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Great thread and I dont know where to start. One forumite always leads me into temptation, another always makes me stay up later than I want to, another tempts and dares me to do things I would not usually do. Then there is one with whom I have a history containing tomato ketchup... and so the story continues...

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"After a thread earlier in the week set me craving I finally succumbed and just had a huge jacket potato with cheese and beans and coleslaw in the side. (burp)

How does the forum influence the way you behave?

What itches has a thread started that you've just had to scratch?

and I thought you was a friend. starting a thread about food when im still nill by mouth pahhh gues what i want now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've ordered a couple of DVD's before after reading a mention of them here, have also ordered take-out when I hadn't even realized I was hungry

I've attempted to take on board the occassional cooking tip but I always fuck that up

Do you end up cooking the fucking tips?"

Yes, in my special oven

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"What itches has a thread started that you've just had to scratch?

I’m on the look out for Tinned Sprouts,,,

Actually, I might end up checking the shelves for those. Not to buy but just to see if they exist. I like my sprouts fresh and green."

defo exist I bought some a while ago

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"What itches has a thread started that you've just had to scratch?

I’m on the look out for Tinned Sprouts,,,

Have I missed a thread about farting the alphabet?

Flatulence issues aside…

They were mentioned in a thread the other day and mentioned again today,,,,, its like the fickle hand of fate is sending me a subliminal message to try them out….

Subliminal messages you say...

Could you be TEMPTED by a DEVILs food cake Soxy? Would it make you feel like fucking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What itches has a thread started that you've just had to scratch?

I’m on the look out for Tinned Sprouts,,,

Have I missed a thread about farting the alphabet?

Flatulence issues aside…

They were mentioned in a thread the other day and mentioned again today,,,,, its like the fickle hand of fate is sending me a subliminal message to try them out….

Subliminal messages you say...

Could you be TEMPTED by a DEVILs food cake Soxy? Would it make you feel like fucking?

Hey....I really like cake...! so I'd sure give it a go....but is this another of your cunning ploys to lure View and me to perform in a Bukkcake spectacular for you!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I think I get the blame for the "krispy Kreme" epidemics of 2012 and 2013.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I think I get the blame for the "krispy Kreme" epidemics of 2012 and 2013.....

Indeed! So much so that I even noticed that they sell KK kufflinks. Now they are selling red velvet doughnuts. I've been KK klean this year and now you've mentioned them again...

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I think I get the blame for the "krispy Kreme" epidemics of 2012 and 2013.....

Indeed! So much so that I even noticed that they sell KK kufflinks. Now they are selling red velvet doughnuts. I've been KK klean this year and now you've mentioned them again..."

I don't think you're responsible for the three day gridlock in Edinburgh caused by a new krispy kreme store!

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"What itches has a thread started that you've just had to scratch?

I’m on the look out for Tinned Sprouts,,,

Have I missed a thread about farting the alphabet?

Flatulence issues aside…

They were mentioned in a thread the other day and mentioned again today,,,,, its like the fickle hand of fate is sending me a subliminal message to try them out….

Subliminal messages you say...

Could you be TEMPTED by a DEVILs food cake Soxy? Would it make you feel like fucking?

Hey....I really like cake...! so I'd sure give it a go....but is this another of your cunning ploys to lure View and me to perform in a Bukkcake spectacular for you!

I can happily make one, its a big three layer 10 inch one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a thread earlier in the week set me craving I finally succumbed and just had a huge jacket potato with cheese and beans and coleslaw in the side. (burp)

How does the forum influence the way you behave?

What itches has a thread started that you've just had to scratch?

swinging saved my life to some extent, before i got into this i was doing alot of illegal things to make easy money, but since joining this ive been busy meeting people on here and not selling things

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Ok ok enough is enough ..

NO MORE TALK ABOUT FOOD PLEASE...

I'm still nill by mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What itches has a thread started that you've just had to scratch?

I’m on the look out for Tinned Sprouts,,,

Have I missed a thread about farting the alphabet?

Flatulence issues aside…

They were mentioned in a thread the other day and mentioned again today,,,,, its like the fickle hand of fate is sending me a subliminal message to try them out….

Subliminal messages you say...

Could you be TEMPTED by a DEVILs food cake Soxy? Would it make you feel like fucking?

Hey....I really like cake...! so I'd sure give it a go....but is this another of your cunning ploys to lure View and me to perform in a Bukkcake spectacular for you!

I can happily make one, its a big three layer 10 inch one

Omg… T.D….. In the name of cock smothering are mustard….. I’ll supply the mixed fruit ,,, you get the bowl out and lets whisk up some batter mix and invite the whole world to lick our spoons clean………

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What itches has a thread started that you've just had to scratch?

I’m on the look out for Tinned Sprouts,,,

Morrisons

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Bugger, you mentioned itches...that's set the fecking Scabies off again

Just got rid of mine, touch wood. That's why I have "Not meeting at present" on my profile. The missus works as a carer in the community and brings all sorts of untold evils back with her

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