FabSwingers.com forum: PWs Orgy Application Form

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After speaking to PW over cam for approximately 3 seconds at the MLS We've decided to organise an Orgy specifically for her.

This is an age resticted application so you can only apply if you're between 35 and 55

About the Orgy it'll be mixed orgy with PW in the centre being pampered by all.

Desired skills;

* Must have slept with more than 2 people.

* Woman must be bisexual.

* Must be good with fingers and tongues.

* Must have experience finding the clit and g-spot.

* Must be able to give sensual breast massages (oils not included)

You must have good personal hygiene and pubic hair to be trimmed/shaven.

During the application process we'll compile a list of successful applicants who will them move onto the interview stage and will let you know as and when dates have been cemented, if you hear nothing with in 10 working days unfortunately you have been unsuccessful.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'll just watch from outside then...

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just watch from outside then...

LvM"

There's also a position for topless waiter so you don't have to stand outside in the cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m too fat.

But……..I make awesome cakes, and you know what the say…….. never trust a thin chef.

I’ll cater for the party.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'll just watch from outside then...

LvM

There's also a position for topless waiter so you don't have to stand outside in the cold

I've got just the pants for the job

Need me to pick you up a pair too M?

LvM

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Woo hoo for once something we qualify for

Tinder

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I’m too fat.

But……..I make awesome cakes, and you know what the say…….. never trust a thin chef.

I’ll cater for the party. "

I'm not bi so I'm out, I'll get over my disappointment with his cakes!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I like the sound of all this. I’ve been considering a move into orgies and think it this might be the right time to make a go of it. Let’s meet for coffee next week and we can have a chat about what’s in it for me. I mean you. I mean her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I’m too young to participate

Can I watch though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just watch from outside then...

LvM

There's also a position for topless waiter so you don't have to stand outside in the cold

I've got just the pants for the job

Need me to pick you up a pair too M?

LvM"

Please! As I can't join in either

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

I would but orgies are just too many people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'll just watch from outside then...

LvM

There's also a position for topless waiter so you don't have to stand outside in the cold

I've got just the pants for the job

Need me to pick you up a pair too M?

LvM

Please! As I can't join in either

Ah well. Oh, we should get JoeBeans in on it too. Apparently he's good with dishing out doughnuts or something

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*ANNOUNCEMENT*

PLEASE BE ADVISED THIS IS A DRINK AND DRUG FREE EVENT.

Successful candidates maybe subject to drug and alcohol screening and any positive will forfeit your position.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a cloakroom butler. I'm really good at saying "Your coat Sir/Madam."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F, i can do you though right? I’m not too young for you am I ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP are you PW's pimp? I am shocked.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"*ANNOUNCEMENT*

PLEASE BE ADVISED THIS IS A DRINK AND DRUG FREE EVENT.

Successful candidates maybe subject to drug and alcohol screening and any positive will forfeit your position."

Oh.

I’ve already had wine. I’m out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m too fat.

But……..I make awesome cakes, and you know what the say…….. never trust a thin chef.

I’ll cater for the party. "

Thank you for your application, we'll let you know if you have been successful.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I'll just watch from outside then...

LvM

There's also a position for topless waiter so you don't have to stand outside in the cold

I've got just the pants for the job

Need me to pick you up a pair too M?

LvM

Please! As I can't join in either

Ah well. Oh, we should get JoeBeans in on it too. Apparently he's good with dishing out doughnuts or something

LvM"

No offence to PW, but I am way more interested in the catering side!

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Time to dust off the old cv.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woo hoo for once something we qualify for

Tinder "

Thank you for your application, we'll let you know if you have been successful.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Curse my age!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about a cloakroom butler. I'm really good at saying "Your coat Sir/Madam.""

Thank you for your application, we'll let you know if you have been successful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like the sound of all this. I’ve been considering a move into orgies and think it this might be the right time to make a go of it. Let’s meet for coffee next week and we can have a chat about what’s in it for me. I mean you. I mean her.

Thank you for your application, we'll let you know if you have been successful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Time to dust off the old cv. "

Thank you for your application, we'll let you know if you have been successful.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Well fuck me sideways.. I actually qualify.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well fuck me sideways.. I actually qualify."

Thank you for your application, we'll let you know if you have been successful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about a cloakroom butler. I'm really good at saying "Your coat Sir/Madam."

Thank you for your application, we'll let you know if you have been successful."

Perhaps more aptly. "Your underwear Sir/Madam."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP are you PW's pimp? I am shocked.

I wouldn't call myself a pimp, I'm an events organiser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP are you PW's pimp? I am shocked.

I wouldn't call myself a pimp, I'm an events organiser

I think that you may be a bad influence on PW!

When you interview applicants, one of your tests must be to provide them with a power tool, rawl plugs, screws and the shelves that need to be put up as well as the pictures.

If they accomplish those tasks successfully, then even if they do not make it to the short list, at least PW will have the jobs in the house done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP are you PW's pimp? I am shocked.

I wouldn't call myself a pimp, I'm an events organiser

I think that you may be a bad influence on PW!

When you interview applicants, one of your tests must be to provide them with a power tool, rawl plugs, screws and the shelves that need to be put up as well as the pictures.

If they accomplish those tasks successfully, then even if they do not make it to the short list, at least PW will have the jobs in the house done."

I'm still waiting for her to see this post and if she doesn't castrate me then it's a bonus

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By *ootnootboopCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Oh I’m too young to participate

Can I watch though?"

Same

Maybe we should start and under 35's orgy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I’m too young to participate

Can I watch though?

Same

Maybe we should start and under 35's orgy

Think how I feel I'm organising it and I'm not allowed in either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds hot. I’m in.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Whose tits can I spunk over? I need to know this before I apply

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I. Am. In

*shouts from rooftops*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I. Am. In

*shouts from rooftops*"

You don't need to shout from the rooftops. Your normal voice volume is loud enough to hear from timbuktu

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I. Am. In

*shouts from rooftops*

You don't need to shout from the rooftops. Your normal voice volume is loud enough to hear from timbuktu

True story

You always hear me before you see me

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Can I put my name forward please

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"After speaking to PW over cam for approximately 3 seconds at the MLS We've decided to organise an Orgy specifically for her.

This is an age resticted application so you can only apply if you're between 35 and 55

About the Orgy it'll be mixed orgy with PW in the centre being pampered by all.

Desired skills;

* Must have slept with more than 2 people.

* Woman must be bisexual.

* Must be good with fingers and tongues.

* Must have experience finding the clit and g-spot.

* Must be able to give sensual breast massages (oils not included)

You must have good personal hygiene and pubic hair to be trimmed/shaven.

Do these need to be 2 verified shags or just in life in general? Asking for a friend?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Whose tits can I spunk over? I need to know this before I apply

Mine

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Whose tits can I spunk over? I need to know this before I apply

Mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my oh my oh my!

It's not my birthday, so what did I do to deserve this?

I'll do it repeatedly if it gets me this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I. Am. In

*shouts from rooftops*"

Small but mighty!!!

You're awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP are you PW's pimp? I am shocked.

I wouldn't call myself a pimp, I'm an events organiser

I think that you may be a bad influence on PW!

When you interview applicants, one of your tests must be to provide them with a power tool, rawl plugs, screws and the shelves that need to be put up as well as the pictures.

If they accomplish those tasks successfully, then even if they do not make it to the short list, at least PW will have the jobs in the house done.

I'm still waiting for her to see this post and if she doesn't castrate me then it's a bonus

I'll deal with you after!!!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Whose tits can I spunk over? I need to know this before I apply

Mine

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I. Am. In

*shouts from rooftops*

Small but mighty!!!

You're awesome "

Awww so are you

And I’m so in for this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my oh my oh my!

It's not my birthday, so what did I do to deserve this?

I'll do it repeatedly if it gets me this.

What did you do to deserve this? I count 10 naked photos sent privately to us. So.. I guess that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon I could do this. I know exactly where the g spot is, it’s at the heel of the foot right?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

I identify as. 55 year old show me the orgy!!

Will there be girls with no clothes on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I reckon I could do this. I know exactly where the g spot is, it’s at the heel of the foot right?"

Thank you for your application, we'll let you know if you have been successful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I identify as. 55 year old show me the orgy!!

Will there be girls with no clothes on?

Thank you for your application, we'll let you know if you have been successful.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’m actually 56 so I miss out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m actually 56 so I miss out

You look it too.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Er….where it stipulates that applicants are required to have slept with more than two people, does this imply at once?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need a dirty fluffer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need a dirty fluffer? "

Oh I need you everywhere but stay close!!

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By *ootnootboopCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Oh I’m too young to participate

Can I watch though?

Same

Maybe we should start and under 35's orgy

Think how I feel I'm organising it and I'm not allowed in either

Haha

The struggle is real!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need a dirty fluffer?

Oh I need you everywhere but stay close!!"

OH, I'm sorry but who made you the manager of this Orgy???

Jenny please remain near PW at all times please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Er….where it stipulates that applicants are required to have slept with more than two people, does this imply at once?

No, not at once but if you have then it's an extra tick in the box

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just here to re-advertise the position

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Just here to re-advertise the position

Re advertise does that mean all prior applicants are out the running haha

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

*slides back in to the room*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Jenny any good at putting up shelves and hanging pictures - she's very tall PW, so can reach where you are unable to. Plus she has at least one show with no heel that she could use as a hammer (the heel might be useful as a nail too)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just here to re-advertise the position

Re advertise does that mean all prior applicants are out the running haha

It means we didn't fill all the positions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is Jenny any good at putting up shelves and hanging pictures - she's very tall PW, so can reach where you are unable to. Plus she has at least one show*** with no heel that she could use as a hammer (the heel might be useful as a nail too)"

*** shoe

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"I’m too fat.

But……..I make awesome cakes, and you know what the say…….. never trust a thin chef.

I’ll cater for the party. "

I am definitely out then

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

There is a similar orgy thread on the Ireland forum. Maybe all those interested in the UK have applied for that. Another consequence of Brexit perhaps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*** shoe"

I am quite the banger when required.

Broken heel is now glued back on

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Just here to re-advertise the position

Re advertise does that mean all prior applicants are out the running haha

It means we didn't fill all the positions

Oh I see and of course all positions need to be filled

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By *oitering-With-intentMan
over a year ago

city of Lodon

I will volunteer but not sure if I'm over qualified, under qualified or disqualified

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