FabSwingers.com forum: I’ve had a fucker of a Friday …

By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Pardon my French, but it’s been a stressful day at work. So I’m in a sweary mood.

I’m about to reach for the wine. But while I do that, can you lovely lot help me de-stress this evening?

My inbox and this thread are both wide open. Make me smile, any way you like.

Thanks in advance. You’re all superstars.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'll get Brucey sent over to give you the juiciest handjob of your life

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll get Brucey sent over to give you the juiciest handjob of your life

LvM"

Has he dried off yet?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

It's been a very stressful Friday indeed.

I don't even have the energy to offer a flaps akimbo pic to cheer you up RTG.

Sorry

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Pardon my French, but it’s been a stressful day at work. So I’m in a sweary mood.

I’m about to reach for the wine. But while I do that, can you lovely lot help me de-stress this evening?

My inbox and this thread are both wide open. Make me smile, any way you like.

Thanks in advance. You’re all superstars."

Join the club xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Sorry to hear that sunshine but ooooo what kind of wine are you going for? Can you pour me one please?

I’m not sure I can offer much but here’s some virtual cuddles and smooches

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Make the man smile people!

Boobs will do it. I unfortunately do not own a pair so am unable to bring a smile to his face, but YOU can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pardon my French, but it’s been a stressful day at work. So I’m in a sweary mood.

I’m about to reach for the wine. But while I do that, can you lovely lot help me de-stress this evening?

My inbox and this thread are both wide open. Make me smile, any way you like.

Thanks in advance. You’re all superstars."

Get me a glass, I'll join you and we can't rant together, and what was it you said the other day????

Mind you my Friday is going pretty well so I'll just listen to you.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Make the man smile people!

Boobs will do it. I unfortunately do not own a pair so am unable to bring a smile to his face, but YOU can. "

Well if he checked his in box lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s Friday. Another week down. Look forward to next week op.

*woody opens wine.

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Pardon my French, but it’s been a stressful day at work. So I’m in a sweary mood.

I’m about to reach for the wine. But while I do that, can you lovely lot help me de-stress this evening?

My inbox and this thread are both wide open. Make me smile, any way you like.

Thanks in advance. You’re all superstars."

Go into ireland forum. My thread on “you know your ugly when…” might give you a few laughs

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Little joke for you:

'I blew a speaker in my car today. Yeah, he was a motivational speaker. It left a bad taste in my mouth but I feel a lot more positive'.

Hope you get to release the stress and unwind soon. Maybe a fire, starting to feel like that time of year again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you feel better soon op.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"Pardon my French, but it’s been a stressful day at work. So I’m in a sweary mood.

I’m about to reach for the wine. But while I do that, can you lovely lot help me de-stress this evening?

My inbox and this thread are both wide open. Make me smile, any way you like.

Thanks in advance. You’re all superstars.

Get me a glass, I'll join you and we can't rant together, and what was it you said the other day????

Mind you my Friday is going pretty well so I'll just listen to you."

Such a women. Listen! We need solutions!

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I don't even have the energy to offer a flaps akimbo pic to cheer you up RTG."
It’s the thought that counts, Prey. And now that’s what I’m thinking of. Fondly.

"Well if he checked his in box lol

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I just did! And WOW what a response. And your boobs are there. Boobs are great.

"Mind you my Friday is going pretty well so I'll just listen to you."
Can I just listen to you though? I love your voice notes. You have a really relaxing accent.

"Boobs will do it. I unfortunately do not own a pair so am unable to bring a smile to his face, but YOU can. "
If Carlsberg made wingmen … Thanks Kai. Much appreciated.

"ooooo what kind of wine are you going for? Can you pour me one please?"
I’ve cracked open an ice-cold Pinot rosé, since the sun is shining. I’m sure there’s enough for everyone. Probably. Things are looking up!

"I'll get Brucey sent over to give you the juiciest handjob of your life

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Why do I have the impression he’d be VERY enthusiastic about it? Like, determined to do a great job if he was gonna do it at all. All gripping too hard and rushing things.

"It’s Friday. Another week down. Look forward to next week op."
Nooo! Next week brings more overwork and more deadlines rushing towards me like an oncoming express train. I’m going to slow down and savour the weekend.

"My thread on “you know you’re ugly when…” might give you a few laughs."
I’ve never been in the Ireland forum. I’ll try it!

"Hope you get to release the stress and unwind soon. Maybe a fire, starting to feel like that time of year again?"
Hans, I love you like a brother, and your little joke too, but I’m not sure I trust you around flames …

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

I've been investigated by our h&s auditor today after an accident on the site I'm running. I'm looking at a RIDDOR.

Our internal investigation concluded I have gone above and beyond with regards to on site h&s.

I'm now looking forward (not!) to a visit from the HSE now.

Now that's a shit day in anyone's book.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I had a shit show of a clinic so the top shelf of rum or bourbon is looking appealing to me right now as even though I've finished I still have notes to write up

Tinder

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I had a shit show of a clinic so the top shelf of rum or bourbon is looking appealing to me right now as even though I've finished I still have notes to write up

Tinder "

Our department was just in chaos the entire day... enjoy a large one

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Now that's a shit day in anyone's book."

I’m afraid I don’t know what RIDDOR means but it sounds like another fucker of a day and you have my sympathy. I do know a very good (and very sexy) H&S specialist if you need a helping hand.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Pardon my French, but it’s been a stressful day at work. So I’m in a sweary mood.

I’m about to reach for the wine. But while I do that, can you lovely lot help me de-stress this evening?

My inbox and this thread are both wide open. Make me smile, any way you like.

Thanks in advance. You’re all superstars."

Ag, shame, man! Have a biiiig hug from me.

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I had a shit show of a clinic so the top shelf of rum or bourbon is looking appealing to me right now"
Think of that top shelf as the dark golden reward waiting for you at the end of the work you need to finish.

"Our department was just in chaos the entire day... enjoy a large one "
Are we still talking about rum, or did you skip straight to the cock?

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

"Now that's a shit day in anyone's book.

I’m afraid I don’t know what RIDDOR means but it sounds like another fucker of a day and you have my sympathy. I do know a very good (and very sexy) H&S specialist if you need a helping hand."

Cheers.

A RIDDOR isn't good.

And thanks for the offer of the specialist, I would hope that the person is a lady, and has a hot mr for my Mrs to play with

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"And thanks for the offer of the specialist, I would hope that the person is a lady, and has a hot mr for my Mrs to play with

I mean … I can’t just pimp her out, it’s entirely her own decision. But she’s *very* good. And I don’t know about ‘hot’ but the Mr would probably be me.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I had a shit show of a clinic so the top shelf of rum or bourbon is looking appealing to me right nowThink of that top shelf as the dark golden reward waiting for you at the end of the work you need to finish.

Our department was just in chaos the entire day... enjoy a large one Are we still talking about rum, or did you skip straight to the cock?

Well.. you take that however you wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Little joke for you:

'I blew a speaker in my car today. Yeah, he was a motivational speaker. It left a bad taste in my mouth but I feel a lot more positive'.

Hope you get to release the stress and unwind soon. Maybe a fire, starting to feel like that time of year again?"

Brilliant! I'm confiscating that gag! Here's one to cheer you up OP.

Did you hear the one about the duck that went to see a psychologist?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Little joke for you:

'I blew a speaker in my car today. Yeah, he was a motivational speaker. It left a bad taste in my mouth but I feel a lot more positive'.

Hope you get to release the stress and unwind soon. Maybe a fire, starting to feel like that time of year again?

Brilliant! I'm confiscating that gag! Here's one to cheer you up OP.

Did you hear the one about the duck that went to see a psychologist? "

Was he quacking up??

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Little joke for you:

'I blew a speaker in my car today. Yeah, he was a motivational speaker. It left a bad taste in my mouth but I feel a lot more positive'.

Hope you get to release the stress and unwind soon. Maybe a fire, starting to feel like that time of year again?

Brilliant! I'm confiscating that gag! Here's one to cheer you up OP.

Did you hear the one about the duck that went to see a psychologist?

Was he quacking up?? "

I think that was the duck that went to see the comedian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man walks into a bar with jump leads around his neck, barman says “Oi, don’t start anything”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a very unstressful Friday, for a change.

Hope your wine has helped OP x

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By *uck-Me-Hard-Scotland-M2MMan
over a year ago

Barnhill (Outside Dundee)

I’m afraid I don’t know what RIDDOR means "

(R)eporting of (I)njuries, (D)iseases and (D)angerous (O)ccurrences (R)egulations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man walks into a bar with jump leads around his neck, barman says “Oi, don’t start anything” "

I wish I could fab this, lol.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

I don't have wine

It has been a shitty week. Today started off okay and now I'm grumpy again. Can I join you?

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove

OP had the worst day but is still sharing his wine? Legend!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I don't have wine

It has been a shitty week. Today started off okay and now I'm grumpy again. Can I join you? "

*passes a glass of wine...

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By *trawberry LustWoman
over a year ago

Lytham

"Pardon my French, but it’s been a stressful day at work. So I’m in a sweary mood.

I’m about to reach for the wine. But while I do that, can you lovely lot help me de-stress this evening?

My inbox and this thread are both wide open. Make me smile, any way you like.

Thanks in advance. You’re all superstars."

Same, but I went for the top shelf...

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Man walks into a bar with jump leads around his neck, barman says “Oi, don’t start anything” "

Very good

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

"I don't have wine

It has been a shitty week. Today started off okay and now I'm grumpy again. Can I join you?

*passes a glass of wine..."

Thank you

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I hope I can bring smiles to all even though this has been such a hard 2 weeks.

Perhaps some tits and ass will help?

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"Man walks into a bar with jump leads around his neck, barman says “Oi, don’t start anything”

I wish I could fab this, lol."

Ditto this...made J chuckle

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By *uck-Me-Hard-Scotland-M2MMan
over a year ago

Barnhill (Outside Dundee)

A dwarf walked in to a woman wearing a mini skirt

He got a right crack in the head

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I don't have wine

It has been a shitty week. Today started off okay and now I'm grumpy again. Can I join you?

*passes a glass of wine...

Thank you

You're most welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just poured a BIG glass of red. I won’t send you anything but hope it gets better for you.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I got a new underwear set - I could go and take a photo - once I finish my gin

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By *romleyM41Man
over a year ago

orpington / surrounding

When I’ve had a lousy day, or week (like this one as well) I tend to go down the route of “Chuck it in the fuck-it-bucket, today will end and there will be another day tomorrow which will be better”.

As for a joke, posted in another thread before but I like it (borrowed from somewhere on the internet that I read it, not my own I’m afraid)

I played a practical joke on my wife the other day and put superglue on her lipstick…..

She still isn’t talking to me.

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