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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

From another thread (circa 1400's) I'll continue a tash extravaganza

To catch up.....

Tom selleck the magnum phase a bit gangly by Glowupdoll...but fine by me lol

Where were we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok tache wars. Selleck (Magnum era) v Burt Reynolds. Who is wearing the tache and who is getting WORN by that tache?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brad Pitt rocked a good Tash in Inglorious bStards.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Mine's looking pretty good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok tache wars. Selleck (Magnum era) v Burt Reynolds. Who is wearing the tache and who is getting WORN by that tache? "

That's gonna take some time and research for me to answer

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Ok tache wars. Selleck (Magnum era) v Burt Reynolds. Who is wearing the tache and who is getting WORN by that tache? "

Selleck worn

Reynolds Wore

The Bandit wins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brad Pitt rocked a good Tash in Inglorious bStards.

Another man who just gets better with age. Tache game was a little lacking though imo.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Ok tache wars. Selleck (Magnum era) v Burt Reynolds. Who is wearing the tache and who is getting WORN by that tache? "

Oh you've bought the tache on legs Burt into it? This is going to get serious!!

I only came in to say Pedro Pascal. I would wear him!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Brad Pitt rocked a good Tash in Inglorious bStards.

Watched this today, can confirm. Bit too much hair gel but great tash

LvM

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Oh god I get soaking wet for a man with a tache…

All of them for me although Magnum PI in his tighty shorts is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depp looks like he wears a moustache.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm becoming an aficionado

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My PT has a frankly ridiculous tash! It's the butt of much of our banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My PT has a frankly ridiculous tash! It's the butt of much of our banter

Can you define ridiculous tash? I’m looking for tips so when I go moustachey I can pop to Iceland in my assless chaps and not look entirely ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In the 14 minutes of research I have decided

Selleck wore and Reynolds owned

And have my own filthy perverted ideas on the handlebar tash

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Henry Cavill in Mission Impossible *drool*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the 14 minutes of research I have decided

Selleck wore and Reynolds owned

And have my own filthy perverted ideas on the handlebar tash

14 minutes.

If we ever have to disarm a bomb, you get to stay at the back with the bomb disposal team biscuits.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

[Removed by poster at 22/09/23 16:37:19]

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"My PT has a frankly ridiculous tash! It's the butt of much of our banter

Can you define ridiculous tash? I’m looking for tips so when I go moustachey I can pop to Iceland in my assless chaps and not look entirely ridiculous. "

Surely it has to be a full Fu Manchu tache with assless chaps?

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Where you're on about someone that owns a tash and not visa versa..... I give you Sam Elliott.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My PT has a frankly ridiculous tash! It's the butt of much of our banter

Can you define ridiculous tash? I’m looking for tips so when I go moustachey I can pop to Iceland in my assless chaps and not look entirely ridiculous.

Surely it has to be a full Fu Manchu tache with assless chaps?"

Probably. I’ll ask them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the 14 minutes of research I have decided

Selleck wore and Reynolds owned

And have my own filthy perverted ideas on the handlebar tash

14 minutes.

If we ever have to disarm a bomb, you get to stay at the back with the bomb disposal team biscuits. "

That's fair

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Yosemity Sam has the best any way,

*Mike drop and walks out*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yosemity Sam has the best any way,

*Mike drop and walks out*"

*picks up mike.

Hello? Is this thing on?

I’d like to thank my parents, and a guy called Roger I met on the number 23 for ALWAYS beli no you can’t have the mike fuck off don’t turn it off you oi wanke sone peop

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

You can't not mention Hercule Poirot .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can we get back to selleck v Reynolds lol

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Yosemity Sam has the best any way,

*Mike drop and walks out*"

*Calls an ambulance for Mike*

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we get back to selleck v Reynolds lol"

Wait wait wait hold the dang phone.

Mercury.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we get back to selleck v Reynolds lol

Wait wait wait hold the dang phone.

Mercury. "

Versus???

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Can we get back to selleck v Reynolds lol

Wait wait wait hold the dang phone.

Mercury.

Versus??? "

Freddie had no equal, he just wins!

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I have a tash not sure who else has one like it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My PT has a frankly ridiculous tash! It's the butt of much of our banter

Can you define ridiculous tash? I’m looking for tips so when I go moustachey I can pop to Iceland in my assless chaps and not look entirely ridiculous. "

It's full 70s porn star tash. That's the best comparison.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Yosemity Sam has the best any way,

*Mike drop and walks out*

*Calls an ambulance for Mike*

LvM"

Poor Mike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a tash not sure who else has one like it

I looked. Sugar that’s a penis. Not a tache. Wrong end.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where you're on about someone that owns a tash and not visa versa..... I give you Sam Elliott. "

If we're going that way then Kurt Russell too, both from Tombstone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My PT has a frankly ridiculous tash! It's the butt of much of our banter

Can you define ridiculous tash? I’m looking for tips so when I go moustachey I can pop to Iceland in my assless chaps and not look entirely ridiculous.

It's full 70s porn star tash. That's the best comparison. "

Please tell me he wears Denim or Old Spice or something. Or Sex Panther.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Inspector Clouseau

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Where you're on about someone that owns a tash and not visa versa..... I give you Sam Elliott.

If we're going that way then Kurt Russell too, both from Tombstone "

The mustache wore Russell in that.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Shaft!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jules Winnfield

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Jules Winnfield"

Wasn't she in that sit com with Terry Scott

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Jules Winnfield

Wasn't she in that sit com with Terry Scott

I jest it's a mother fucking cool moustache

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Henry Cavill in Mission Impossible *drool*

This a thousand times this.

I watched it the other night purely for that.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My PT has a frankly ridiculous tash! It's the butt of much of our banter

Can you define ridiculous tash? I’m looking for tips so when I go moustachey I can pop to Iceland in my assless chaps and not look entirely ridiculous.

It's full 70s porn star tash. That's the best comparison.

Please tell me he wears Denim or Old Spice or something. Or Sex Panther. "

Hmmmm. I'll have a sniff on Monday and find out. I'm not sure

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

There's a guy on Instagram, Brendon Wharton fit... great 'tache

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"My PT has a frankly ridiculous tash! It's the butt of much of our banter

Can you define ridiculous tash? I’m looking for tips so when I go moustachey I can pop to Iceland in my assless chaps and not look entirely ridiculous.

It's full 70s porn star tash. That's the best comparison.

Please tell me he wears Denim or Old Spice or something. Or Sex Panther.

Hmmmm. I'll have a sniff on Monday and find out. I'm not sure

Please please let it be Brut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My PT has a frankly ridiculous tash! It's the butt of much of our banter

Can you define ridiculous tash? I’m looking for tips so when I go moustachey I can pop to Iceland in my assless chaps and not look entirely ridiculous.

It's full 70s porn star tash. That's the best comparison.

Please tell me he wears Denim or Old Spice or something. Or Sex Panther.

Hmmmm. I'll have a sniff on Monday and find out. I'm not sure

You'll sniff the tash?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My PT has a frankly ridiculous tash! It's the butt of much of our banter

Can you define ridiculous tash? I’m looking for tips so when I go moustachey I can pop to Iceland in my assless chaps and not look entirely ridiculous.

It's full 70s porn star tash. That's the best comparison.

Please tell me he wears Denim or Old Spice or something. Or Sex Panther.

Hmmmm. I'll have a sniff on Monday and find out. I'm not sure

You'll sniff the tash?

Nooooooo. I'm assuming Glowup was referring to aftershave?!?! I'll do a scent sniff test. Not on the moustache though (although, I happen to know it is currently very well groomed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My PT has a frankly ridiculous tash! It's the butt of much of our banter

Can you define ridiculous tash? I’m looking for tips so when I go moustachey I can pop to Iceland in my assless chaps and not look entirely ridiculous.

It's full 70s porn star tash. That's the best comparison.

Please tell me he wears Denim or Old Spice or something. Or Sex Panther.

Hmmmm. I'll have a sniff on Monday and find out. I'm not sure

Please please let it be Brut

I forgot Brut! That’s like liquid penis or something.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"My PT has a frankly ridiculous tash! It's the butt of much of our banter

Can you define ridiculous tash? I’m looking for tips so when I go moustachey I can pop to Iceland in my assless chaps and not look entirely ridiculous.

It's full 70s porn star tash. That's the best comparison.

Please tell me he wears Denim or Old Spice or something. Or Sex Panther.

Hmmmm. I'll have a sniff on Monday and find out. I'm not sure

Please please let it be Brut

I forgot Brut! That’s like liquid penis or something. "

It really is

I love Brut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My PT has a frankly ridiculous tash! It's the butt of much of our banter

Can you define ridiculous tash? I’m looking for tips so when I go moustachey I can pop to Iceland in my assless chaps and not look entirely ridiculous.

It's full 70s porn star tash. That's the best comparison.

Please tell me he wears Denim or Old Spice or something. Or Sex Panther.

Hmmmm. I'll have a sniff on Monday and find out. I'm not sure

Please please let it be Brut

I forgot Brut! That’s like liquid penis or something.

It really is

I love Brut "

Old Spice. Love the smell it it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what do u think of mine ? Is it a moustache or a beard or sideburns ? ? ?

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove

"So what do u think of mine ? Is it a moustache or a beard or sideburns ? ? ? "

If Escher was a barber

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think I should enter. I'm blessed with PCOS so I reckon I could give Captain Jack Sparrow a run

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I impulsively shaved my beard off and left my moustache. My fiancé hates it everytime but I do it everytime I have a mental health episode

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

*strokes patchy, pencil line, pornstar style, terrible excuse for a moustache*

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what do u think of mine ? Is it a moustache or a beard or sideburns ? ? ?

If Escher was a barber"

Is that a good thing or a bad thing lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I found a tash I want to grow myself

The octopus!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm declaring a revival

In honour of Henry Cavill and a splendid face of hair in The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

Ooh and the cast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm declaring a revival

In honour of Henry Cavill and a splendid face of hair in The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

Ooh and the cast

Henry Cavill has just gone on my Moustache Approved* list.

* other lists are available. Terms apply. List responsibly.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

So I've seen Poirot and Mercury but where do Lemmy and Hulk Hogan come stand in this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm declaring a revival

In honour of Henry Cavill and a splendid face of hair in The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

Ooh and the cast

Henry Cavill has just gone on my Moustache Approved* list.

* other lists are available. Terms apply. List responsibly. "

Awww I wondered if you'd post

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I've seen Poirot and Mercury but where do Lemmy and Hulk Hogan come stand in this"

Hmmm. I'll have to google ? But hulk is not on my personal list lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I've seen Poirot and Mercury but where do Lemmy and Hulk Hogan come stand in this

Hmmm. I'll have to google ? But hulk is not on my personal list lol "

Lemmy is not either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll bump just gor The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bump just *for* The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

I'm not here for the 'taches.

Just to marvel at "Penis fly trap" as a username.

Goes into my top drawer along with "Mary Hinge"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not here for the 'taches.

Just to marvel at "Penis fly trap" as a username.

Goes into my top drawer along with "Mary Hinge"

Lol take another look

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"I'm not here for the 'taches.

Just to marvel at "Penis fly trap" as a username.

Goes into my top drawer along with "Mary Hinge"

Lol take another look"

Wow - got me completely

Even cleverester x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hulk Hogan

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