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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who has joined?

Would you if you haven’t?

As I await boarding a flight at this very moment, an air hostess — whose knickers I just happened to see when she carefully opened her legs (she was sat across me at the gate) — has inspired thoughts of the Mile High Club.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Who has joined?

Would you if you haven’t?

As I await boarding a flight at this very moment, an air hostess — whose knickers I just happened to see when she carefully opened her legs (she was sat across me at the gate) — has inspired thoughts of the Mile High Club. "

I haven’t been made a member, I do like the risk factor of it though. But always think the toilet will collapse and get sucked out the plane

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

Half mile high here an ex gave me a BJ on a flight to NYC but would certainly like to find a willing partner

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I would love to join the club… but it would need to be in First.. the toilets aren’t really salubrious in cattle class

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would love to join the club… but it would need to be in First.. the toilets aren’t really salubrious in cattle class "

The toilets in First aren’t that amazing to be fair. Unless you’re on Emirates, Le Prestige on Air France, Cathay Pacific, or some other Asian carriers.

I reckon some Virgin planes have larger toilets in economy than in First too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Half mile high here an ex gave me a BJ on a flight to NYC but would certainly like to find a willing partner "

Are you seeking a willing partner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who has joined?

Would you if you haven’t?

As I await boarding a flight at this very moment, an air hostess — whose knickers I just happened to see when she carefully opened her legs (she was sat across me at the gate) — has inspired thoughts of the Mile High Club.

I haven’t been made a member, I do like the risk factor of it though. But always think the toilet will collapse and get sucked out the plane "

That’s why you close the seat lid before you sit on it x

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I'd be more than a tad annoyed of I needed the loo on a plane and there was a couple in there getting their end away just so they could brag about it

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Who has joined?

Would you if you haven’t?

As I await boarding a flight at this very moment, an air hostess — whose knickers I just happened to see when she carefully opened her legs (she was sat across me at the gate) — has inspired thoughts of the Mile High Club.

I haven’t been made a member, I do like the risk factor of it though. But always think the toilet will collapse and get sucked out the plane

That’s why you close the seat lid before you sit on it x "

That’s a very valid point, I think it’s more the bashing around on it x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I would love to join the club… but it would need to be in First.. the toilets aren’t really salubrious in cattle class

The toilets in First aren’t that amazing to be fair. Unless you’re on Emirates, Le Prestige on Air France, Cathay Pacific, or some other Asian carriers.

I reckon some Virgin planes have larger toilets in economy than in First too. "

That made me

Measuring the loo roll

And yes… thinking about it, probably a private plane would be better

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"I would love to join the club… but it would need to be in First.. the toilets aren’t really salubrious in cattle class "

First how bourgeoisie, I prefer a private jet.

The toilets ain't so bad on the long haul flights.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be more than a tad annoyed of I needed the loo on a plane and there was a couple in there getting their end away just so they could brag about it"

I don’t understand the need for a toilet to join the club.

Go bold or stay home. Do it at your seats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got as tall bed. That’ll do me.

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I'd be more than a tad annoyed of I needed the loo on a plane and there was a couple in there getting their end away just so they could brag about it

I don’t understand the need for a toilet to join the club.

Go bold or stay home. Do it at your seats "

I'd rather folks didn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The super hot air hostess has just said, “…they are not as deep as they seem…” and I’m having the filthiest of thoughts and imagining something other than the overhead lockers she’s on about

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"The super hot air hostess has just said, “…they are not as deep as they seem…” and I’m having the filthiest of thoughts and imagining something other than the overhead lockers she’s on about "

I think you need to have a quiet word with this hostess

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"Who has joined?

Would you if you haven’t?

As I await boarding a flight at this very moment, an air hostess — whose knickers I just happened to see when she carefully opened her legs (she was sat across me at the gate) — has inspired thoughts of the Mile High Club. "

I’d love too

The situation hasn’t risen yet but I’ll jump at the chance when it does

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I would love to join the club… but it would need to be in First.. the toilets aren’t really salubrious in cattle class

First how bourgeoisie, I prefer a private jet.

The toilets ain't so bad on the long haul flights. "

Jinx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The super hot air hostess has just said, “…they are not as deep as they seem…” and I’m having the filthiest of thoughts and imagining something other than the overhead lockers she’s on about

I think you need to have a quiet word with this hostess "

I would but I’m afraid I may sound much like those messages one receives on here… “FAF?!”

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"The super hot air hostess has just said, “…they are not as deep as they seem…” and I’m having the filthiest of thoughts and imagining something other than the overhead lockers she’s on about

I think you need to have a quiet word with this hostess

I would but I’m afraid I may sound much like those messages one receives on here… “FAF?!” "

That’s a right old predicament you’re in, maybe add please to the end of the message

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The super hot air hostess has just said, “…they are not as deep as they seem…” and I’m having the filthiest of thoughts and imagining something other than the overhead lockers she’s on about

I think you need to have a quiet word with this hostess

I would but I’m afraid I may sound much like those messages one receives on here… “FAF?!”

That’s a right old predicament you’re in, maybe add please to the end of the message "

Is that what it takes for success? These boys will have to learn that secret for success!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"The super hot air hostess has just said, “…they are not as deep as they seem…” and I’m having the filthiest of thoughts and imagining something other than the overhead lockers she’s on about

I think you need to have a quiet word with this hostess

I would but I’m afraid I may sound much like those messages one receives on here… “FAF?!”

That’s a right old predicament you’re in, maybe add please to the end of the message

Is that what it takes for success? These boys will have to learn that secret for success! "

Manors always go a long way

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

No room on planes these days surely haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a member, but would love it!

Not in economy though

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

Yes, being ex military I had far more favourable circumstances, back of a very empty aircraft

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

The problem is where to do it on a domestic flight.

The toilets generally belong at Glastonbury and there’s a distinct lack of privacy elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The problem is where to do it on a domestic flight.

The toilets generally belong at Glastonbury and there’s a distinct lack of privacy elsewhere. "

Early morning or late at night flights is where I’ve done it on domestic flights. Far more difficult these days.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Wheelchair accessible plane loos?! Otherwise there's zero way for me to get in/out discreetly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn’t you see that video of the two men and that woman having sex in the toilets?

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think


"Half mile high here an ex gave me a BJ on a flight to NYC but would certainly like to find a willing partner

Are you seeking a willing partner? "

Right time to earn some air miles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Didn’t you see that video of the two men and that woman having sex in the toilets? "

Where? Not that I’d watch it or course.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Half mile high here an ex gave me a BJ on a flight to NYC but would certainly like to find a willing partner

Are you seeking a willing partner?

Right time to earn some air miles "

You could consider it putting IN the miles

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

I have joined, very risky but a lot of fun, on the way to Thailand so glad we didn't get caught haha

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think


"Half mile high here an ex gave me a BJ on a flight to NYC but would certainly like to find a willing partner

Are you seeking a willing partner?

Right time to earn some air miles

You could consider it putting IN the miles "

Either works for me

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
over a year ago

tamworth

Been a member for years, topped it up once in awhile. Business class is the better option

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Half mile high here an ex gave me a BJ on a flight to NYC but would certainly like to find a willing partner

Are you seeking a willing partner?

Right time to earn some air miles

You could consider it putting IN the miles

Either works for me "

All that’s left is booking a flight then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have joined, very risky but a lot of fun, on the way to Thailand so glad we didn't get caught haha"

That makes it all the more thrilling… being discreet enough to not be caught out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's how we started our honeymoon (many years ago!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's how we started our honeymoon (many years ago!)"

Going and coming? What a way to start and finish it too if so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been a member for years, topped it up once in awhile. Business class is the better option "

Topping it up every once in a while.

I once topped up my membership in the cockpit.

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