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By *pecialized OP   Man
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

I went to a dinner party last night, where I and other guests enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol.

I awoke this morning with flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes.

As a result, I have unfortunately tested positive for what a cadre of experts are now calling Wine Flu.

This debilitating condition is serious - and it appears this is NOT an isolated case.

Reports are flooding in from across the country of others now being diagnosed with Wine Flu.

To anyone exhibiting the aforementioned symptoms, experts recommend a cup of tea and a bit of a lie down.

However, should your condition worsen, you should immediately rent a DVD and call in sick.

Then take the only drug proven to combat this usual type type of flu - a McDonald's Happy Meal.

If that doesn't work, further application of the original liquid, in familiar quantities, has been shown to do the trick.

Wine Flu does not NEED to be life threatening!

If treated early, it can be eradicated within a 24-48 hour period.

NOTE

If you find you are complaining a lot, it may be that the virus has mutated into Whine Flu.

This is particularly common in men and can spread to their partners whose symptoms may include a serious case of eye-rolling.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it xx

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

LMAO, brilliant, will have to pass this on to my wino friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best giggle we've had all week..

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Guess what i am calling in sick with tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I like it but is there a strain of vodka flu?

No?..........oh well back to the drawing board

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"I like it but is there a strain of vodka flu?

No?..........oh well back to the drawing board "

Yu just get Bird flu hunny xxxxx

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

poor baby xx

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