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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. what, Fabsters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I were better at it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The smell was a bit more strawberry?

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

...Practice made perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There were snack breaks between

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

It was a two person activity

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

You weren't by yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It was a two person activity "

Tell me about it. I’m sick to death of all my FFFM’s

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"It was a two person activity

Tell me about it. I’m sick to death of all my FFFM’s

What is FFFM's?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

If a slow and provocative saxophone solo started playing spontaneously out of the ether whenever proceedings get underway; just like in all 1980’s movie sex scenes

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

If we were alone in the house!!

J x

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"There were snack breaks between"

I'm imagining person at the side the bed that is purely employed to just pop in the straw from a bottle and a little energy bar like in boxing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It was a two person activity

Tell me about it. I’m sick to death of all my FFFM’s

What is FFFM's?"

Like a FFMF or a FMFF but the order of play is a bit different

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

If we weren't limited for time

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"The smell was a bit more strawberry? "

I'll be honest, I love the smell of sex

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"If a slow and provocative saxophone solo started playing spontaneously out of the ether whenever proceedings get underway; just like in all 1980’s movie sex scenes

I was going to say or 1970's porn movie music but thinking about it that would make me laugh hearing that, so stick to the sax solo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If men said what they really want and not want they think I want to hear.

Also more sex.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Prizes for cumming first

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

... I had some.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

…I could have it whenever I wanted.

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton

If cum disappeared after 3 mins & cum tasted like of a flavour picked by your partner.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

It happened far more frequently!

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

There was a snack bar in the room

It’s taxing work this sex stuff haha

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

If people had the same care free attitude they do on holiday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. it wasn’t so expensive

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

She realised that I've actually started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If logistics weren't such a barrier

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

I was not in prison

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

If we had an empty house!

And some extra boobs wouldn't go amiss.

Mrs

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By *heelerMan
over a year ago

Northants

If i could practice daily.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

My mum and dad wasn't in the next room

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. boobs made a honking sound when you squeezed them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could be bothered.

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By *eally_RosieWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

The other person turned up

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"It was a two person activity

Tell me about it. I’m sick to death of all my FFFM’s

What is FFFM's?

Like a FFMF or a FMFF but the order of play is a bit different

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. I didn’t have to beg for it

(p.s. send noods..

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"…I could have it whenever I wanted. "

I echo this sentiment

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was having it everyday and twice on Sundays.

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By *ianoSpankMan
over a year ago

Stockport

I didn’t have to drink so much to perform. I’m no porno stud muffin but it’s had a major impact on my sex life. Without booze I’m more oral and kissing but as soon as my chap smells pussy he’s crying out that one eye ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other person didn't talk all the fucking way through it.

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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

If it was always up the bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got any.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

If I could have some

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The other person didn't talk all the fucking way through it."

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I just want some of “the sex”

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By *onkey 2023Man
over a year ago

Cross Hands

".. boobs made a honking sound when you squeezed them?"

This

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

I felt more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just want some of “the sex” "

So do I.....it's not easy to get right now. I've let a whole free evening go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bed didn't squeak so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She got on top every now and then

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By *omOneMan
over a year ago

wirral

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By *omOneMan
over a year ago

wirral

If they said yes

just kidding don’t come for me

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

".. what, Fabsters?

Your neighbours could hear the Benny Hill theme tune every time you got down to "it".

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I just want some of “the sex” "

You and me both, LB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Ricky was better at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just want some of “the sex” "

How long before you’re down south again? So I can go down south on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was without complications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was without complications. "

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"I was not in prison

This made me pmsl haha

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

I was getting it hahahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was without complications. "

The complications are the best but also the worst bits.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

if I owned a self driving car

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By *tokrdMan
over a year ago

If everyone was into butt stuff

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

if Jehovah didn't Witness

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

weybridge

"The bed didn't squeak so. "

The back didnt do the same

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I wanted it

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"It was without complications.

The complications are the best but also the worst bits.

It's like nothing in life feels more complicated than a bra strap when your mitts are on the wrong side of the Rockies.. it's madness but somehow so funny!

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