FabSwingers.com forum: Why are you not guilty of escaping from prison?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Daniel Khalife pleading not guilty of escaping from Wandsworth prison is brilliant

JOKINGLY, tell me how you would convince a jury that you were not guilty of escaping from prison if you were him!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My favourite from twitter:

"prison serves to prop up the illusion that the rest of society is 'free', your honour, so I cannot have 'escaped' in any meaningful sense."

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Daniel Khalife pleading not guilty of escaping from Wandsworth prison is brilliant

JOKINGLY, tell me how you would convince a jury that you were not guilty of escaping from prison if you were him! "

I was sleepwalking your honour I didn't realise I was out until the van stopped and I fell out from underneath .

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By *ustincamebridgeCouple
over a year ago

manchester

I did not break anything. The gates were open. The delivery man delivered me to freedom

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Daniel Khalife pleading not guilty of escaping from Wandsworth prison is brilliant

JOKINGLY, tell me how you would convince a jury that you were not guilty of escaping from prison if you were him! "

My wheels got caught up in the delivery truck strapping and I was therefore unwillingly dragged away from my confinement. Wasn't my fault, Your Honour

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

countryside

I was checking for an oil leak

My sleeve caught and they drove off

Essentially

they kid napped then abandoned me when my sleeve dislodged

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I only popped out for a last minute meet from fab.

When I got there the 28yr old gorgeous bi female and her two girlfriends turned out to be a 47 yr old 20 stone truck driver called Dennis who tied me to the bottom of his truck in his cum splattered bed sheets.

Honest guv.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Well your learned lud. Your majesty.

I have this kink of sticking my cock into exhaust pipes of vehicles and shagging them, this is what I was doing when my cock got stuck and the van drove away.

I was only able to let go when the exhaust pressure had built up so much it ejected me at great speed and distance,at this point we had travelled a fair distance from the prison and I didn't know where I was.

So I just happened upon a push bike which I borrowed and was going to return I was trying to make my way back to the prison along a canal towpath when I was set upon by some plain clothed ruffian.

In summary your highness I wasn't trying to escape I was only in fact guilty of the lesser offence of having intercourse with a stationary vehicle.

Honest

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Sleepwalking

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

It was an elaborate pun, your honour.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We're all trapped in our own way. All I did was move to a different location.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘I’m not guilty your honour; I was suddenly and completely randomly visited by and subsequently channelled the consciousness of an intergalactic being named….erm….Dave.

Well, see, Dave wished to see the outside world and promptly seized control of my corporeal form and marched me off out the blooming gate completely against my will….’

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

We were playing hide and seek. I won.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

My cell mate had asked me for a quick release, so that’s what I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I identify as a non-felon. Therefore I am a non-felon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn’t escape - you caught me. Ergo you are charging me with an offence that was not technically committed.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

I didn't escape,I left without permission.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say that technically I shouldn’t be able to escape a prison

If I have it’s because the prison isn’t actually an enclosed system, rather it open and the entire world is part of the prison

So I didn’t exhale. I just wondered into an area if the prison I shouldn’t have been able to

And that’s your fault

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Well m'lud, it's physics innit. From my relativistic frame of reference I was just lying there and the prison moved away from me in space time.

Laws of physics you see, can't change em.

*partridge shrug*

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I identify as a non-felon. Therefore I am a non-felon?"

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I didn’t escape from prison, prison escaped from me

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Are you the judge?.. I went on holiday by mistake.

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