FabSwingers.com forum: If sex were a sport…

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I recently read a spoof news feed that Sweden was making sex an official sport. Of course it was fake news, but made me think…

What if sex was to become an Olympic sport?

What things do you think judges would be able to award points for?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I recently read a spoof news feed that Sweden was making sex an official sport. Of course it was fake news, but made me think…

What if sex was to become an Olympic sport?

What things do you think judges would be able to award points for?"

PPM - pumps per minute

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Artistic style and interpretation

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Longest duration…

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By *layfullMan
over a year ago

wakefield

I’ve always said

Sex is like sport

You can’t play the same contender all the time lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Fastest orgasm

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Mixed foursomes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flexibility

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Most positions with only one person touching the floor

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

There wouldn't be any judges. Everybody would be trying to participate.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Technique

Stamina

Positional acumen / form

Strength of induced orgasm

Flexibility

Adaptability

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

As a former sex champion of the universe im happy to have being a pioneer to this great event your welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most positions with only one person touching the floor

I like your style

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Not necessarily a good mix, especially if they all want to come first.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

And what would they penalise?

Fanny farts

Ejaculate on the floor or surroundings

Fake orgasms

Premature ejaculation

Squeaky beds

Too long in one position

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I want to be on the fuck yourself fit coaching team and can support with flexibility and endurance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And what would they penalise?

Fanny farts

Ejaculate on the floor or surroundings

Fake orgasms

Premature ejaculation

Squeaky beds

Too long in one position

I hadn’t really given that much thought. Fake orgasms have got to be a red card though, surely

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Vertical entry creating as small a splash as possible.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Gold medal for who cums last now that’s a twist

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"And what would they penalise?

Fanny farts

Ejaculate on the floor or surroundings

Fake orgasms

Premature ejaculation

Squeaky beds

Too long in one position

"
fanny farts are a wonderful tune like playing a harmonica in a jail cell

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By *layfullMan
over a year ago

wakefield

Good positive attitude

This will bring only winners xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Who can spunk the furthest. One needs to achieve that beautiful arc across the playing surface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would Viagra be considered an illegal substance?

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

There's going to be a whole water sport speciality. Squirt distance and height.

Deep throat and oral diving.

And heavy weight face sitting endurance is going to be in there too.

How about gymnastic floor routines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's going to be a whole water sport speciality. Squirt distance and height.

Deep throat and oral diving.

And heavy weight face sitting endurance is going to be in there too.

How about gymnastic floor routines.

You've thought waaaaaaaaay too much about this

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

How many dvd discs you can hold on an erect nipple should be an Olympic sport

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"There's going to be a whole water sport speciality. Squirt distance and height.

Deep throat and oral diving.

And heavy weight face sitting endurance is going to be in there too.

How about gymnastic floor routines.

Tell Sweden I'm here for guidance when they make sex a sport

You've thought waaaaaaaaay too much about this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I never knew where this thread would go when I posted it, but thank you FAB for taking it to the next level.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

PPM pumps per minute

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not sure what points you would get but it would be fun to watch a men's naked relay race lol

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Just trying to imagine the Decathlon, where you have to make 10 people of the opposite sex cum.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

There has to be a naked twister round…

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove

"Vertical entry creating as small a splash as possible."

Non-genital stim orgasms

Multiple orgasms/repeaters race (sprints and marathons)

Rythmic masturbation

Synchronised orgasming

And yeah EDM is definitely doping.

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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

"There wouldn't be any judges. Everybody would be trying to participate. "
. I beg to differ

as a voyeur I would live to be a judge

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Endurance wanking would be the equivalent to the walking race. Nobody gives a shit but they do it anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheelbarrow sprints will be fun

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

The Jizz-Put twirl round a bit then fire Jizz as far as you can… like the Jizz-elin only there you take a run up the plant your feet and jizz as far as you can…..

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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Don't know but I'm looking forward to the training schedule.

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