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So….you know that game, Jenga?
Would it be considered in any way cheating if I superglued the blocks together? | |||
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"Welcome back Auntie Wendi
So….you know that game, Jenga?
Would it be considered in any way cheating if I superglued the blocks together? "Thank you. Defeats the purpose of the game. You can spice it up by playing naked Jenga. I always loose at that one though 
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"Hi auntie Wendi Can you please tell me where I can get my jaw wired so I stop stuffing food in my face? " Oh fluffy you don't need your jaw wired I've cure for that DM me. | |||
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"Hi auntie Wendi Can you please tell me where I can get my jaw wired so I stop stuffing food in my face? " As someone who's had her jaw broken in two places and had it wired, it really isn't as fun as it sounds. Yes you'll loose weight, liquidised food is rank. You'll also put the weight on as quickly as you loose it, maybe more. It really is about portion control. And making healthier choices. Even little choices like taken the stairs instead of the elevator, walking to the shop instead of driving. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Good evening Wendi, Is it possible to restore a white t shirt back to it's best? They never seem to last long." Try denture cleaning tablets they're great. Pop it in a dish with warm water and two tablets. Glow white is great too. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Dear Auntie Wendi, will I ever get used to eating nuts? Particularly walnuts. " Maybe, sometimes we become a custom to food we're not overly keen on. Try making a waldorf salad it's a tasty way of disguising them. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Good evening Wendi, Is it possible to restore a white t shirt back to it's best? They never seem to last long. Try denture cleaning tablets they're great. Pop it in a dish with warm water and two tablets. Glow white is great too. Love Auntie Wendi x " Thank you Wendi, I'll give this a try x | |||
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"Dear Auntie Wendi, My man loves me having long, sharp colourful nails but he also wants me to put my fingers up his bum. How do I make both his desires real when they’re mutually incompatible?" Sorry to interrupt again cotton wool and finger condoms . | |||
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"Hi auntie Wendi Can you please tell me where I can get my jaw wired so I stop stuffing food in my face? As someone who's had her jaw broken in two places and had it wired, it really isn't as fun as it sounds. Yes you'll loose weight, liquidised food is rank. You'll also put the weight on as quickly as you loose it, maybe more. It really is about portion control. And making healthier choices. Even little choices like taken the stairs instead of the elevator, walking to the shop instead of driving. Love Auntie Wendi x " Thanks auntie Wendi love you  | |||
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"Dear Auntie Wendi, My man loves me having long, sharp colourful nails but he also wants me to put my fingers up his bum. How do I make both his desires real when they’re mutually incompatible?" It is doable, just make sure they're not sharp and manageable. Use lube, take your time listen to your man. Also Google it to see tips and advice on how to do it properly. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Evening Wendi. How do I stop picking the wrong ones?" Oh I'm colour blind I see a red flag and its not red to me. Always go with your gut if you feel there's something iffy you're probably right. Make them work for it, do a social meet first see how they're in person. Social m&g are great for interacting with people you can get a better judgement off them and as they're a m&g event there's no pressure to feel obligated to take things further. Or look at it like a Disney film, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs first. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Can I come up with another thread that will flop? " Do a why can't I get a meet on here or ehats wrong with my profile. The why do I bother messaging people and they don't reply after reading or just delete. They're one of my top three topics to pic that you don't see often. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Dear Auntie Wendi, will I ever get used to eating nuts? Particularly walnuts. Maybe, sometimes we become a custom to food we're not overly keen on. Try making a waldorf salad it's a tasty way of disguising them. Love Auntie Wendi x " I can't eat celery or apples. I'm allowed 6 grapes though | |||
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"Dear Auntie Wendi, My man loves me having long, sharp colourful nails but he also wants me to put my fingers up his bum. How do I make both his desires real when they’re mutually incompatible? It is doable, just make sure they're not sharp and manageable. Use lube, take your time listen to your man. Also Google it to see tips and advice on how to do it properly. Love Auntie Wendi x " Thank you Auntie Wendi! | |||
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"Dear Auntie Wendi, My man loves me having long, sharp colourful nails but he also wants me to put my fingers up his bum. How do I make both his desires real when they’re mutually incompatible? Sorry to interrupt again cotton wool and finger condoms . " Cheeky, but thank you | |||
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"Dear Auntie Wendi, will I ever get used to eating nuts? Particularly walnuts. Maybe, sometimes we become a custom to food we're not overly keen on. Try making a waldorf salad it's a tasty way of disguising them. Love Auntie Wendi x I can't eat celery or apples. I'm allowed 6 grapes though "They're nice toasted, they're in carrot cake if you like that. I know carrot cake wtf am I saying that for. There's one in the supermarket that are coated in a chilli shell or chocolate cover ones. I can't name the shop as that'd be brand endorsement, which is frowned on. If you can't get use to them I doubt it'll make a massive impact on your life. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Dear Auntie Wendi, will I ever get used to eating nuts? Particularly walnuts. Maybe, sometimes we become a custom to food we're not overly keen on. Try making a waldorf salad it's a tasty way of disguising them. Love Auntie Wendi x I can't eat celery or apples. I'm allowed 6 grapes though
They're nice toasted, they're in carrot cake if you like that. I know carrot cake wtf am I saying that for.
There's one in the supermarket that are coated in a chilli shell or chocolate cover ones.
I can't name the shop as that'd be brand endorsement, which is frowned on.
If you can't get use to them I doubt it'll make a massive impact on your life.
Love Auntie Wendi x "I'm trying to give my liver a bit of help. I suppose I could stop drinking so much Lucozade. | |||
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"Dear Auntie Wendi, will I ever get used to eating nuts? Particularly walnuts. Maybe, sometimes we become a custom to food we're not overly keen on. Try making a waldorf salad it's a tasty way of disguising them. Love Auntie Wendi x I can't eat celery or apples. I'm allowed 6 grapes though
They're nice toasted, they're in carrot cake if you like that. I know carrot cake wtf am I saying that for.
There's one in the supermarket that are coated in a chilli shell or chocolate cover ones.
I can't name the shop as that'd be brand endorsement, which is frowned on.
If you can't get use to them I doubt it'll make a massive impact on your life.
Love Auntie Wendi x
I'm trying to give my liver a bit of help.
I suppose I could stop drinking so much Lucozade. "Try other foods that are good for it then instead of nuts, I've cut lucozade out of my diet all together it's just pure sugar and empty calories. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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