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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come in here and piss on someone’s lamppost. So we know you’ve slept with them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Or want to sleep with them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come in here and piss on someone’s lamppost. So we know you’ve slept with them "

*whistles while urinating*

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

I don't have the correct appendage for pissing on lampposts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got a nice thick bellend perfect for my roooooomy vagina. You're totally not a virgin too I can tell by your sex appeal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't have the correct appendage for pissing on lampposts "

You can always squirt on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've got a nice thick bellend perfect for my roooooomy vagina. You're totally not a virgin too I can tell by your sex appeal."

If you meet me in person you’d fancy me. I know that much.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"I don't have the correct appendage for pissing on lampposts

You can always squirt on it "

Probably end up pissing down myself instead

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

*Urinating indiscriminately whilst helicoptering todger like a pro*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't have the correct appendage for pissing on lampposts

You can always squirt on it

Probably end up pissing down myself instead "

Damn does that mean you’re now taken

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I don't like pissing on lampposts..

I prefer pissing on a bush...m

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Urinating indiscriminately whilst helicoptering todger like a pro*"
not your first rodeo

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"I don't have the correct appendage for pissing on lampposts

You can always squirt on it

Probably end up pissing down myself instead

Damn does that mean you’re now taken "

Nope lol just means I have a terrible sense of balance

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)


"I don't have the correct appendage for pissing on lampposts

You can always squirt on it

Probably end up pissing down myself instead

Damn does that mean you’re now taken

Nope lol just means I have a terrible sense of balance "

Is it ok with the OP if the ladies pee in a bottle and carry it around with them to pour out when needed, or do we have to piss ourselves and then rub our damp legs on to our conquests?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't have the correct appendage for pissing on lampposts

You can always squirt on it

Probably end up pissing down myself instead

Damn does that mean you’re now taken

Nope lol just means I have a terrible sense of balance

Is it ok with the OP if the ladies pee in a bottle and carry it around with them to pour out when needed, or do we have to piss ourselves and then rub our damp legs on to our conquests? "
I’d rather watch the damp leg thing. But I suppose I can allow the genius water bottle idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t i just wee in behind closed doors into a clean sterile receptacle and then take it to my chosen lamppost to pour on?

Not keen on getting my bum out outside!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pissed on nettles before. Let me tell you, my vulva has never been so tingly. (excl the ring of fire)

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish someone would piss on my cock.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me.

J

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

My lampposts all come out when it's dark

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I pissed on nettles before. Let me tell you, my vulva has never been so tingly. (excl the ring of fire)

F"

I know about the ring of fire. I listened to the midwives. I was the perfect partner

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I wish someone would piss on my cock. "

Erm….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I pissed on nettles before. Let me tell you, my vulva has never been so tingly. (excl the ring of fire)

F"

Also done this. By accident. Don’t recommend

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)


"I pissed on nettles before. Let me tell you, my vulva has never been so tingly. (excl the ring of fire)

F"

Tingly in a good way?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me.

J"

Julie as always I have no idea what the hell you said but you looked pretty while saying it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I pissed on nettles before. Let me tell you, my vulva has never been so tingly. (excl the ring of fire)

F

I know about the ring of fire. I listened to the midwives. I was the perfect partner "

Did you sing the song by Johnny Cash in the delivery room?

F

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wish someone would piss on my cock. "

I know a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I pissed on nettles before. Let me tell you, my vulva has never been so tingly. (excl the ring of fire)

F

Tingly in a good way? "

Absolutely not

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me.

J

Julie as always I have no idea what the hell you said but you looked pretty while saying it"

HAHAHA I got it

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)


"I don't have the correct appendage for pissing on lampposts

You can always squirt on it

Probably end up pissing down myself instead

Damn does that mean you’re now taken

Nope lol just means I have a terrible sense of balance

Is it ok with the OP if the ladies pee in a bottle and carry it around with them to pour out when needed, or do we have to piss ourselves and then rub our damp legs on to our conquests? I’d rather watch the damp leg thing. But I suppose I can allow the genius water bottle idea"

I’m kinda worried rubbing damp legs on conquests would i) make me look like an oversized cricket ii) create serious friction burns

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I pissed on nettles before. Let me tell you, my vulva has never been so tingly. (excl the ring of fire)

F

I know about the ring of fire. I listened to the midwives. I was the perfect partner

Did you sing the song by Johnny Cash in the delivery room?

F"

No didn’t you read? I was the perfect partner

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me.

J

Julie as always I have no idea what the hell you said but you looked pretty while saying it"

As always?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't have the correct appendage for pissing on lampposts

You can always squirt on it

Probably end up pissing down myself instead

Damn does that mean you’re now taken

Nope lol just means I have a terrible sense of balance

Is it ok with the OP if the ladies pee in a bottle and carry it around with them to pour out when needed, or do we have to piss ourselves and then rub our damp legs on to our conquests? I’d rather watch the damp leg thing. But I suppose I can allow the genius water bottle idea

I’m kinda worried rubbing damp legs on conquests would i) make me look like an oversized cricket ii) create serious friction burns "

Water bottle it is! Poke holes in the bottom and give out golden showers. You’re welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I pissed on nettles before. Let me tell you, my vulva has never been so tingly. (excl the ring of fire)

F

I know about the ring of fire. I listened to the midwives. I was the perfect partner

Did you sing the song by Johnny Cash in the delivery room?

F

No didn’t you read? I was the perfect partner "

Oh, you got a tribute act in! Amazing

F

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Only ever slept with one forum user! Who has since taken a back seat in them (found a conventional relationship) there is one other who uses forums I would like to! But would never say out loud lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me.

J

Julie as always I have no idea what the hell you said but you looked pretty while saying it

As always? "

Did I really just say that? Damn it Steve

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only ever slept with one forum user! Who has since taken a back seat in them (found a conventional relationship) there is one other who uses forums I would like to! But would never say out loud lol x"

I know it’s me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I pissed on nettles before. Let me tell you, my vulva has never been so tingly. (excl the ring of fire)

F

I know about the ring of fire. I listened to the midwives. I was the perfect partner

Did you sing the song by Johnny Cash in the delivery room?

F

No didn’t you read? I was the perfect partner

Oh, you got a tribute act in! Amazing

F"

It was during covid. So the tribute act was on zoom. Duh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me.

J

Julie as always I have no idea what the hell you said but you looked pretty while saying it

HAHAHA I got it "

Is this an older people reference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish someone would piss on my cock.

I know a guy"

haha.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Only ever slept with one forum user! Who has since taken a back seat in them (found a conventional relationship) there is one other who uses forums I would like to! But would never say out loud lol x

I know it’s me. "

Lol! It's not! But they are on this thread! x

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me.

J

Julie as always I have no idea what the hell you said but you looked pretty while saying it"

I sang it as I read it

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only ever slept with one forum user! Who has since taken a back seat in them (found a conventional relationship) there is one other who uses forums I would like to! But would never say out loud lol x

I know it’s me.

Lol! It's not! But they are on this thread! x"

I’ll pretend I’m not hurt by that. But I’m hurt by that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me.

J

Julie as always I have no idea what the hell you said but you looked pretty while saying it

I sang it as I read it

Tinder "

What the f is going on here??

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me.

J

Julie as always I have no idea what the hell you said but you looked pretty while saying it

As always?

Did I really just say that? Damn it Steve "

Anyway Pickle, here's a song for you. I kinda quoted the lyrics. OPP - Naughty by Nature

https://youtu.be/idx3GSL2KWs?feature=shared

J

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

And in answer to the questions, I have in the past met and had the sex with forum users. And there are some I would like to... some on this thread

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me.

J

Julie as always I have no idea what the hell you said but you looked pretty while saying it

As always?

Did I really just say that? Damn it Steve

Anyway Pickle, here's a song for you. I kinda quoted the lyrics. OPP - Naughty by Nature

https://youtu.be/idx3GSL2KWs?feature=shared

J

"

Thank you Julie. I have just listened!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out!

I prefer pissing on cocks.

Oh that can be read two ways can't it?

Do I n ed to reword that?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"I don't have the correct appendage for pissing on lampposts

You can always squirt on it

Probably end up pissing down myself instead

Damn does that mean you’re now taken

Nope lol just means I have a terrible sense of balance

Is it ok with the OP if the ladies pee in a bottle and carry it around with them to pour out when needed, or do we have to piss ourselves and then rub our damp legs on to our conquests? "

That's a brilliant idea!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I don't do sex stuff. I'm not one of those sex people.

So no lpping from me. Or squirting on a cock as it's commonly known.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Out!

I prefer pissing on cocks.

Oh that can be read two ways can't it?

Do I n ed to reword that? "

Oh! I just clocked something just now.

Shit!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Only ever slept with one forum user! Who has since taken a back seat in them (found a conventional relationship) there is one other who uses forums I would like to! But would never say out loud lol x

I know it’s me.

Lol! It's not! But they are on this thread! x

I’ll pretend I’m not hurt by that. But I’m hurt by that. "

U are very cute though! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me.

J

Julie as always I have no idea what the hell you said but you looked pretty while saying it

HAHAHA I got it

Is this an older people reference?"

Sheesh boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me.

J

Julie as always I have no idea what the hell you said but you looked pretty while saying it

HAHAHA I got it

Is this an older people reference?

Sheesh Steve "

I’m sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only ever slept with one forum user! Who has since taken a back seat in them (found a conventional relationship) there is one other who uses forums I would like to! But would never say out loud lol x

I know it’s me.

Lol! It's not! But they are on this thread! x

I’ll pretend I’m not hurt by that. But I’m hurt by that.

U are very cute though! X"

Ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?"

Pics or it didn't happen!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?"

this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?

this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes"

If he was a lamppost I’d piss on him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t mind being pissed on now and then

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?

this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes

If he was a lamppost I’d piss on him "

I would to to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?

this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes

If he was a lamppost I’d piss on him

I would to to be fair "

Fight

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

Heat 85 ….. I’d definitely worship her body , sadly not fucked anyone on this thread so no pissing on anyone’s lamppost for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?

this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes"

Ronaldo couldn't hit it, that's for sure

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy


"Heat 85 ….. I’d definitely worship her body , sadly not fucked anyone on this thread so no pissing on anyone’s lamppost for me "
….. also Fluffy Chicken;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?

this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes

If he was a lamppost I’d piss on him "

Who says I need to be a lamppost?

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)


"I don't have the correct appendage for pissing on lampposts

You can always squirt on it

Probably end up pissing down myself instead

Damn does that mean you’re now taken

Nope lol just means I have a terrible sense of balance

Is it ok with the OP if the ladies pee in a bottle and carry it around with them to pour out when needed, or do we have to piss ourselves and then rub our damp legs on to our conquests?

That's a brilliant idea!!"

Thanks! Here, I’ve got a spare bottle if you want it, Pepsi ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t mind being pissed on now and then "

On an unrelated note, I love the private notes feature.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?

this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes

If he was a lamppost I’d piss on him

I would to to be fair

Fight "

I was going to suggest sharing... one either side

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heat 85 ….. I’d definitely worship her body , sadly not fucked anyone on this thread so no pissing on anyone’s lamppost for me ….. also Fluffy Chicken;) "

I love you chickennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?

this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes

If he was a lamppost I’d piss on him

Who says I need to be a lamppost? "

Game on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?

this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes

Ronaldo couldn't hit it, that's for sure "

that story

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"I don’t mind being pissed on now and then "

Is that before or after your toes are sucked? I'm helping people out with a cheat code here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?

this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes

If he was a lamppost I’d piss on him

I would to to be fair

Fight

I was going to suggest sharing... one either side "

A tag team pissing contest over Joe beans? Fuck yeah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t mind being pissed on now and then

Is that before or after your toes are sucked? I'm helping people out with a cheat code here. "

Meli…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t mind being pissed on now and then

Is that before or after your toes are sucked? I'm helping people out with a cheat code here. "

Oh you are fantastic. Please distribute the cheat code to all my future lovers.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?

this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes

If he was a lamppost I’d piss on him

I would to to be fair

Fight

I was going to suggest sharing... one either side

A tag team pissing contest over Joe beans? Fuck yeah "

Yeah ... think we might have scared him off though

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?

this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes

If he was a lamppost I’d piss on him

Who says I need to be a lamppost? "

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have the correct appendage for pissing on lampposts "

You’ve never passed standing? It’s all about positioning.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me.

J

Julie as always I have no idea what the hell you said but you looked pretty while saying it

HAHAHA I got it

Is this an older people reference?"

I got it. So yeah, afraid it is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't have the correct appendage for pissing on lampposts

You’ve never passed standing? It’s all about positioning. "

^ she’s pissed on a man for sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me.

J

Julie as always I have no idea what the hell you said but you looked pretty while saying it

HAHAHA I got it

Is this an older people reference?

I got it. So yeah, afraid it is."

I sometimes forget you’re not closer to my age fr. And then there are moments like these

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"I don't have the correct appendage for pissing on lampposts

You’ve never passed standing? It’s all about positioning.

^ she’s pissed on a man for sure "

You may or may not be correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?

this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes

If he was a lamppost I’d piss on him

I would to to be fair

Fight

I was going to suggest sharing... one either side

A tag team pissing contest over Joe beans? Fuck yeah

Yeah ... think we might have scared him off though "

He’s just getting undressed

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?

this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes

If he was a lamppost I’d piss on him

I would to to be fair

Fight

I was going to suggest sharing... one either side

A tag team pissing contest over Joe beans? Fuck yeah

Yeah ... think we might have scared him off though

He’s just getting undressed "

I think I've just had a hot flush lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pissing anywhere, let alone up a lamp post is pretty difficult with your winky tucked between your own bum cheeks!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"pissing anywhere, let alone up a lamp post is pretty difficult with your winky tucked between your own bum cheeks! "

At least you have a nozzle to aim with!!

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By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant

I'm never the pisser

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm never the pisser "
welcome, pisseee

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Pops in thread.

Checks posters.

Nope. Ineligible to participate.

Soz.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pops in thread.

Checks posters.

Nope. Ineligible to participate.

Soz. "

So there’s SOMEONE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I’ve just realised some things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pops in thread.

Checks posters.

Nope. Ineligible to participate.

Soz. "

Hang on.

Can someone help me untuck.

Just seen a lamp post I need to sprinkle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pops in thread.

Checks posters.

Nope. Ineligible to participate.

Soz.

Hang on.

Can someone help me untuck.

Just seen a lamp post I need to sprinkle "

The things we do for you

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"I think I’ve just realised some things "

What things???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I’ve just realised some things

What things???"

Just top shagger things

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"I think I’ve just realised some things

What things???

Just top shagger things"

Such as ?? Lol

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Is this an older people reference?"

Jesus, Steve. It’s a hip hop reference. I’m disappointed in you. You’re not the man I thought you were.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I’ve just realised some things

What things???

Just top shagger things

Such as ?? Lol"

I can’t say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this an older people reference?

Jesus, Steve. It’s a hip hop reference. I’m disappointed in you. You’re not the man I thought you were."

Charge it to the game

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By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant

Pisseeee and top shagger, no actually shageee, elite pillow princess haha

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"I think I’ve just realised some things

What things???

Just top shagger things

Such as ?? Lol

I can’t say "

Can't or won't??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?

this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes

If he was a lamppost I’d piss on him

I would to to be fair

Fight

I was going to suggest sharing... one either side

A tag team pissing contest over Joe beans? Fuck yeah

Yeah ... think we might have scared him off though

He’s just getting undressed

I think I've just had a hot flush lol "

Sorry, you didn't scare me off. I was just having another kind of shower

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?

this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes

If he was a lamppost I’d piss on him

I would to to be fair

Fight

I was going to suggest sharing... one either side

A tag team pissing contest over Joe beans? Fuck yeah

Yeah ... think we might have scared him off though

He’s just getting undressed

I think I've just had a hot flush lol

Sorry, you didn't scare me off. I was just having another kind of shower "

Well hurrah... fancy a non washing type of shower ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?

this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes

Ronaldo couldn't hit it, that's for sure

that story "

Yesssssss! I knew you'd know that story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never pissed on a pickle, but I could be into it

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