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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wonko

Who wants to give it a miss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

I'll hold your coat

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Sorry, I'm walking my fish that day.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should we all do one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, I'm walking my fish that day.

LvM"

How long would you say was optimal for walking a fish?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Sorry, I'm walking my fish that day.

LvM

How long would you say was optimal for walking a fish? "

At least as long as the length of an average orgy.

LvM

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

How many googly eyes will there be?

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

"Wonko

Who wants to give it a miss? "

We'd be well up for an orgy. But reading between the lines the post implys that we should probably give it a miss? So we'll follow the advice and have a look round the charity shops instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonko

Who wants to give it a miss? "

Me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, I'm walking my fish that day.

LvM

How long would you say was optimal for walking a fish?

At least as long as the length of an average orgy.

LvM"

I think I’ve been overdoing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a common call over the tannoy at South Croydon Railway Station when Wonko ventures down from Scotland. Confuses the locals no end.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many googly eyes will there be?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you all for avoiding it

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"How many googly eyes will there be?

Then I guess I'll have to be in just to improve those numbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, I'm walking my fish that day.

LvM

How long would you say was optimal for walking a fish? "

There and back again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many googly eyes will there be?

Then I guess I'll have to be in just to improve those numbers

Does that mean I have to attend now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have covid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have covid

That's so 2020

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"How many googly eyes will there be?

Then I guess I'll have to be in just to improve those numbers

Does that mean I have to attend now? "

No not if you don't want to.

I'm happy with an orgy for one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many googly eyes will there be?

Then I guess I'll have to be in just to improve those numbers

Does that mean I have to attend now?

No not if you don't want to.

I'm happy with an orgy for one

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

How about the rest of us have an orgy in the next room, and promises to keep the noise down?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about the rest of us have an orgy in the next room, and promises to keep the noise down?

Make it 3 rooms down

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Couldn't be more out

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"How about the rest of us have an orgy in the next room, and promises to keep the noise down?

Make it 3 rooms down "

But that room is not really big enough. How about 2 rooms down and we share the half time Jaffa cakes.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Will there not be sandwiches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couldn't be more out "

I bet I fucking could.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Glad to see this died as I hoped

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Sorry, I'm walking my fish that day.

LvM"

Well that sounds like a load of pollocks.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry, I'm walking my fish that day.

LvM

Well that sounds like a load of pollocks....."

Are you sure it's not a red herring?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Out "

Wow I was sure you'd be in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about the rest of us have an orgy in the next room, and promises to keep the noise down?

Make it 3 rooms down

But that room is not really big enough. How about 2 rooms down and we share the half time Jaffa cakes. "

6 rooms and you can have all the jaffa cakes

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Sorry, I'm walking my fish that day.

LvM

Well that sounds like a load of pollocks.....

Are you sure it's not a red herring? "

Ooh could be

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Are you sure it's not a red herring? "

The thread *is* floundering.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Are you sure it's not a red herring?

The thread *is* floundering."

I suppose there's a time and a plaice for these fish puns...

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Will there be Jaffa Cakes....

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"How about the rest of us have an orgy in the next room, and promises to keep the noise down?

Make it 3 rooms down

But that room is not really big enough. How about 2 rooms down and we share the half time Jaffa cakes.

6 rooms and you can have all the jaffa cakes "

Well we will turn the music up loud then.

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By *panksspankedMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"How about the rest of us have an orgy in the next room, and promises to keep the noise down?

Make it 3 rooms down

But that room is not really big enough. How about 2 rooms down and we share the half time Jaffa cakes.

6 rooms and you can have all the jaffa cakes

Well we will turn the music up loud then. "

Music and Jaffa cakes What more do we need?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’d love to come but I’m afraid I’ll have to miss it. My goldfish had just discovered he’s got arthritis, I really need to stay by his side while he gets through this.

The mr

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

**twirls in** are there any cookies?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"**twirls in** are there any cookies?"

There could be … let’s have a thorough look around. Check everyone’s pockets.

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"**twirls in** are there any cookies?

There could be … let’s have a thorough look around. Check everyone’s pockets."

**advises caution you don't know ehat you might find in these pockets**

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"How about the rest of us have an orgy in the next room, and promises to keep the noise down?

Make it 3 rooms down

But that room is not really big enough. How about 2 rooms down and we share the half time Jaffa cakes.

6 rooms and you can have all the jaffa cakes

Well we will turn the music up loud then.

Music and Jaffa cakes What more do we need?"

As long as it's not 70/80s porn music.

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