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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

The lovely Mrs TemptingTwosome2 has stated her want for a big ol' orgy. Who's in?

We need ladies and gents who are happy to help out this lovely couple (I'm sure Mr TT2 wants some action too).

Say you're in, what you're bringing, and any special skills

LvM

(You're welcome F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in and bringing anxiety and an awkward disposition. Line up ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bring my big ball bag full of baby batter. I know she likes that kinda thing right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, but I’ll awkwardly sit in the corner and offer everyone a snack/drink break if that’s ok?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I'm in. I'll be the hype man and get us all going and provide a decent erection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In. Oral is the only part of the sex I can do well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in as I would scare other participants away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do wish she'd consult me first

bloody woman I'm still jet lagged, confused about which side of the road I'm on and how to use that 3rd pedal in a car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in. I'll be the hype man and get us all going and provide a big, throbbing, eye-rolling erection

Don't sell yourself short mate

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll provide the commentary a la David Attenborough. Every good orgy needs a description.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

In!

Special skill is making sure everyone's drinks are topped up so they stay hydrated

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I'm not in but I will bring a cease and desist because there will clearly be far too many people packed in to a small space making it a fire and safety violation

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Oh.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I do wish she'd consult me first

bloody woman I'm still jet lagged, confused about which side of the road I'm on and how to use that 3rd pedal in a car "

Just yourself in the middle, stick a bit of baby oil on you, and enjoy being taken from all angles

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I’m in, but I’ll awkwardly sit in the corner and offer everyone a snack/drink break if that’s ok?"

I'll break the awkwardness with some fingering, you'll be fine

LvM

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm in. I'll be the hype man and get us all going and provide a big, throbbing, eye-rolling erection

Don't sell yourself short mate

But I don't like it when they do the googly eyes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew we were besties for a reason

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm not in but I will bring a cease and desist because there will clearly be far too many people packed in to a small space making it a fire and safety violation"

It's fine, I booked out Wembley stadium

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I knew we were besties for a reason

I always thought it was my gorgeous penis...

LvM

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

In! Fluffer. Gotta love sucking on dick.

Mrs TMN x

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

In.

As too old and unfit for orgy, I’ll sit quietly in the corner and provide knitted Willy warmers and little boobie hats for comfort, should anyone needs them.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"I’m in, but I’ll awkwardly sit in the corner and offer everyone a snack/drink break if that’s ok?"

Im in and my wife would live the action too. You can come and sit with us, BustyCurvyBi would love to sample your nibbles.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds hot. Put my name on the bottom. ….

You heard me right.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Sounds hot. Put my name on the bottom. ….

You heard me right. "

Okay... but whose bottom?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bring snacks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

Out

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"I'm not in but I will bring a cease and desist because there will clearly be far too many people packed in to a small space making it a fire and safety violation

It's fine, I booked out Wembley stadium

LvM"

Oh I didn't mean the venue...

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm not in but I will bring a cease and desist because there will clearly be far too many people packed in to a small space making it a fire and safety violation

It's fine, I booked out Wembley stadium

LvM

Oh I didn't mean the venue...

LvM

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’m washing my hair on that day unfortunately

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By *igDave8Man
over a year ago

Tonbridge

I’m in. Big cock tiny brain

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By *uge saggy boob loverMan
over a year ago

harrogate

I’m in if there are any huge saggy boobies

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By *panksspankedMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Sounds like fun. Count me in!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

In tiny cock big brain.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

I’ll provide half time snacks

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By *igDave8Man
over a year ago

Tonbridge

"In tiny cock big brain."

Wife has great tits though.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Enthusiasm. Loads of puppy dog like enthusiasm.

Just point me where you want me

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Enthusiasm. Loads of puppy dog like enthusiasm.

Just point me where you want me

*Points at MrTT2 somewhere in the pile of bodies*

LvM

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I can bring snacks! "

Last time you brought snacks we got distracted by all the sex and you ate them yourself the next day …

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm in I'll bring the bad jokes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be one of the wanking dead please?

I’ll follow the couples and ladies around the house wherever they go, dribbling and grunting and tugging away at little Dan under my towel as I go. Thanks.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"I'm in I'll bring the bad jokes lol"

And I'll bring the Daddy jokes....

I'll get my coat.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Can I be one of the wanking dead please?

I’ll follow the couples and ladies around the house wherever they go, dribbling and grunting and tugging away at little Dan under my towel as I go. Thanks."

That'll be perfect for getting that Friday night club feeling going, thanks

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bring the sick bags

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I'll bring some sausage rolls...

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'll bring some sausage rolls...

Are we talking finger food or phat sausages?

LvM

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"I'll bring some sausage rolls...

Are we talking finger food or phat sausages?

LvM"

I can arrange both.....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We're here for the sex on wheels bit

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"In.

As too old and unfit for orgy, I’ll sit quietly in the corner and provide knitted Willy warmers and little boobie hats for comfort, should anyone needs them. "

I'm in, but only so I can get boobie hats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

I'm just making a red velvet cake, with extra icing.

Gimme an hour to cool the cake and ice it. I'll be round then.

My superior cake making skills make up for my mediocre sex skills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is everyone offering to make food rather than join in?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Why is everyone offering to make food rather than join in?

Sorry, I just want boobie hats.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Why is everyone offering to make food rather than join in?

I offered sex on wheels. It's like sex on legs, but more mobile

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By *ifeIsntSeriousMan
over a year ago

Rugby

I'm in... I'll sit in the corner and make all the other guys loon amazong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is everyone offering to make food rather than join in?

Thought you were going Socials only?

Tip: never eat the buffet at an orgy!

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Why is everyone offering to make food rather than join in?

Sorry, I just want boobie hats."

I’m on it.

Knitting as I type.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Why is everyone offering to make food rather than join in?

Sorry, I just want boobie hats.

I’m on it.

Knitting as I type. "

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I can play the spoons!

(Not saying what I can play them on though)

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m definitely in…

I bring myself, bags of sarcasm and a willing mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is everyone offering to make food rather than join in?

Sorry, I just want boobie hats.

I’m on it.

Knitting as I type. "

Is this knitting with one hand and typing with the other?

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

I'm in...

Just for the Cheese XL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m definitely in…

I bring myself, bags of sarcasm and a willing mouth

Bags of sarcasm.? Is that what you call them,?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’m definitely in…

I bring myself, bags of sarcasm and a willing mouth

Bags of sarcasm.? Is that what you call them,? "

Fun bags

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Fun bags three...oh wait a minute that was fun boy three....

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Why is everyone offering to make food rather than join in?

Sorry, I just want boobie hats.

I’m on it.

Knitting as I type.

Is this knitting with one hand and typing with the other? "

That’s crochet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m definitely in…

I bring myself, bags of sarcasm and a willing mouth

Bags of sarcasm.? Is that what you call them,?

Fun bags

Haha.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'll bring the sexy

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By *orthampton jamesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm in for the nibbles or anything else I can devour

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Why is everyone offering to make food rather than join in?

I'm in for some finger blasting

LvM

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Why is everyone offering to make food rather than join in?

Thought you were going Socials only?

Tip: never eat the buffet at an orgy!

No just eat the orgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, I can provide sarcastic comments that nobody asked for, a real "must have" for any orgy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is everyone offering to make food rather than join in?

Thought you were going Socials only?

Tip: never eat the buffet at an orgy!

No just eat the orgy

I want to eat a fruit salad off a woman,… please tell me someone will bring fruit.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Why is everyone offering to make food rather than join in?

You can snack on me instead if you want

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is everyone offering to make food rather than join in?

You can snack on me instead if you want

Tinder "

Yes please, I'd love that. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll come.

I can do the hula hoop with my erection better than I can with my hips...it's a skill

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

I'm in but it'll have to be just oral and titty wanks this week

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