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"I wouldn't be getting naked with him. I would be happy to sit and have a drink and a natter. My son is 27 next week and the though of sex with a chap younger than my him, and a virgin to boot is totally unappealing to me. Nita" I understand makes lot of sence Let's see if any takers | |||
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"I’d invite him to join me and my Daddy, and Daddy could use me as the model to teach the guy how to fuck a woman This is totally TOTALLY a fact way of mine anyway hahaha "Fantasy* not “fact way” (sigh) | |||
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"I wouldn't be getting naked with him. I would be happy to sit and have a drink and a natter. My son is 27 next week and the though of sex with a chap younger than my him, and a virgin to boot is totally unappealing to me. Nita I understand makes lot of sence Let's see if any takers " Having read it back... it's grammatically nonsensical. But yes I know what you mean ?? | |||
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"I wouldn't be getting naked with him. I would be happy to sit and have a drink and a natter. My son is 27 next week and the though of sex with a chap younger than my him, and a virgin to boot is totally unappealing to me. Nita I understand makes lot of sence Let's see if any takers Having read it back... it's grammatically nonsensical. But yes I know what you mean ??" Its bound to be grammaticality nosence I wrote it . But a least you could decifer. | |||
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"I’d invite him to join me and my Daddy, and Daddy could use me as the model to teach the guy how to fuck a woman This is totally TOTALLY a fact way of mine anyway hahaha "I'm sure he be up for that . | |||
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"I wouldn't be getting naked with him. I would be happy to sit and have a drink and a natter. My son is 27 next week and the though of sex with a chap younger than my him, and a virgin to boot is totally unappealing to me. Nita I understand makes lot of sence Let's see if any takers Having read it back... it's grammatically nonsensical. But yes I know what you mean ?? Its bound to be grammaticality nosence I wrote it . But a least you could decifer." It was my answer that didn't make sense, but you managed to translate ?? | |||
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"Ask him what he's doing in my house...
LvM"Hopefully you've invited him . | |||
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"Drive him back home to his parents." If that's the case I'm going to ask him to move in with me. | |||
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"I wouldn't be getting naked with him. I would be happy to sit and have a drink and a natter. My son is 27 next week and the though of sex with a chap younger than my him, and a virgin to boot is totally unappealing to me. Nita I understand makes lot of sence Let's see if any takers Having read it back... it's grammatically nonsensical. But yes I know what you mean ?? Its bound to be grammaticality nosence I wrote it . But a least you could decifer. It was my answer that didn't make sense, but you managed to translate ??" That's because I'd no idea that it was wrong . | |||
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"Make him 36, I'd be quite graphic then " 26 is the new 36. Don’t you know. | |||
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"Make him 36, I'd be quite graphic then " If we get no further result with the 26 year old on offer fair enough .but could you give indication what he has to look toward too in ten years . or I'll just rush off and have age reduction . | |||
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"26 and still a virgin? He escaped from a cult?
No thank you.... "Never been in a cult been looking after his sick mother . | |||
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"Make him 36, I'd be quite graphic then 26 is the new 36. Don’t you know. " Be quite you .ssh | |||
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"Make him 36, I'd be quite graphic then 26 is the new 36. Don’t you know. Be quite you .ssh "  | |||
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"Make him 36, I'd be quite graphic then " Little older than 36 and not a virgin damnit! So close Though I think it's growing back | |||
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"Make him 36, I'd be quite graphic then Little older than 36 and not a virgin damnit! So close Though I think it's growing back" Lol | |||
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"Ok you have 26 year old virgin male 6ft good body .avaible for sex What would you do with him . Or have do to please you . He will do whatever you choose without question And is only there to learn and pleasure you ." Exactly.. Not my thing nor my type or age Sings like a virgin.. Badly | |||
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"Ok you have 26 year old virgin male 6ft good body .avaible for sex What would you do with him . Or have do to please you . He will do whatever you choose without question And is only there to learn and pleasure you . Exactly.. Not my thing nor my type or age Sings like a virgin.. Badly "Oh how is this virgin going to learn anything from you ladies . | |||
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"I'd politely point him in the direction of women his own age. I'm not one to shatter illusions" Fair enough . | |||
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"Make him 36, I'd be quite graphic then 26 is the new 36. Don’t you know. " This is not looking good pickle . | |||
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"Think we been rumbled Steve you ain't getting laid. " I’ll never lose my virginity now  | |||
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"Think we been rumbled Steve you ain't getting laid. I’ll never lose my virginity now "Did my best old chap .but look on the bright side the things you've got to look toward too when your 36. | |||
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"Get him a taxi back to his shared accommodation  "Have to be fair a lot of kind people about .but still with boo offer she was driving him back herself poor old Steve but at least I'd get to see boo in person . | |||
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"I would pour him a cup of poisonous tea." look who turned 30 and turned into the rest of them  | |||
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"Get him a taxi back to his shared accommodation
Have to be fair a lot of kind people about .but still with boo offer she was driving him back herself poor old Steve but at least I'd get to see boo in person ."Tbf to her, she made that offer before she knew it was about me. | |||
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"Think we been rumbled Steve you ain't getting laid. I’ll never lose my virginity now
Did my best old chap .but look on the bright side the things you've got to look toward too when you’re 36."I can’t wait to be 36. Yay. | |||
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"I would pour him a cup of poisonous tea." That sounds like shit green tea I'm drinking . Oh lemon I'd never guessed that of you . | |||
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"I would pour him a cup of poisonous tea.look who turned 30 and turned into the rest of them "lmaooo 
Nah I would bang him actually if we were into each other and then I would pour him a cup of poisonous tea and bury him under the kitchen floor. | |||
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"I would pour him a cup of poisonous tea.look who turned 30 and turned into the rest of them
lmaooo
Nah I would bang him actually if we were into each other and then I would pour him a cup of poisonous tea and bury him under the kitchen floor."At least he didn’t die a virgin. God bless him. Rip and that | |||
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"Ok you have 26 year old virgin male 6ft good body .avaible for sex What would you do with him . Or have do to please you . He will do whatever you choose without question And is only there to learn and pleasure you ." Send him home in a Taxi. Too young. | |||
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"I would pour him a cup of poisonous tea.look who turned 30 and turned into the rest of them
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Nah I would bang him actually if we were into each other and then I would pour him a cup of poisonous tea and bury him under the kitchen floor."Fair enough I think he might be up for that .consider it Steve sound like best offer we had so far . if not I'll come this green tea killing me any I'd rather go out death by lemon . | |||
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"I would pour him a cup of poisonous tea.look who turned 30 and turned into the rest of them
lmaooo
Nah I would bang him actually if we were into each other and then I would pour him a cup of poisonous tea and bury him under the kitchen floor.
Fair enough I think he might be up for that .consider it Steve sound like best offer we had so far . if not I'll come this green tea killing me any I'd rather go out death by lemon ."The only way I’d sleep with lemon is if she killed me first, not after  | |||
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"I would pour him a cup of poisonous tea.look who turned 30 and turned into the rest of them
lmaooo
Nah I would bang him actually if we were into each other and then I would pour him a cup of poisonous tea and bury him under the kitchen floor.
Fair enough I think he might be up for that .consider it Steve sound like best offer we had so far . if not I'll come this green tea killing me any I'd rather go out death by lemon .
The only way I’d sleep with lemon is if she killed me first, not after "If I've got take one for the team again | |||
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"I'd probably start him off by putting some rubber gloves on.... and making him do the washing up. Then the hoovering... teach him how to please a woman out of the bedroom first!" Its start but this lad very ready to please . | |||
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"I need some heavy things put up on a high shelf "And the offer is this poor lads desperate . | |||
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"Think we been rumbled Steve you ain't getting laid. I’ll never lose my virginity now
Did my best old chap .but look on the bright side the things you've got to look toward too when you’re 36.
I can’t wait to be 36. Yay. "Awww, Pickle, I'll do you if no one else will. I'm kind like that. | |||
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"Although having no experience doesn't bode well at all some people its fair to say are just naturals. However if there's no chemistry (which is likely) that's not much use to us, experience or not. We would send him away and tell him to come back in 5 years, see what sort of man he is then." At least that gets him to 31 which is slightly better than the 36 we been offered she was offering quite bit more for when 36 . | |||
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"Think we been rumbled Steve you ain't getting laid. I’ll never lose my virginity now
Did my best old chap .but look on the bright side the things you've got to look toward too when you’re 36.
I can’t wait to be 36. Yay.
Awww, Pickle, I'll do you if no one else will.
I'm kind like that."Ok I don’t want anyone else. I want Nanna. Everyone else piss off. | |||
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"Think we been rumbled Steve you ain't getting laid. I’ll never lose my virginity now
Did my best old chap .but look on the bright side the things you've got to look toward too when you’re 36.
I can’t wait to be 36. Yay.
Awww, Pickle, I'll do you if no one else will.
I'm kind like that."God bless you nanna . let you know when the thread ends. | |||
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"I need some heavy things put up on a high shelf
And the offer is this poor lads desperate ."Well maybe if you do a good job I’ll help you out | |||
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"I need some heavy things put up on a high shelf
And the offer is this poor lads desperate .
Well maybe if you do a good job I’ll help you out "its long way for him to come without some Firm assurances this lad in need of education and have Very bad case of blue balls .he has told me . | |||
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"Think we been rumbled Steve you ain't getting laid. I’ll never lose my virginity now
Did my best old chap .but look on the bright side the things you've got to look toward too when you’re 36.
I can’t wait to be 36. Yay.
Awww, Pickle, I'll do you if no one else will.
I'm kind like that.
Ok I don’t want anyone else. I want Nanna. Everyone else piss off. "Oh. I seem to have got myself into a little pickle  | |||
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"Think we been rumbled Steve you ain't getting laid. I’ll never lose my virginity now
Did my best old chap .but look on the bright side the things you've got to look toward too when you’re 36.
I can’t wait to be 36. Yay.
Awww, Pickle, I'll do you if no one else will.
I'm kind like that.
Ok I don’t want anyone else. I want Nanna. Everyone else piss off. "Don't tell we got result pickle . | |||
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"Think we been rumbled Steve you ain't getting laid. I’ll never lose my virginity now
Did my best old chap .but look on the bright side the things you've got to look toward too when you’re 36.
I can’t wait to be 36. Yay.
Awww, Pickle, I'll do you if no one else will.
I'm kind like that.
Ok I don’t want anyone else. I want Nanna. Everyone else piss off.
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I seem to have got myself into a little pickle "My pickle isn’t that little | |||
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"I need some heavy things put up on a high shelf
And the offer is this poor lads desperate .
Well maybe if you do a good job I’ll help you out its long way for him to come without some
Firm assurances this lad in need of education and have
Very bad case of blue balls .he has told me .
"i’m sure I can educate him | |||
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"I need some heavy things put up on a high shelf
And the offer is this poor lads desperate .
Well maybe if you do a good job I’ll help you out its long way for him to come without some
Firm assurances this lad in need of education and have
Very bad case of blue balls .he has told me .
i’m sure I can educate him "Thank you very much for your kind offer but nanna appears to have offer him quite schooling . pls look out for other threads down the line . | |||
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